OCTASCRATCH DOWN BEST FOR ROMANCE YES

by PresentPerfect

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, DJ P0N-3, Sad, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Romance, Changelings
Length: 1132

healo im am Vinbyl Scrutch & dis muh storee bout hwow muhc loev Optavia :D

Vinyl Scratch loves Octavia.

Vinyl Scratch doesn't care who knows.

But Vinyl Scratch should have cared more about who knew her secrets...

Now with a reading by FanOfMostEverything!

Published 2016-04-01 12:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-04-01 12:50:01 UTC

VERY YES ROMANCE GOOD GO

OCTASCRATCH DOWN BEST FOR ROMANCE YES
by Present Perfect

hALO

mi nambe is VINBYL SCRAPCH

(aslo aka DJ PON-3Ee)

dis muh storee dat i telz u nao

i liff in hows of Ponbyvibble

Haev romate :3

hur naem OCTABVIAS

octabins am BETST MSOT PREPTY PON in hole uv wurdl

supar in LUV dat iz me ;3

u no how it b

BUTT!

shee dunno dis ting

wat how I a feelings

can nots 2 tel hur :'(

wan 2 but is not prosibl

am cri

wan 2 no y?

i eksplane

(tihs am hrad prart)

o k see

I liek make wubmusics wif pony DJ borad

(I are super gud at dis shh dun tel octy 4 mak hr madd ;P)

Vinnl scrunch y u r so gud moosiks?? u mite aks

ok heer is sekrits

mite surpryz

cud blo ur minnd

if have hart cundishin, plz sits dwon

ok reddy? heer go

I AM NOPT A POMNY

suprizd? i kno, rite

i acktully is spechul imfiltrashun agint of hyve

spose 2 inflimtrate ponys

I does gud job! maek hiv prod

but!!

mebe 2 gud job? :/ cuz I sawed Optavbia at parti

&

jus FLIPPT

as iff lyke i am apshual poni

cuz

wow she so pruty

graet hare

ton flankk

azz iz 2 muhc 4 mi handles

cud get lotst in buttt 4 weks

aslo gud peronsality

(das impprutant)

sri gott trakd off

i cans thnk bowt octava 4 HOWRZ

enniway

now chanbligj am ins luvv wi ponny

not spost 2 hapun

dunno wat do

den hyv get BOM frum pony plaec of Canlertot

SUPAR badd tingh

al chingelig ASPLOD

survivrz not tak chamgling wifth :( saye im taintd cuz luvv poni

lefft b hind

so lostt

ver lonliy

wanndar 4 days :( fel unluvd

sad tiem 4 mi :'(

oh but alsomt forott, mendt 2 eksplan moosik

(no wurri dis maek sens)

(giev tyme)

k

c

bug pon natchurel 4 maek musix

vibrat bodi n wyngg

feel pulz of erf

clak klik chinlang lungij

al deez napturel muzik

so am vari gud at songmaek :3

(olso it funn)

(gib me tihgn 2 duu wenh borded)

(alsow 4 mak bitzz munny)

(dose improtunt 4 sum pone reesin)

so ok aftr wyle Octvia fynd chalnjig alom adn strarvin :(

taek me in hom

(ver nyz)

(such gud pon)

(purt ov y luv hr)

neks dey shi aks me lot of queshun

butt

not shur if notiz

am nott 2 gud at spek pon legbuj :(

lugbij

LIBGWJAGLFRGT

am no gud spek poni moufmake

(hard 2 tel i no but iss troo)

so mapke desizzun stey moot instad off giv up indetity

Okti & me wee no kans takl but bcom frednes aniwaay

dis becaz

4 instums

she sai "hay Vinml wat u tink of mai moozik"

nd i nodd hed liek dis

an dem she unnerstamb menning

vry perseptiev

btt u no wut i tink?

