The Day I was Dubbed Prototype
So like, me and my friends Streaker, Golden Times, and Arron were all hanging out in my house, y'know, just chillin, hanging out, and like, there's this loud ass fuck bang from like a few blocks away. Y'know we thought, whatever's whatever, I mean, we were in the bad part of Canterlot where, like, The Lunar Angels and like the Solstices always had their little turf war or whatever right? So like, all four of us are sitting there, playing 20 questions, M.W.L.T.F. edition, which was like, our own alteration on the game, y'know, like when you get bored and you're like, 'this game is boring, let's do this to it and make the questions, like, specific to this one thing or whatever.
So we were sittin there, playing 20 questions, and like, we ignored that loud bang, and like, a few minutes later we see this short and stocky stallion run by, wait, is that a tongue twister, eh, fuck it. So anyway there's this like, short chubby stallion that runs right by my window, and like, I recognize it's my neighbor, and like, he's being chased by like this, tall, white coated stallion, and he's like, completely stupid cause he waves at us, like signaling for help as he runs, my neighbor, not the white stallion, and like, the stallion runs by and, like, he looks through the window for a second, nods, and then runs off.
So me and my friends, were sitting there thinking, what in the everliving fuck just happened, so like we ignore it. Then I remember that, like, my neighbor is like, super rich, and he like, keeps all his bits in a safe, and he's given six of the other neighbors who can watch his house the safe code, and like, I know that none of them wake up till like 3 in the afternoon, and it was like, noon, maybe twelve thirty. So like, I was one of the neighbors he gave the code to, and with me being a teen, that was like, really dumb.
So me and my friends sneak over their, and like, we're all hyped, and when we get inside, I like go to his safe and do like the passcode and all. Then it like, opens up, and theres this huge pile of bits and gems, and like, he wouldn't notice like nine-thousand ($900.00 american currency value) or like ten-thousand bits missing so like, we take a few gems and like, just as we were about to leave and close up his safe, I see like this small robot, like the size of my cat, and if you've seen my cat you'd know it's pretty small, so like I grab it and we close up his safe, and like head outside.
So like, my neighbor is waiting outside for us, and like, he asks what we were doing, so I pulled the 'Making sure nothing was stolen or damaged' thing, and he smiles, and by this time I've already hid my gems in my hat along with the robot, and like, streaker was holding everything else under his wings.
So like, my neighbor smiles and he's like, "thanks for the concern boys, If he hadn't tripped over my coffee table I could have lost some really important stuff" and so like he invites us in and like brings us to his safe, and he like opens it and hands each of us a gem that's worth like one-thousand to like one-thousand five-hundred bits apeice, then he's like, "you didn't happen to see a small machine about the size of Snoozer did you" and like, I tell him I didn't and he mutters something about shafty thieves and all that, so like, he thanks us and sends us back to my house, and by now, you could see the strain on Streakers wings, and so like, we head to my room, and like unload all of the loot we got onto my bed, and Streaker sees me take the robot out of my hat, and like everpony else sees it to right.
They all like look at me and smile and just like, burst out laughing, and like, we're counting up the loot we got, and like, Streaker brings me the little robot thing, and he's like "dude, how do you turn it on" and like, I say, yank on it's shaft, and then everpony's laughing again, the he like presses a button and the thing folds out into like a chest, and like, you can see this medium sized package in it, and it was like two to three hours before we decided not to open it and to like, wait till everything calms down so we like, hide our loot in the chest and Streaker, he sees the word Prototype on the package, and he's like "from this day forth, Beta is dead, you are now, Prototype" and like everyone cheers cause like, when Streaker dubbed you, it was like, permanent, so like, we hide the chest under my bed, then like, go back downstairs and like, we start playing 20 questions again, and like, from that day on, I've always been Prototype.
Streaker's Input.
So like, me and Proto, we go way back, and like, I totally remember this day cause y'know, I walked away with a pretty nice payment. And like, he has no Idea how like, accurate he told this story, but like, a few things he said were a bit exaggerated, y'know can't expect every story to be on point. I believe that his neighbor didn't wave but that stallion did look inside and nod, which was kinda weird. But besides that %100 Accurate, as far as I remember at-least.
