A New Pony In Town

by Dj Chemicalz

Rating: mature
Tags: DJ P0N-3, Alternate Universe, Human, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Sex
Length: 4193

I've been a test subject of Earth and I've been transported to Equestria for about five years. My name is now Electro and I'm one of the best djs in Equestria. Princess Celestia has sent for me to be transported to Ponyville to make some new friends. The bad thing is, she chose the wrong time. Man I hate Rutting Day but I'll get used to it. I was once in E.E.F.O.C (Equestrian Earth Force Of Combat)

Published 2012-06-14 18:44:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-14 18:44:01 UTC

I ALREADY KNOW THIS!!!

Ponyville...Day 1...FUCK
Electro was an earth pony and was a master at making dubstep. His full name was Electro Dubstep. (Wierd last name huh? :D) His coat was silver and he had a lightning shaped teal mane and tail. His cutiemark was a lightning shaped half note since he used them all the time in his music. He always had white rings on his hooves that glowed teal. This concealed his power. He was basically a super saiyan but the rings kept him from using his powers. (On with the story! :D)

Electro woke up in his bed. He sighed. "Another day in Canterlot." Yawning, he got up and saw a note from Princess Celestia on his nightstand. He opened it and it read,

"Dear Electro, I've been wanting you to travel to Ponyville to make some new friends. I had a feeling you would defy this letter so I sent guards to escort you. Have fun! -Princess Celestia" Electro groaned and heard a knock on his door.

"Electro, we are the royal guards here to escort you." One said. Electro groaned again. He opened his door looking at the guards.

"Man. I thought this was gonna be an easy day and then FUCK!" He chuckled. The guards tried not to laugh.

"P-please get ready for your tri-" Electro interrupted.

"I already KNOW THIS!" He could tell they were holding their laughter back.

"Do you want any he-"

"SHUT yer MOUTH! I don't NEED you!" This made all three of them burst out laughing. "I'll be out in a sec man." Electro went back into the house and quickly took care of his hygiene before packing up. He then came out of the house wearing black that covered every part of his features except his face which concealed by looking down. "Alright let's go." Electro got in the little carriage...Thingy. "WHAA DA FUUUUUCK?" He found a computer in the carriage thing and he instantly turned it on. "Tia really knows how to please me." This earned a chuckle from the two guards. Electro turned on some dubstep.

"Man this guy is hilarious." one guard whispered to the other as they landed on the outskirts of Ponyville. "We're here." Electro turned the computer off and jumped out his ride, his bags on his back. He kept his face concealed now.

"Tell Tia I said nice use of the computer." He smirked and walked to the entrance leaving the guards to fly away chuckling and talking about what he said earlier that morning. Electro sighed as he entered keeping his gaze to the ground in front of him. Almost immediately, the road he was on quieted down and looked at him asking their friends questions like, "Who's that?" or "Is he a boy or girl?" he smirked but was then greeted by a pink blur.

"HI! My name's Pinkie Pie and I don't know you and I usually know everybody in Ponyville so I gotta throw a PARTY FOR YOU! Now who would you like to dj? Dj Pon-3 or Dj Chemicalz? I could probably get him down here if I tried." She grinned widely. Electro smiled.

"Is a party for me necessary?" He asked playing the new pony roll.

"Why of course it is! When is a party not necessary? Lemme just get Dj Chemicalz on the phone." Pinkie pulled out a pink cell phone. Electro spoke up quickly.

"Now that won't be necessary." He smirked.

"Why not?" Pinkie looked up at him.

"Cuz you're standing right in front of him." Electro took his hood off revealing his teal mane and silver face. Pinkie gasped loudly attracting everyone's attention.

"OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH! IT'S DJ CHEMICALZ!" Pinkie's eyes were huge like a filly's. This made everypony run over to him screaming his name.

"Tia what have you gotten me into?" He shook his head.

(At the palace)

Tia and Luna were watching this through a magical orb laughing their asses off. "You should've done this sooner!" Luna held her stomach in pain.

"I know!" Celly was crying she laughed so hard.

(Back in Ponyville)

Electro was at the center of a wave of ponies as they were trying to get his autograph. "Not today." He spoke and everypony had somehow heard this and walked away giving 'aww's. "Well that was easy."

"But I'm still throwin' a party!" Pinkie zoomed away back to Sugarcube corner. Electro sighed and walked around earning a few lustful stares from the mares. He rolled his eyes and knocked on someone's door and put his hood up. A few seconds later, the door opened revealing a yawning Vinyl Scratch.