shh iz sekrat

i tel u cuz u r spepshul

i tinks dat

or solz rezonnate on saem frekwenzy

lyke saem az maked buz muzk wif changej winng

dis cuz

wi r SOLEMATZ

(aslo shi gud musikpon 2)

(spek muuzik lanzguij)

but

sad chamjlig :(

I cantot spek wurds of luf

tri to mak cler but dis 1 tihng she nebber unnrstad

I was like cri :( haw mek comunkaet

so gon aks pinkum pi

(shi pon frend)

(lik al moozik)

(frow gud partiy)

(mchuh loev)

pinka pee syai lagniuge uv hart ver trikki thimg

not evven poni kan allwus did

so shi giev mi planm

:3

I gets niez bohtie

mebe nize dres 4 octy

(hur gots gud derseses alreddi but dis speshul, got 2 b SUPER prety)

(noat hardd)

(she flamk last 4 daze in libble blak drez)

(sori wuz thikn ov flangk)

wee go 2 dinnr at fapcy restront 4 celberate aur fremshipt

(1 yer!!!)

(inpotent amniversee)

(dis wut panki poe tel mi ennyway)

soo we go der an wee et poni fud

dring nize dring

gett tibsy?

(not shor wut iz dat bt pinko sae inprotunt 4 uz do)

den

I spek wif big wurd

haed 2 praktis lot ferst

pone spek SUPR harred

not offens jus truuf

(in chalging spek iz "GRZ KRZ BZZRKGZZLZR ZUB")

(iz ezier 2 says)

(nott direktt tramzlashon)

so ok I luk in2 hirr aiyez

(dey PRUPL ice so veyr prety)

den i sez

"oktayviuh I haf luvz onli 4 yu"

wus hopful

so hofepul

veri tens mommunt

but

u nkow wha hapun nepst?

(dis bess parrt)

she sai "ok"

:O

didd noot esspekt!

DEN WE R BEZ LUV 2 GEHTER

4 al of tymz

chagnlign so ver hapi :')

bt den am mak mizstaek

bcuse ponkie say improtunt 2 b trooth wif u luvvr

connerstoen ov relashinshup

afler dinur we kizz

(nize kees)

(so sooft lipz)

(bes nyte of lif)

den I says "ok tiem 4 sho u inprotunt fing"

shez liek "wut dat iz"

an i sae "no h8 plzkthx"

shi wiip teere frum criy an say "I putt ubp wif u dis long, no cans haet"

so I shwo her

dat I iz changlub

chimblog

crumblab

srry getin emoshinul

u get ideea

octavina

she scrim :(

screm 4 run halp

chandglimb mak bad badd mitsake

so bad

nout gud iddeea

nevr shud hav don

shold nowing beter

buht itz don so iz dun

now i heer

u no da res

so pincez tilite

pls

no zap wif majic :(

u heerd mai stroey

pls 2 hepl changlig

hlep 2 gett luv off maer agin

mos impotant thign inn wurld

surv haiv all lyfe btu dey no wannt mi no moer :(

octys al i got lefd

pinka sayz 2 me u nies

saed u lik mak nu frend

I can b friemd

she kno mi an hav no haet

jus have 2 unty, den we frednz

(adn mabye get mi nuu bowty)

(owld 1 is ver broek)

ples prinsesz

culd hepl u agintst ohter chaljniz

b spai 4 u

nevr wuz wurrior

not hrrted no poniz in lief

so pls not hurtt chalgnig

im fraid I neber c hr agin

hol her sfoft hof

fel wram lyps

tuch prety graey maen

pliz

plees gret destroyr

terriful & powerbl

ples lett mi goe

jus wan b frii 2 lov

Author's Note

Ever have a story get away from you? This one sure got away from me. :B It started as a bunch of silly comments on this blog post, then morphed into what you see now with a little help from a certain zergling (you might want to read this first). So now here we are. :B Yup.

Thanks to KitsuneRisu for convincing me to make this more readable. That's right: it used to be less intelligible!