House Fancy

Chapters

Day One
How The World Turned Upside Down
When The Sky Falls
Final Countdown

Day One

This is a short thingy I'm writing, so I hope you enjoy and BTW Sky does NOT make ponies happy with her new job as House Fancy Manager...

The pink, cheery pegasus brushed her mane in only the most wonderful of ways. She Fixed it just right then looked in the mirror on the other side of her mostly pink bedroom.

"Now, that's what I call beautiful! Time for some breakfast." She said. Her name was Sky Wishes, but she was always called Sky by her family and friends. The name stuck, and she learned to love it.

Sky always loved herself, but wasn't the type of bossy or over dramatic kind of pony, no. She was loving and very kind. Her cutie mark was a pink and purple kite, and her love of those colors really showed. Every morning, she'd call her friends or go to school, then come back to do her homework. She was barely ever a problem, either.

Sky trotted casually down the steps, greeting her sisters, Blossom Forth and Cherry Bomb. Cherry was just a little filly with white fur and hot pink hair. There was a few lines of purple and light pink in it, and her cutie mark was an exploding red cherry. Blossom Forth's cutie mark was simple pink flower and she had a mane like Twilight and Twinkle Shine did, but it was green and pink. Of course, she was a pegasus just like Sky and Cherry.

Cherry smiled and finished off her bowl of cereal. She then grabbed her book-bag then headed upstairs.

"Where's she goin' off to in such a hurry?" Sky asked. Blossom Forth turned from her breakfast and smiled slightly.

"Hmm, thought you knew. So... none of us know?" She asked in a voice that meant 'Why didn't she tell us'. Sky rolled her eyes. She trotted upstairs and knocked on her little sister's room door, hearing shuffling and crashing noises, only to make Sky open it herself.

"Cherry, what's going on in here?" She asked seeing her sister get toppled over by books and dolls she had stuffed in her closet. Cherry climbed out then placed a stack of chapter books in her bag. She zipped it close, then faced Sky.

"Oh, um mom said I could go to Sweetie Belle's place tonight. I was invited to go there for a sleepover." She said, turning to her sock drawer. She tried to choose between the Christmas socks and Purple socks, but it was no use. She took both.

Sky just turned and left the room, and went to her's. Her collectibles neatly stacked on her shelf and socks organised in draws. Her closet: Lined with fancy dresses and shoes, and the shelves had plushies perfectly arranged from smallest to largest. She sat down on her bed, turning on the T.V. She switched the channel to her favorite, then lay down.

Somepony knocked at her room door. She went to open it, seeing Cherry smile.

"Hey, Misty's here! She came at the door saying she needs to talk with you." Cherry left with that as Misty showed up at the door. She had her trademark rainbow scarf and rainbow headband on, her mane in a tomboyish fashion and her tail let down.

Sky smiled at her friend and the two sat down to watch T.V, until the commercial came on.

Misty started laughing at the face she made when the worst commercial come on.

*Have you ever been bored? What about tiered out? Do you feel like you're special, but nopony knows it? Well this is an end to down-feelings, so turn your smiles upside down with:

HOUSE FANCY! House Fancy is a-*

Sky shut off the T.V and groaned. Misty raised a hoof then trotted over to get her bag of things she brought. She shuffled items around, then saw it.

"Aha! Sky, my friend, your problems are forever solved!" Misty called to her. Sky just groaned again. Whenever Misty said that catchphrase, it meant trouble was stirring.

"Hello, um..... yeah. Okay..... here it is........what time? uh, I guess as soon as pony-kind possible, thank you." Misty said. Sky turned her head, still laying down limply and asked something Misty wished she'd never ask.

"Um, what are you doing?" Sky said, seeing Misty gulp. She flew over to Sky, lifting her head up, then she breathed in calmly.

"I... signed you up for.... House Fancy... heeheheh..." Misty was sweating furiously and her fur was now getting soaked. Sky did something Misty didn't expect.

"YAHHHHHHHHHHHH HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M GONNA BE FAMOUS! JUST LIKE THAT ORANGE GUY!" Sky shouted, the windows cracking the slightest. Misty shook her head, covering her ears.

Maybe.... this really wasn't such a good idea, after all....

How The World Turned Upside Down

Sky was jumping up and down on her bed and Misty was playing Fluffy Unicorn 3 on her I pad. Cherry Bomb opened the door, seeing Misty play.... you know what, and Sky going crazy, her mane ruffled more than Rainbow Dash's. She felt her jaw hang down, but brought it back up as she shook off what she was seeing.