"Who are you and what do you want? If you're a tax collector, go away!" She rubbed her eyes.

"Same 'ol Vinyl." Electro pulled down his hood. "Now is that anyway to talk to a fellow dj?" Vinyl's jaw dropped and she blushed. She couldn't believe her crush had come to visit.

"Electro?" She stepped forward.

"You know it." He smirked as he was embraced with a hug from her.

"I haven't seen you in ages!" She smiled brightly. Electro hugged back.

"I know." Everypony who saw this smiled or went 'awwww'. "So can I come in? I know you like video games."

"O-okay." Vinyl turned around going back inside her house, Electro not far behind staring at her ass.

"Dat ass." Electro grinned as Vinyl turned around blushing with a somewhat angry expression.

"Why were you staring?" She stepped closer to him and he just sat down.

"I'm a stallion. You can't blame me. I have hormones too ya know?" He chuckled. Vinyl opened her mouth to say something but she knew he was right. He did have hormones just like her. And she masturbated to him so she couldn't say shit. "So where do you want me to set up the CS4?" (Coltstation basically a playstation)

"You can set it up right-...WHAAA DA FUUUUUUCK? You have a Coltstation 4? How did you get that? It's not even out yet!" Her eyes went filly size.

"I got skills and money." Electro chuckled. "But this one isn't mine." He pulled it out and it had a skin around the top. The skin was Vinyl winking. "Mine's back at home."

"Then who's is it?" Vinyl asked a little confused now.

"Yours." Electro smiled. Vinyl's jaw dropped to the ground. Electro laughed and shut her jaw for her.

"It's m-mine?" She stammered looking at the CS4.

"It's all yours HOW BOUT DAT SHIT?" He started laughing. Vinyl started laughing seconds later. So after about thirty minutes of talking, they decided it was time to go to bed since it was nearly 11:00 pm. Electro started thinking of a hotel to stay at while Vinyl shuffled her hooves nervously. She really didn't want him to leave. "Well there's the east side hotel then the west. Hmm."

"You can stay here!" Vinyl blurted out unintentionally before covering her mouth.

"I'm down. Beats paying rent for a hotel room." Electro smiled. "So you got a guest room or something?"

"Uhh no and my couch is filthy." She pointed to it which was stained with drinks and had a few bugs on it.

"Okay I'm gonna have to clean that thing tomorrow...Floor?" He looked back at her. She giggled.

"Okay, if you want to sleep on a rock hard uncomfortable floor." Vinyl smiled. He had only one other choice and it was in her bed.

"Fine. I saw this coming." Electro chuckled. "Alright let's get ready for bed." They both went into Vinyl's room and got ready to sleep. Vinyl had her usual pajamas on, a t-shirt and shorts the same color as her mane and tail while Electro was just wearing custom made adidda shorts. They were black with four teal large lightning shaped stripes going down in front, both sides and the back. Vinyl was blushing madly at the sight of his body...He was fuckin' ripped. Electro looked at her and smiled. "Something wrong?"

"N-no it's just...Your body." She felt her marehood slowly moistening.

"Oh. Yeah I do work out. That's why I last 20+ minutes on my music." Electro chuckled and yawned. "Now let's go to bed." Vinyl got in first then Electro. The silver stallion had his back turned to Vinyl's front while she just stared at his body. "Night." Electro closed his eyes.

"Goodnight." Vinyl smiled. A few minutes later Electro's eyes shot open as he found Vinyl's hooves around his chest under his forhooves.

"Fuck."

Sergeant Nova

Rutting Day
Electro turned his body around now facing Vinyl. She was gazing lustfully into his eyes. "Oh for Tia's sake Vinyl. Are you really gettin bright ideas right now?" he looked back into her magenta/red eyes.

"Maybe." She giggled and rubbed her wet marehood against Electro's pelvic area quickly giving him an erection. "Man Rainbowdash ain't got nuthin on this." He looked down at his hard 6.7 incher. Vinyl smiled and started drooling. She started moving her marehood to the tip slowly. "You ready for this dj pussy?" she looked at him again her eyes shining. Electro just rolled his eyes.

"Go ahead." The silver pony sighed. Mares have been trying to screw him for months now. "FUCK!" Vinyl just thrusted on his djhood before looking up at him.

"What's wrong?" She now slowly started moving her hips.

"Rutting Day is tomorrow." Electro groaned. "Man I hate that holiday. I have mares knocking on my door all day." He buried his face into the pillow and yelled. "SHIT!" Vinyl giggled.

