House Fancy

      Sky was jumping up and down on her bed and Misty was playing Fluffy Unicorn 3 on her I pad. Cherry Bomb opened the door, seeing Misty play.... you know what, and Sky going crazy, her mane ruffled more than Rainbow Dash's. She felt her jaw hang down, but brought it back up as she shook off what she was seeing.

"Um, guys.... you got a letter..... Um... I'll just, uh put it... here...heheh.." Cherry said nervously, blasting off, slamming the door. Sky picked up the envelope, ripping it with her teeth. Misty curiously craned her neck over to see it. It was from another part of Ponyville. It read:

  Dear Sky,

             It's urgent! I need you to come to my place right now!!! I am screaming. Help me

          Because it's important and I don't know why. Please come. PLeasE Come to my

            Comfy house thingy and I need some things to be done at my nice house I

            IS in DANGER an i so scared i forgot literacy ooops well bye and please come to

            My pReTty house place, thankies

                                      Sincerrrlele,

                                                       Lily Blosssssssom

Sky stood there jaw dropped as Misty literally dropped to the floor, laughing.

"Oh ho, that's priceless! I need to read it again!" Misty said, kicking her hooves. She got up soon enough, knocking Sky in the head. She was frozen in shock and disbelief. Her mouth was wide enough for Misty's hoof to fit in, with plenty room to spare. Misty put both hooves in Sky's wide open mouth, neither hoof even touching her lips the littlest bit.

    Misty then stuck her bat fangs into her head, which made Sky faint. Misty spat out the bad taste of Sky's over-conditioned and shampooed hair.

"Misty, what's that for?" Sky asked, waking up. She stood up and dusted off her hooves, then smirked.

"Oh, if I had fingers, I'd-"

"You'd what?" Misty said, smiling, showing her fangs. Sky shuddered then scratched her back.

"Oh, uh.... um, nothing!" Sky replied, backing up a bit. She took up the note that fell on the floor, then the two went out to find Lily.

     They found themselves in front of a large cottage, doors locked and secure. The windows smashed a bit and the flowers outside wilted. The two exchanged glances and Misty charged into the door, breaking it down. Sky was first to look inside, then, she took a camera out of nowhere and giggled. She held it in front of her, the rope around her neck, then she smirked.

    Misty watched out of glass, and screamed when she saw a spider. a few ants crawled on the floor, then the thought of being covered in crawly ants made her run for safety outside. She breathed in then out, then flew inside, afraid to walk and get ants or spiders on her hooves. She flew right into a cobweb.

     "AHHHHH GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF..... GET.IT.OFF!!! HELP! IT'S A COBWEB! I CAN'T... BREATHE! IT'S TOO MUCH, I'M SORRY!" Usually, if Misty was scared and was next to somepony, she'd grab their shorts and pull them off, or chew on their fur. She jumped to the floor, then quickly trotted to the steps. She looked on the stairs, checking for bugs.

     Lily was curled in a ball, creepily rocking back and forth. She listened to the silence and creaking of wooden boards. Spiders and ants danced and cobwebs formed as Lily slowly....... got......... cra-

"WELCOME TO HOUSE FANCY! AND TODAY WE'RE SHOWING-"

"GAH! HELP, AN INTRU.....Der..... oh, it's just you Sky."

"Lily's wonderful house! Just look at the decor! It must be-"

"Um, Sky, what you doing... is creepy, please. And my house is-"

"Some kind of professional working here, haha, so here's-"

"Sky Wishes, I'm a one pony living here, so..."

"The bathroom! Hmm... no sink OR toilet... wonderful choice!" Sky said, excitedly. She finished off 'House Fancy' then left with a note in Lily's lap. She read it.

"Congratulations, you're now on House Fancy! Remember to tune onto this episode.... EVERY TUESDAY!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" And then Lily went insane.