"Um, guys.... you got a letter..... Um... I'll just, uh put it... here...heheh.." Cherry said nervously, blasting off, slamming the door. Sky picked up the envelope, ripping it with her teeth. Misty curiously craned her neck over to see it. It was from another part of Ponyville. It read:

  Dear Sky,

             It's urgent! I need you to come to my place right now!!! I am screaming. Help me

          Because it's important and I don't know why. Please come. PLeasE Come to my

            Comfy house thingy and I need some things to be done at my nice house I

            IS in DANGER an i so scared i forgot literacy ooops well bye and please come to

            My pReTty house place, thankies

                                      Sincerrrlele,

                                                       Lily Blosssssssom

Sky stood there jaw dropped as Misty literally dropped to the floor, laughing.

"Oh ho, that's priceless! I need to read it again!" Misty said, kicking her hooves. She got up soon enough, knocking Sky in the head. She was frozen in shock and disbelief. Her mouth was wide enough for Misty's hoof to fit in, with plenty room to spare. Misty put both hooves in Sky's wide open mouth, neither hoof even touching her lips the littlest bit.

Misty then stuck her bat fangs into her head, which made Sky faint. Misty spat out the bad taste of Sky's over-conditioned and shampooed hair.

"Misty, what's that for?" Sky asked, waking up. She stood up and dusted off her hooves, then smirked.

"Oh, if I had fingers, I'd-"

"You'd what?" Misty said, smiling, showing her fangs. Sky shuddered then scratched her back.

"Oh, uh.... um, nothing!" Sky replied, backing up a bit. She took up the note that fell on the floor, then the two went out to find Lily.

They found themselves in front of a large cottage, doors locked and secure. The windows smashed a bit and the flowers outside wilted. The two exchanged glances and Misty charged into the door, breaking it down. Sky was first to look inside, then, she took a camera out of nowhere and giggled. She held it in front of her, the rope around her neck, then she smirked.

Misty watched out of glass, and screamed when she saw a spider. a few ants crawled on the floor, then the thought of being covered in crawly ants made her run for safety outside. She breathed in then out, then flew inside, afraid to walk and get ants or spiders on her hooves. She flew right into a cobweb.

"AHHHHH GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF..... GET.IT.OFF!!! HELP! IT'S A COBWEB! I CAN'T... BREATHE! IT'S TOO MUCH, I'M SORRY!" Usually, if Misty was scared and was next to somepony, she'd grab their shorts and pull them off, or chew on their fur. She jumped to the floor, then quickly trotted to the steps. She looked on the stairs, checking for bugs.

Lily was curled in a ball, creepily rocking back and forth. She listened to the silence and creaking of wooden boards. Spiders and ants danced and cobwebs formed as Lily slowly....... got......... cra-

"WELCOME TO HOUSE FANCY! AND TODAY WE'RE SHOWING-"

"GAH! HELP, AN INTRU.....Der..... oh, it's just you Sky."

"Lily's wonderful house! Just look at the decor! It must be-"

"Um, Sky, what you doing... is creepy, please. And my house is-"

"Some kind of professional working here, haha, so here's-"

"Sky Wishes, I'm a one pony living here, so..."

"The bathroom! Hmm... no sink OR toilet... wonderful choice!" Sky said, excitedly. She finished off 'House Fancy' then left with a note in Lily's lap. She read it.

"Congratulations, you're now on House Fancy! Remember to tune onto this episode.... EVERY TUESDAY!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" And then Lily went insane.

When The Sky Falls

That same afternoon, Misty took Lily and Sky for a little patrol watch, which Rainbow Dash soon joined. They chatted and soon stopped for icecream, then returned. Everything seemed fine until...

"Oh, how stunning! I simply MUST have this shown to somepony. To the world! It's gorgeous!" Rarity said down below. She was obviously commenting on her friend's new house.

Sky smirked the whole time then got up.

"Hey guys, I uh... have to say ... ....um.... hi to, uh Rarity!" Sky said, her head in her hooves. She lazily got up then headed off the cloud they were on.

Sky held the camera close then pressed the red button on top. She giggled a bit, getting closer to Rarity and Sugar Bell, talking about her new home in Ponyville. Sky was inches away from them. Then, in a sudden she did something.

"WELCOME TO HOUSE FANCY! TODAY WE ARE-"

"AHH! Sky Wishes, dear, I didn't, uh see you there! You startled me..."