"Oh it's not so bad. We'll just let them know you're mine." She started moving faster and Electro breathed out lightly now feeling the pleasure.

"Someone has experience." The stallion placed his hooves on Vinyl's cutiemark and started massaging her ass. This made the mare gasp at the feeling.

"That feels...good." Vinyl started to become relaxed. Electro smiled softly as Vinyl's thrusts became slower and slower so he took over and started thrusting himself. He kept massaging her ass and thrusting until FINALLY. "I'm close." Vinyl half closed her eyes gazing into Electro's.

"So am I." He gazed back, his teal eyes glinting. Vinyl breathed in slightly before kissing Electro closing her eyes fully while he half closed his. They both released their juices at the same time so Vinyl's flower was overflowing with cum. The two hugged each other and fell asleep still kissing while Electro's djhood slowly retreated back into sheath.

(In the morning)

Electro woke up to find Vinyl still asleep so he retracted his lips and hooves from her slowly before Vinyl hugged him again, her eyes now halfway open. "Good morning."

"Aloha." Electro smirked and hugged back. "How was last night?" Vinyl giggled softly.

"The bomb." She smiled and nuzzled his hard chest before getting out of bed, Electro following.

"Shower time." He went into the bathroom and turned the water on. Vinyl brushed her teeth and washed the crust out of her eyes. Electro got in the shower and yawned. Vinyl giggled and entered the shower with him.

"Mind if I join you? She smiled and grabbed the soap.

"Don't drop the soap." Electro chuckled. Vinyl grinned and purposely dropped the soap before bending over to get it giving him a full view of her plot. "...Nice."

"I know. This is a dj's plot you're staring at. Grade A quality." She laughed a bit before grabbing the soap and washing her body. Electro grabbed the second bar and washed himself.

"You need me to shampoo your mane? It's got dandruff." Electro looked at her head.

"It does? Geez I can never seem to get it out." She gave him the shampoo.

"That's cuz you only wash it once." He smiled and squirted (Keep those dirty thoughts at the back of your mind T_T) some shampoo on his hoof and rubbed it on the other before placing them on Vinyl's mane. He started scrubbing her head thouroughly before rinsind her mane off and repeating the same process two more times. "There you go. No dandruff to be seen. Now I'll do mine." He did the same thing he did to Vinyl on his own mane which took a bit longer since his mane was longer than hers. After twenty minutes of cleaning, they both stepped out of the shower and dried off.

"I feel refreshed for some reason." Vinyl looked at him as he put his clothes on. "Why are you wearing clothes?"

"You feel refreshed cuz you had me in the shower with you and I'm wearing clothes because today's Rutting Day remember?" Electro was wearing black jeans and a DC shirt that looked like clear water. "Well let's go to the damn meeting that Tia's holding in the center of Ponyville." They both walked out of the house heading towards Town Square. On the way, they caught up with Octavia.

"Hey Tavi!" Vinyl called out and the celloist turned around to face a happy Vinyl and a pissed off Electro.

"Hello Vinyl and..." She looked at the silver stallion.

"Electro." He introduced himself as they entered a croud of ponies that were waiting for Celestia to appear. Electro kept at the back while Vinyl and Octavia went to the front. Electro saw a rainbow colored mane and tail. "Heh." He walked over to Rainbowdash. "The legendary Rainbowdash." Electro smirked as she turned around.

"The one and only! And you are? Lemme guess, another fan who wants my autograph?" She grinned.

"No, I'm Dj Chemicalz." This made Dashie's jaw drop.

"THEE Dj Chemicalz?" Electro nodded and her grin became bigger.

"Ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh!!!" Just then, Tia finally appeared.

"My little ponies. Another day of Rutting has come." Everyone cheered except Electro who ducked down in push up style. Rainbowdash just looked at him and giggled. Tia checked if everyone was present. Everyone was here except Electro. "Does anypony know where Dj Chemicalz is?" All the ponies made one big ass lane that lead up to him. He looked at Tia who giggled.

"FUCK!" Electro facehooved...Hard. "Why FUCKIN' me?" Tia rolled her eyes.

"Because you're a stallion." This got a giggle from every mare including Octavia, Vinyl and Dashie. "Is everypony ready to have some 'fun'?" Tia smiled. Everypony yelled.

"YEAH!" Electro just started walking away. Tia saw this and silenced everypony, stopping Electro in his tracks with her magic.

"Do you not like Rutting Day?" The princess walked up to him.

"You're a fucking genius." He half closed his eyes.

"You dare curse at your princess?" Tia started getting angry. Everypony gasped and Twilight stepped forward.

