The Anthropologist

by Weavers of Dreams
Join Lyra as she interacts in various human-related problems ranging from wannabe Nazis to eldritch horrors that just need some love. No problem is too great that it can't be fixed with a baseball bat or high-powered cieling fan, that's a promise.

Are you a pony who has a human related problem? Or perhaps a human that has a pony related problem. Or perhaps your problem stems from a pony who knows a human with a cousin that has a problem related to the local donut salesman, which indirectly effects you? Whether or not you have any of these problems, or variations thereof, as long as there is a human somewhere in that mess, the Department of Anthropology is there to help.

Join top anthropologist, Lyra Heartstrings as she helps humans and ponies settle their differences and smacks sense into anyone that talks back. She knows more about humans than even humans know about themselves, and she's not afraid to flaunt it, as she carries out her duty to help the poor humans that seem to fall through portals on a regular basis, and build bridges between their two cultures.

May Celestia have mercy on us all.

Teen
Incomplete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Human
 
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123229 words: Estimated about 10 hours to read
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98 Chapters:

  1. -1- Monday Part: One 2016-04-03 07:25:33 UTC
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  2. -2- Monday Part: Two 2016-04-03 07:25:45 UTC
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  3. -3- Monday Part: Three 2016-04-03 07:25:57 UTC
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  4. -4- Monday Part: Four 2016-04-03 07:26:12 UTC
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  5. -5- Monday Part: Five 2016-04-03 07:26:41 UTC
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  6. -6- Monday Part: Six 2016-04-03 07:26:55 UTC
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  7. -7- Tuesday Part: One 2016-04-04 23:54:58 UTC
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  8. -8- Tuesday Part: Two 2016-04-08 22:13:30 UTC
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  9. -9- Tuesday Part: Three 2016-04-11 00:15:18 UTC
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  10. -10- Tuesday Part: Four 2016-04-13 22:28:22 UTC
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  11. -11- Tuesday Part: Five 2016-04-15 04:14:30 UTC
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  12. -12- Tuesday Part: Six 2016-04-17 05:19:26 UTC
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  13. -13- Wednesday Part: One 2016-04-21 23:20:03 UTC
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  14. -14- Wednesday Part: Two 2016-04-27 04:16:09 UTC
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  15. -15- Wednesday Part: Three 2016-05-06 08:20:57 UTC
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  16. -16- Wednesday Part: Four 2016-05-16 09:36:17 UTC
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  17. -17- Wednesday Part: Five 2016-06-04 12:21:42 UTC
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  18. -18- Thursday Part: One 2016-06-05 05:47:47 UTC
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  19. -19- Thursday Part: Two 2016-06-06 22:31:42 UTC
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  20. -20- Thursday Part: Three 2016-06-07 06:40:50 UTC
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  21. -21- Thursday Part: Four 2016-06-08 09:49:10 UTC
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  22. -22- Thursday Part: Five 2016-06-10 06:53:55 UTC
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  23. -23- Thursday Part: Six 2016-06-11 10:06:54 UTC
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  24. -24- Friday Part: One 2016-06-13 09:58:36 UTC
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  25. -25- Friday Part: Two 2016-06-14 12:40:46 UTC
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  26. -26- Friday Part: Three 2016-06-16 10:02:15 UTC
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  27. -27- Friday Part: Four 2016-06-17 09:44:34 UTC
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  28. -28- Friday Part: Five 2016-06-17 11:19:53 UTC
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  29. -29- Friday Part: Six 2016-06-21 09:11:59 UTC
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  30. -30- Saturday Part: One 2016-06-22 06:59:24 UTC
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  31. -31- Saturday Part: Two 2016-06-26 10:46:04 UTC
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  32. -32- Saturday Part: Three 2016-06-30 23:23:56 UTC
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  33. -33- Saturday Part: Four 2016-07-05 22:49:48 UTC
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  34. -34- Saturday Part: Five 2016-07-23 12:00:47 UTC
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  35. -35- Sunday 2016-07-28 21:06:02 UTC
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  36. -36- Henry 2016-08-06 21:07:30 UTC
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  37. -37- Talk and Cookies 2016-08-12 09:06:16 UTC
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  38. -38- Research Needed 2016-08-16 22:24:08 UTC
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  39. -39- The Guest 2016-08-19 09:59:09 UTC
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  40. -40- Tidbits 2016-08-25 05:18:44 UTC
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  41. -41- Farewell Dear Carnivores 2016-08-30 13:11:19 UTC
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  42. -42- Tension 2016-09-03 05:47:53 UTC
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  43. -43- Bon Bon is Maternal 2016-09-06 05:01:39 UTC
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  44. -44- Good Touch 2016-09-08 12:55:25 UTC
