OCTASCRATCH DOWN BEST FOR ROMANCE YES
by Present Perfect
hALO
mi nambe is VINBYL SCRAPCH
(aslo aka DJ PON-3Ee)
dis muh storee dat i telz u nao
i liff in hows of Ponbyvibble
Haev romate :3
hur naem OCTABVIAS
octabins am BETST MSOT PREPTY PON in hole uv wurdl
supar in LUV dat iz me ;3
u no how it b
BUTT!
shee dunno dis ting
wat how I a feelings
can nots 2 tel hur :'(
wan 2 but is not prosibl
am cri
wan 2 no y?
i eksplane
(tihs am hrad prart)
o k see
I liek make wubmusics wif pony DJ borad
(I are super gud at dis shh dun tel octy 4 mak hr madd ;P)
Vinnl scrunch y u r so gud moosiks?? u mite aks
ok heer is sekrits
mite surpryz
cud blo ur minnd
if have hart cundishin, plz sits dwon
ok reddy? heer go
I AM NOPT A POMNY
suprizd? i kno, rite
i acktully is spechul imfiltrashun agint of hyve
spose 2 inflimtrate ponys
I does gud job! maek hiv prod
but!!
mebe 2 gud job? :/ cuz I sawed Optavbia at parti
&
jus FLIPPT
as iff lyke i am apshual poni
cuz
wow she so pruty
graet hare
ton flankk
azz iz 2 muhc 4 mi handles
cud get lotst in buttt 4 weks
aslo gud peronsality
(das impprutant)
sri gott trakd off
i cans thnk bowt octava 4 HOWRZ
enniway
now chanbligj am ins luvv wi ponny
not spost 2 hapun
dunno wat do
den hyv get BOM frum pony plaec of Canlertot
SUPAR badd tingh
al chingelig ASPLOD
survivrz not tak chamgling wifth :( saye im taintd cuz luvv poni
lefft b hind
so lostt
ver lonliy
wanndar 4 days :( fel unluvd
sad tiem 4 mi :'(
oh but alsomt forott, mendt 2 eksplan moosik
(no wurri dis maek sens)
(giev tyme)
k
c
bug pon natchurel 4 maek musix
vibrat bodi n wyngg
feel pulz of erf
clak klik chinlang lungij
al deez napturel muzik
so am vari gud at songmaek :3
(olso it funn)
(gib me tihgn 2 duu wenh borded)
(alsow 4 mak bitzz munny)
(dose improtunt 4 sum pone reesin)
so ok aftr wyle Octvia fynd chalnjig alom adn strarvin :(
taek me in hom
(ver nyz)
(such gud pon)
(purt ov y luv hr)
neks dey shi aks me lot of queshun
butt
not shur if notiz
am nott 2 gud at spek pon legbuj :(
lugbij
LIBGWJAGLFRGT
am no gud spek poni moufmake
(hard 2 tel i no but iss troo)
so mapke desizzun stey moot instad off giv up indetity
Okti & me wee no kans takl but bcom frednes aniwaay
dis becaz
4 instums
she sai "hay Vinml wat u tink of mai moozik"
nd i nodd hed liek dis
an dem she unnerstamb menning
vry perseptiev
btt u no wut i tink?
shh iz sekrat
i tel u cuz u r spepshul
i tinks dat
or solz rezonnate on saem frekwenzy
lyke saem az maked buz muzk wif changej winng
dis cuz
wi r SOLEMATZ
(aslo shi gud musikpon 2)
(spek muuzik lanzguij)
but
sad chamjlig :(
I cantot spek wurds of luf
tri to mak cler but dis 1 tihng she nebber unnrstad
I was like cri :( haw mek comunkaet
so gon aks pinkum pi
(shi pon frend)
(lik al moozik)
(frow gud partiy)
(mchuh loev)
pinka pee syai lagniuge uv hart ver trikki thimg
not evven poni kan allwus did
so shi giev mi planm
:3
I gets niez bohtie
mebe nize dres 4 octy
(hur gots gud derseses alreddi but dis speshul, got 2 b SUPER prety)
(noat hardd)
(she flamk last 4 daze in libble blak drez)
(sori wuz thikn ov flangk)
wee go 2 dinnr at fapcy restront 4 celberate aur fremshipt
(1 yer!!!)
(inpotent amniversee)
(dis wut panki poe tel mi ennyway)
soo we go der an wee et poni fud
dring nize dring
gett tibsy?
(not shor wut iz dat bt pinko sae inprotunt 4 uz do)
den
I spek wif big wurd
haed 2 praktis lot ferst
pone spek SUPR harred
not offens jus truuf
(in chalging spek iz "GRZ KRZ BZZRKGZZLZR ZUB")
(iz ezier 2 says)
(nott direktt tramzlashon)
so ok I luk in2 hirr aiyez
(dey PRUPL ice so veyr prety)
den i sez
"oktayviuh I haf luvz onli 4 yu"
wus hopful
so hofepul
veri tens mommunt
but
u nkow wha hapun nepst?
(dis bess parrt)
she sai "ok"
:O
didd noot esspekt!
DEN WE R BEZ LUV 2 GEHTER
4 al of tymz
chagnlign so ver hapi :')
bt den am mak mizstaek
bcuse ponkie say improtunt 2 b trooth wif u luvvr
connerstoen ov relashinshup
afler dinur we kizz
(nize kees)
(so sooft lipz)
(bes nyte of lif)
den I says "ok tiem 4 sho u inprotunt fing"
shez liek "wut dat iz"
an i sae "no h8 plzkthx"
shi wiip teere frum criy an say "I putt ubp wif u dis long, no cans haet"
so I shwo her
dat I iz changlub
chimblog
crumblab
srry getin emoshinul
u get ideea
octavina
she scrim :(
screm 4 run halp
chandglimb mak bad badd mitsake
so bad
nout gud iddeea
nevr shud hav don
shold nowing beter
buht itz don so iz dun
now i heer
u no da res
so pincez tilite
pls
no zap wif majic :(
u heerd mai stroey
pls 2 hepl changlig
hlep 2 gett luv off maer agin
mos impotant thign inn wurld
surv haiv all lyfe btu dey no wannt mi no moer :(
octys al i got lefd
pinka sayz 2 me u nies
saed u lik mak nu frend
I can b friemd
she kno mi an hav no haet
jus have 2 unty, den we frednz
(adn mabye get mi nuu bowty)
(owld 1 is ver broek)
ples prinsesz
culd hepl u agintst ohter chaljniz
b spai 4 u
nevr wuz wurrior
not hrrted no poniz in lief
so pls not hurtt chalgnig
im fraid I neber c hr agin
hol her sfoft hof
fel wram lyps
tuch prety graey maen
pliz
plees gret destroyr
terriful & powerbl
ples lett mi goe
jus wan b frii 2 lov
Author's Note
Ever have a story get away from you? This one sure got away from me. :B It started as a bunch of silly comments on this blog post, then morphed into what you see now with a little help from a certain zergling (you might want to read this first). So now here we are. :B Yup.
Thanks to KitsuneRisu for convincing me to make this more readable. That's right: it used to be less intelligible!