"And we have a beautiful house thingy here-"

"Um, it's called a cottage and Sugar Belle here-"

"So let's look inside! Hmm, seems a bit pale-"

"Oh, um she just moved in- it's not painted or-"

"Oh, but the floor! It smells absolutely wonderful-"

"Uh.... But it smells like paint to me-"

"Let me adjust the camera here....Ah! perfect-"

"A camera?"

"Look, Sky Wishes, darling, um, Sugar and I were just trying to- Ugh, forget it!" Rarity said throwing her hooves in the air. Sugar gave Sky a glare, then trotted out. Sky spent a few minutes there, then turned off the camera, happily skipping out. Rainbow Dash then flew in front of her.

"Whoa, Whoa, whoa! What the hay are you doing?" she asked, giving a look. Sky's eyes dodged back and forth, realizing she couldn't lie. Or maybe....

"I was making a House Fancy episode. Misty signed me up. The recording's in the box, so take it." Sky handed her a small box. Rainbow took it then peaked inside. It was full of stuff. She looked carefully, then kept searching.

"Where is it? I can't seem to find it!" Rainbow said, still looking in the box.

"Ha! In your dreams! Bye, Dashie! I've got videos to film!" Sky said, flying off before Rainbow's brain could just add up what trap she'd fallen into.

Sky's wings flapped as fast as possible, daring to look back. She didn't see Rainbow chasing her. Oh, no it was much, much worse. All her friends were chasing her. Aaand.... they all fly. Sky yelped, then stopped behind a house yard, panting heavily. She turned around, looking into the house behind her. She wiped sweat from her head then smiled. No, smiled evilly...

A colt with white fur and blue eyes played tag with his sister, a filly with black fur and white hair. Their older brother and sister were playing cards on the diner table.

"Sunrise, mind getting a glass of water? I'm parched." The older colt said. Sunrise got up and went to check if there was any water in the fridge. She opened it, greeted by a pink filly holding a cameraa and creepily smiling.

"WELCOME TO HOUSE FANCY!!! TODAY WE'LL BE-"

"AHHHHHH! LOW TIDE, HELP!!!" Sunrise called, her heart beating loud enough for anypony to hear it across the house. Low tidee, playing cards by himself trotted over and nearly fainted.

"C-CALL THE POLICE! I-IT'S A HOUSE INTRUDER!! PUSH THE BIG BLUE BUTTON!" He called, sending the playing fillies to rush to the basement.

They typed in the security code, then the button opened. The white colt hit the button hard with a hoof, then red lights flashed around the house. Rushing out, they watched as all doors locked and then something happened. Sky turned off the camera then felt heat pushing against her body.

"Hmm, tense.... is it just me or do I feel-" Suddenly, a spring came out of the fridge, launching Sky out of a trapdoor.

"I told you we should secure the fridge! Now, let's finish those cards..."

Final Countdown

Sky took of into the air, her wings against the warm nighttime breeze. She stared down at her friends and some complaining ponies down below her. Shrugging it off, she continued her journey around Ponyville. Something grabbed her tail. Looking behind her, she spotted Lily, who had her tail in her mouth, a growl at the back of her throat.

With her hooves. she grasped the pink mare's wings, then landed onto the sidewalk near a cottage. She held onto Sky's hooves, then stared at her.

"Look, Sky, I think you've done enough damage for one day," Lily said, a firm sound in her voice. Sky nodded silently, the two taking off in the air towards the outskirts of Ponyville.

They arrived at a small tree cottage, scattering and scurrying animals running to and fro in the yard. Knocking on the door, Sky dropped a package at the pegasus' house, then took off right after the door creaked open. Sky sighed, as she went towards her house on her own.

She knocked at the door gently, but not too loud.

"Hello? Hello, anypony there?" The door opened itself, as the creeped out pegasus trotted into her house. The kitchen light was on, and the stairs had muddy hoof-prints all over each one. She trotted up, the prints leading to Sky's bedroom.

She gulped, slowly opening the door, a brushing sound echoing the room. The T.V was on, and the porch door was closed. The brushing sound continued, as Sky opened the door a little wider, enough to put a hoof through. The brushing sound stopped, followed by a loud thud. Sky yelped, turning and running, but fell off the stairs, flat on her face.

She stood up, brushing mud off her hooves, then trotted with a firm expression on her face. She approached the door, and burst it open, a small white filly with a camera came directly in her face.

"WELCOME TO HOUSE FANCY!" the filly exclaimed, turning off the camera, the two ending the day with a good laugh.

**FIN**