"Calm down Electro. You're dealing with the princess here." She walked in front of him.

"I know who I'm fuckin' dealin' with. And she's gonna know good and well who she's dealin' with if I take these rings off." This made Tia's eyes widen and step back in fear. She knew he was a stone cold killer that served in the EEFOC (Equestrian Earth Force Of Combat). He's the only reason that the EEFOC won the war.

"Twilight it's fine. Just let him go." Tia sighed. Twilight stepped back to Tia's side as Electro walked away.

"Why's he such a jackass?" A stallion spoke up. Electro heard this and stoopped walking causing everyone to gasp.

"What was that?" The dj turned around and looked at him. Electro put a hoof on a ring ready to take it off. The stallion paused for a moment.

"I didn't say shit." Electro started walking again getting more pissed off as the group started mumbling saying things like,

"He's such an ass." or "What a jerk." and "I wish he was more cheerful." and worst of all, "He's worse than Nova."

Tia's eyes widened and she said quietly, "My little ponies. Don't remind him of Nova." But sadly, Electro was at Tia's side with a ring off his left hoof. Celly was first to notice this and she took many steps away from him as he started glowing teal. Everypony took notice of this seconds later.

"I'm Sergeant Nova." They all gasped and took steps back from him knowing what went down in the war. "Damn right you should be afraid."

"I'm not afraid of you. And you need to calm down." A voice from behind him spoke up. Electro turned around to find a pegasus. Black with a royal blue mane. It was spikey like his medium length tail. Electro smirked and put his ring back on fading his teal glow.

"Captain Fear or should I say, Najmi."

Twister

Rutting Day (Part 2)
"Najmi. Long time no see. You here to talk or rutt on this worthless holiday?" Electro smirked.

"Well it's not all wor-" Tia was interrupted

"EH!" Electro put a hoof to her mouth. "So what's it gonna be?"

"Actually, I'm here to have a night on the town with Lieutenant Bass here." Najmi stepped aside to reveal Lieutenant Bass. He was an alicorn. Tiger pattern black primary and white secondary. His mane was medium shaggy and black. His horn and wings were black too. His cutiemark was the ying-yang. And today, he wore a gray hoodie.

"So. Sergeant Nova. I see you've been an ass about Rutting Day huh?" Bass chuckled.

"So Equinox. Retarded name by the way. Been a smartass about everything in your meaningless got damn life?" Electro smirked knowing he got through to him. Equinox growled and was in his face before you could snap your fingers.

"Shut up before I kick your ass." Equinox threatened raising his hoof.

"Now now. We don't want to end like we did last time now do we?" Electro grabbed Equinox's hoof with his tail and started crushing it. Equinox flinched at first then started grunting loudly before entering the screaming stage as his hoov was starting to break. Everypony, including Tia gasped. Then Electro stopped and clapped his hooves together healing Equinox's left hoof. The lieutenant rubbed his hoof with the other.

"Damn. I forgot how strong you were. Which is why nobody fucked with you back in EEFOC." Equinox huffed before rolling his eyes.

"Damn right." Electro gave the legendary troll face which made Tia and a few ponies laugh. Najmi just chuckled while Equinox gave a 'pffff' of laughter.

"Fuck it. Let's just go party." Equinox smirked. He doesn't exactly smile much.

"Did somepony say PARTY?" Pinkie Pie came out of the crowd coming up to the alicorn face to face on her two front hooves. "I can do that if you want!" Equinox gave a cocky grin (Not a smile!).

"Make it a rutting party then." With this, Electro and Najmi started laughing while the other ponies smiled brightly. Electro was first to speak up.

"A-Hahaha! Are you shitting me?" He leaned on Tia he laughed so hard. Najmi had his hoof to his face laughing. Equinox chuckled.

"No I'm not and you're comin' to the party." The lieutenant winked at Tia who was confused for a moment before realizing the plan.

"Yes you are." Tia giggled. And it looks like a few mares have a surprise for you three. She used her magic to pull out Vinyl, Octavia and Luna who was hiding in the crowd.

"Dibs on Moon." Equinox lifted a surprised Luna onto his back. Her eyes were widened for a moment before closing halfway seductively.

"I got Octavia." Najmi grinned lifting the grey mare onto his back. Octavia rolled her eyes and smiled. "You know...I've tickled an ivory or two before." This made her perk up even more and wrap her hooves around his neck.

(In the crowd)

"Why don't I ever get a colt on Rutting Day?" Applebloom asked her big sister AJ. This year, AJ was rutting Thunderlane.

