Diary Of Rosie Pie

by EchoApple

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Slice of Life, Drama
Length: 1089

My name is Rose Quartz Pie, Daughter of Pinkamena Diane Pie. This is my life.

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Hello, my name is Rose Quartz Pie but you can just call my Rosie. My mother suddenly popped out of my toy box one day and handed me this blank book and quill. She said something about the ‘author’ wanting me to ‘entertain the viewers’ and disappeared back into the toy box. I have decided to write about my weird (and sometimes crazy) life as the daughter of the element of laughter, Pinkamena Diane Pie.

Fantastic book cover by Levie-22 here!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-04-02 04:30:02 UTC

The day my mom popped out of my toy box

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Hel-

He..o

Hello, Hello. Is this think working? Hello?

Um… I’m not sure how to use this 'Rosie Sense' book thing. Buck this, i’m going to get a hayburger!

Hello again, sorry about earlier I was just REALLY confused after my mother suddenly popped out of my toy box(don’t ask) and handed me this blank book and quill.

She said something about the ‘author’ wanting me to ‘entertain the viewers’ and disappeared back into the toy box. Well anyway I think I should introduce myself, my name is Rose Quartz Pie, daughter of Pinkamena Pie. I'm a light pink Pegasus filly with a dark purple mane with pink highlights. My eyes are brown.

I don't have my cutie mark yet but I don't mind.

My best friend is a snake named Bubbles but don't worry he has no teeth! Huh, now that I think about it neither does Gummy.  Anyway the reason I named Bubbles well... Bubbles is because he has cute bubble like prints on his back!

I gotta go, my mom wants me to help her bake cupcakes. This wont end well.

Cupcake Aftermath

Hey everypony, it took awhile for me to get down from that crazy cupcake high so that's why I haven't been talking to you for a while. But there is one thing that I have realized from that experience though.

What if I'm not really Pinkies daughter?

I know I shouldn't be be thinking those type of things but I just can't get it off my mind. Honestly, it's really bugging me.

Twilight Snake Fiasco

You want to hear a funny story?

Princess Twilight does NOT like snakes. Yes I said it, she does NOOOOOT like them. I learned that the hard way.

Earlier today when out and about in ponyville, bored out of my mind, I came across Twilight shopping for some more quills n' ink and being the pony I am I wanted to show her Bubbles. So I trotted up to her with a big old cheesy grin.

"Hi Twilight!" I greeted her practically bouncing in place. She shifted her saddlebags and looked down at me with a friendly smile.

"Hello Rosie, How are you?"

"Great! Hey Twilight have you ever seen Bubbles?"

"No I'm sorry, I haven't. Are they new here?"

"Not really" I reached into my mane and pulled out Bubbles, that's when she screamed and started firing beams at him. Luckily Applejack was nearby and managed to get her to stop.

The good thing is that Bubbles was not hurt.

Rosie Sense?

Yay!

I found a way to translate my thoughts into this book without even writing in it! Maybe this is an enchanted book... that or I have some type of 6th sense... Rosie Sense maybe?

This will be useful.

Damn Pegasi

It’s 11:02 and I find myself staring anxiously out the window at the dark clouds forming outside.

Why?

I can't sleep.

You see I really don't like storms, they scare me. Ever since I was little I always seemed to think that some type of lightning monster would come out of the clouds and eat me. Yeah I know, pretty ridiculous huh? But I just can't help it.

Sighing, I rolled over. Damn Pegasi.

Giggle At The Ghosties

BOOOOOM

I practically jumped out of my fur at the unholy sound of thunder and just like any other kid would do, I screamed for mom.

“MOMMMMY!!!” Not long after I heard the sound of my bedroom door creaking open and the sound of hooves trotting across the floorboards. I pulled my blankets of my head and was greeted the comforting face of my mother.

“Rosie? Whats wrong?” She asked worriedly, It still surprises me that such a crazy pink mare such as herself could be serious when she wants to.

“I-I’m scared” I trembled.

Pinkie sighed and gave me a soft smile.

“Oh Rosie,” She pull me into a hug “It's alright, nothing's going to hurt you.”

I looked up at her and confusion, of course something's going to hurt me. Isn't the lightning monster hungry?

“What do you mean?” I asked, she looked outside my window at the raging storm above.

“When I was a filly I was scared of the dark” My eyes widened.

“You were?” She nodded and ran a hoof through my messed up mane.

"Rosie, you gotta stand up tall and learn to face your fears”  She turned her eyes back to me “Alright?” I nodded my head sleepy and laid my head against her chest

And so just like that, in my mothers is comforting embrace I fell asleep In her arms with a warm smile on my face.

I love you Mom.

Cupcakes = Happiness, Nicknames, and Conspiracy's

I came up with this crazy idea of giving everypony nicknames! Okay let's see...  I think I'll call Twilight purplesmart and Applejack Applehat. How about... Rainbowquick for Rainbow Dash, Pinkpoof for mom. Oh! And I will call Princess Celestia Sunbutt and Luna Moonbutt.

Yeah I know, I do sound like a spazz right now. It's because mom wanted me to try like 20 new cupcake recipes! 20! Heck even my normally flat mane has become almost as poofy as hers!

Whats up with that?!

I got to go mom wants me to try MORE!

I’M SO HAPPY!!!!!

Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy

HAPPY!

I've been thinking

If everypony in the Pie family are earth ponies then how am I a Pegasus? How does that work? Is there some deep dark secret that Mom has never told me about our family history?

What if I'm not even her real daughter? What if I was adopted?! What if... what if I'm actually a changeling! No no that can't be right I mean my blood is red and don’t changelings have green blood or something? But what if my blood is actually green?! I don't want to be a bug!

I’m not a bad pony!