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  45. -45- Hope and Lies 2016-09-12 05:10:08 UTC
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  46. -46- 2016-09-18 06:01:02 UTC
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  47. -47- Meanwhile 2016-09-18 23:07:14 UTC
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  48. -48- Chicken 2016-09-21 12:31:58 UTC
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  49. -49- Sugarcoated Rules 2016-09-26 16:27:14 UTC
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  50. -50- Where's the Money 2016-09-28 06:39:10 UTC
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  51. -51- Throwing Rocks at Problems 2016-10-01 06:51:34 UTC
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  52. -52- Historical Repitition 2016-10-03 07:56:04 UTC
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  53. -53- Diary Highlights #1 2016-10-08 09:28:42 UTC
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  54. Diary Highlights #2 2016-10-11 07:37:00 UTC
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  55. -55- Diary Highlights #3 2016-10-12 08:40:13 UTC
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  56. -56- Diary Highlights #4 2016-10-17 09:47:06 UTC
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  57. -57- Diary Highlights #5 2016-10-20 10:26:56 UTC
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  58. -58- In Our Time of Need 2016-10-23 06:01:54 UTC
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  59. -59- Alignment 2016-10-25 10:10:23 UTC
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  60. -60- Secret of the Anthropologist 2016-10-27 06:51:27 UTC
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  61. -61- Paper Pact Pinkie Pie 2016-10-30 09:01:31 UTC
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  62. -62- Some Surprises, Freezing Brains, and a Green Cake 2016-11-03 04:13:37 UTC
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  63. -63- Mama was in the Bedroom 2016-11-05 07:48:17 UTC
    1524
  64. -64- A Little Sweetness 2016-11-06 06:58:48 UTC
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  65. -65- Parental Mysteries 2016-11-09 13:00:18 UTC
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  66. -66- Mad Maid Made Matters Memorable 2016-11-10 13:18:29 UTC
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  67. -67- The Meeting of the Dicordantly Honest Agents 2016-11-12 05:01:50 UTC
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  68. -68- Bubbles and Beatdowns 2016-11-13 16:06:48 UTC
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  69. -69- Dear Brother... 2016-11-17 13:08:09 UTC
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  70. -70- Goodnight, Goodnight and Goodnight 2016-11-24 07:47:50 UTC
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  71. -71- Breakfast With Grandma 2016-11-25 08:01:28 UTC
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  72. -72- Red Cheeks and Sea Slugs 2016-12-01 08:12:21 UTC
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  73. -73- Two Strudels, a Tart, and a Turnover 2016-12-03 09:03:11 UTC
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  74. -74- "Them" 2016-12-05 08:03:31 UTC
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  75. -75- To Reveal What's Been Hidden 2016-12-08 09:26:04 UTC
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  76. -76- Twice Bitten and Several More 2016-12-12 06:47:16 UTC
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  77. -77- Family Matters 2016-12-22 10:32:09 UTC
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  78. -78- Misinterpretation and Coincidences 2016-12-31 08:14:05 UTC
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  79. -79- Follow the Monkey 2017-01-09 11:01:49 UTC
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  80. -80- Pegasus Ponies and Propeller Planes 2017-02-09 07:44:49 UTC
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  81. -81- Honey and Peaches 2017-02-19 08:36:34 UTC
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  82. -82- Mothers and Their Children 2017-03-09 09:53:15 UTC
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  83. -83- The Rewards of Trust 2017-03-10 09:53:35 UTC
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  84. -84- A Twist of Luck 2017-03-31 08:00:31 UTC
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  85. -85- Secrets Go Splat 2017-04-08 06:03:55 UTC
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  86. -86- Out in the Midday Sun 2017-04-18 08:17:26 UTC
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  87. -87- Down the Bogey Hole 2017-04-21 06:15:57 UTC
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  88. -88- The Soldier Down Below 2017-05-02 08:10:41 UTC
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  89. -89- Shadow of Reunion 2017-05-10 06:44:21 UTC
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  90. -90- Bogeyland 2017-05-20 12:54:20 UTC
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  91. -91- Worries and Plans 2017-05-27 06:19:33 UTC
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  92. -92- Is the World Made of Snails? (Rewritten) 2017-06-13 08:08:14 UTC
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  93. -93- Sweet Twisted Dumbies 2017-06-24 12:55:18 UTC
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  94. -94- The Talk 2018-02-24 13:20:29 UTC
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  95. -95- Vermin Magic 2018-03-14 11:39:23 UTC
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  96. -96- Clockwork Hero 2019-10-12 07:39:28 UTC
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  97. -97- Out Down and Far Away 2019-10-17 08:20:13 UTC
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  98. -98- Invoking the God of Irony 2019-10-26 08:02:43 UTC
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