Robert Plant Does All The Sexyz With Equestria

by XanaDurian

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Comedy, Random
Length: 564

aylmao aylmai aylmao robey tbsp dooz a pon poon.

Robert Plant from awsome 90's band Lead Zeplin desides to go tequilstria and sex it up with his mighty lemon. Better squeeze, everybody, 'cause he wants to be your backdoor man.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-07-11 00:24:43 UTC

I WANT YOU TO SQUEEZE MY LEMON TIL THE JUICE RUNS DOWN MY LEG

Once upon a time, in a land full of unsexy horsey ladies, there lived an hero named Twilit Sparkil. She was  an alicorn on the cob princess UOC DO NOT STEAL by Hasbrotato Chips, and she was making a portal to our human world.

   "I'm gonna makde prtal to he huma n wurld"

And so she took skme chrystals and schitt, and she madr one.

"I did iet"

But then, all of a sudde , a wild Robedt Plant appeares. His hair was a leafy hrean and his dick wss 12 onches long and thrlbjng furiouzlg. He was jaking lime nk tommorown as Twiliht sPalr whatxed ib awe. He pumped up and down kn his lengh and then stuck it jn her mouth.

Twilight lrotestrd and tried to yell, but she was muffled by the cock rocker's rock cock shock. Roben Plant atarted yelljg and screaming abiut lemkns...

I WNANTYIU TO SQUEEZE MY LEMON UNFIL HE JUICE RUNS DOWN MY LLEG J WANT YOU TO SQJEEZW MY LEMON UNTIL I FALL RIGBT OJT OF BED.

Robert Plant continued to fape twilight Aprkle ls face until he suddenly pulled ojt, turned around, and shoved his stuff up her trunk. Then he turned his vuctim around and raped her anus.

"YOLA GONNA HABA MAH CHILDREN DOWN ON THIS KILLJN FLOOW. I WANN BE YOUR BACM DKOR MAN"

He thrust in Nd out of his hot png victim until she stoped resisting. Shhe cried and cridd, but he just kspt on raping qith her bunghole.

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Robedt plant pulled out suddenly and hten came on Twikihts face with extremw perjeduiced. She cried, he jus t kept coming until the room was fukled with seed and hey were standing i a po of holy white spunk. Robert Plant magically portaled back to the 1870's al that he could sore a legion of super cock rickers.

It was then that Twilight strangled me for making his abomination.

Doing this on a phone is worse than hitler.

TIL FALL RIGHT OUTA BED

Pinkie pie was in kit hen like a proper horse wifo making a cak, nd she was havint a gqy old ti.e, when all 9c a sudde. She finixh mwkint the cake and she waa.super exited.

"Yeg i ma2 rhe. Ckae."

It was  delicious red Vlevet coek, and ut lookee dwlicious, but sadlt, it wsnt to lSt. From out of the ceili g, a dtrangely effemint ape thing burst theouh the wall, orfasming furiously.

" BABY ABAY BABY BABY ABAY ABAHW BABBY ABAY BAYB BAYB BAYB BABW BABY BAYB BABYEBWHAYABAYABAYABAYDBY"

I t yeallled and scrwamed repeatedpy as it cam everywher duw to the exiztance of such a perfect cake. Pinke pils hair was whit and stixky dorm the onslot of goo comint frkm donald trumps massiev dong. Lickily, Robert pland wS ters th cocklspa truml into nother dimension, ajd he saveed the dya.

"Thank yu mister wovert plant, cna i suck mad duck?"

Pinkie was eet as fuq from te rebort Planwt, but roepaet struk pinke with birck, before stimimgb his dixk i a tsiaster

"BABE IMAM S GBBAO LEVAE YUUOOO."

and the taortd plan left jto the 1790's to get in on some of that hot victorian action.

Kill me, I've contracted cancer from over exposure to ponies.