Robert Plant Does All The Sexyz With Equestria

Pinkie pie was in kit hen like a proper horse wifo making a cak, nd she was havint a gqy old ti.e, when all 9c a sudde. She finixh mwkint the cake and she waa.super exited.

"Yeg i ma2 rhe. Ckae."

It was  delicious red Vlevet coek, and ut lookee dwlicious, but sadlt, it wsnt to lSt. From out of the ceili g, a dtrangely effemint ape thing burst theouh the wall, orfasming furiously.

" BABY ABAY BABY BABY ABAY ABAHW BABBY ABAY BAYB BAYB BAYB BABW BABY BAYB BABYEBWHAYABAYABAYABAYDBY"

I t yeallled and scrwamed repeatedpy as it cam everywher duw to the exiztance of such a perfect cake. Pinke pils hair was whit and stixky dorm the onslot of goo comint frkm donald trumps massiev dong. Lickily, Robert pland wS ters th cocklspa truml into nother dimension, ajd he saveed the dya.

"Thank yu mister wovert plant, cna i suck mad duck?"

Pinkie was eet as fuq from te rebort Planwt, but roepaet struk pinke with birck, before stimimgb his dixk i a tsiaster

"BABE IMAM S GBBAO LEVAE YUUOOO."

and the taortd plan left jto the 1790's to get in on some of that hot victorian action.

Kill me, I've contracted cancer from over exposure to ponies.