"Don't worry lil' sis. You'll get a colt." Aj reasurred but Applebloom glared at her.

"You say that every year!" The filly grunted. "I want a colt NAO!" AJ put a hoof in her mouth as Tia turned to look at them.

"No problem here princess!" Aj gave a face that basically told her she was lying. Tia used her magic to pull out Applebloom.

"Can't find a colt huh?" She nelt down. Applebloom sighed.

"Yes and I never will." She sat down.

"Never say never. There's one." Applebloom immediately perked up.

"WHO?" she smiled brightly. Tia stood up and her horn started glowing. Electro overheard al of this and his eyes widened.

"Tia! NOOOO!" He put a hoof out to try and stop her but she already teleported the colt to her side. It was Electro's little brother. He was silver just like his brother but his mane and tail was sapphire blue and his eyes were gold. His cutiemark was a tornado. He's also a pegasus.

"What's going on? Why am I here and why are random mares paired up with random stallions?" Twister looked around then to Tia.

"Today's Rutting Day. That answers two of your questions. And you're here to rutt a filly." Tia giggled. Twister's face was one with the word WTF?

"You are completely shitting me right now." His eye twitched as he glared into Celly's eyes.

"No I'm not." She smiled before Electro grabbed his brother, threw Twister on his back and started running. "GET HIM!" Tia started flying after him with a big ass mob of ponies behind her but she couldn't match his speed. (That's fuckin' fast isn't it? :D) Electro and Twister entered Vinyl's house and the dj put an unbreakable barrier around the house. He exited leaving Twister in the safety of the house. The ponies caught up to him, Celly getting to him first. "Bring him out." she commanded.

"Yeah that's not gonna happen." Electro was then sent flying into a concrete wall then was slammed into the ground.

"Bring him out." She stood over him. Electro got up with half closed eyes.

"You just made the worst mistake you ever could." He had his rings off his forehooves. Tia facehooved as Electro started glowing teal. This time you could see wavelengths in the glow. All of a sudden, Tia was floating in the air with a teal glow surrounding her. Her hooves immediately broke and her neck started constricting. Second by second, she was losing breath and her life started ebbing away.

"P-please." She used the last of her breath. Electro sighed and released his magical grip on her throat allowing her to breathe in heavily. Her hooves were set back into place and were usable again and she was now on the ground instead of floating.

"No. He's not rutting today. He never liked this holiday either which is why he stayed in the house when he was younger. I did the same." Electro walked past Tia his rings on his forehooves again. "You're lucky you're getting me to rutt Vinyl." Vinyl giggled and kissed his cheek.

"Well this was interesting." Equinox still had Luna on his back with a shocked look on her face that a pony smaller than Tia almost killed her right in front of Ponyville. "Luna calm down." The lieutenant sat down and held Luna in his forhooves. She instantly snapped back to reality and gazed into his eyes giggling. Tia was so surprised she fell to her side and landed on something.

"I got you." Tia immediately looked to what she landed on and it was none other than Twister. Electro and Vinyl looked at the colt in dismay. Then the rest of the mob of ponies.

"My goodness." Octavia spoke up also on Najmi's back.

"Heh. Someone's been at the benchpress." He chuckled.

"How is he...Holding her?" Vinyl's jaw then dropped and Electro had to close it for her.

"I knew he was strong but DAMN! Do you know how much she weighs?" Electro raised an invisible eyebrow.

"I'm guessing around..." He lifted Tia off the ground witht two hooves and pushed her up and down twice. "Eh. Around 1 and a half tons." Twister set her down on her hooves.

"Oh please I'm not that he-" Tia was interrupted.

"He's right." Equinox looked up from the portable scale. "One and a half tons." The huge crowd of ponies started murmuring in amazement and surprise.

"Okay. Can we just get Rutting Day over with?" Twister rolled his eyes. Celly snapped out of her haze.

"Yes. Let Rutting Day BEGIN!" She teleported back to the palace as ponies shook their heads before making out, teasing and fucking. Equinox was slowly pleasuring Luna while Najmi was goin' at it with Octavia like he was fuckin Dead Space 3. Electro was straight up in Vinyl's asshole earning many cries and moans of pleasure. Applebloom walked up to Twister.

"So I guess we're not ruttin' huh?" She looked down before Twister lifted her head smirking.

"I never said I didn't want to. My brother just snatched me out of there." The colt laid down on his back giving a full view of his 5.8 incher. Applebloom's eyes grew wide and her mouth was on his shaft faster than Rainbowdash could fly. Twister gave a cocky grin.

"I think I like Rutting Day."