The Jester and the Spoiled
The Jester and the Spoiled
"Where is that useless carriage driver?" Spoiled Rich, ask to herself, as she waits her carriage to arrive, that was taking a long time to arrive "Ahh, this must be a joke. He is fired for sure"
"Hey, don't be so hard on the guy" A stallion said to her. Looking to the voice's direction, she see a grey stallion with short messy black mane, using a black suit with with a long-sleeved shirt and red tie.
"And who are YOU to tell me that?" Spoiled ask the stallion, who raise his hoofs in defense.
"Hey, not wanting to start a fight here, miss" He extend his hoof to her, with a friendly smile "I'm Jester Investigator, detective. Nice to meet you" Spoiled simply ignore his hoof, making him embarrassingly retreat his hoof "Well, not very friendly, I see"
"I'm not obligued to be "friendly" with someone like you, a Jester" She said coldly "And in case you didn't notice, I am Spoiled Rich, you fool"
"Wow, sorry miss" Jester said. Deciding to try to start a conversation, he decide to ask her something "Soo...how much time you are waiting for that carriage?"
Noticing that he isn't going away, she answer "30 minutes, and that driver is fired when I see him again" She said annoyed "I just want to get home and rest from this...shamefull day. I'm afraid I will have to walk all the way home" She said, followed by a sigh.
"Oh, I see" Jester said. After some time, he offers her something "Hey, how about I escort you home. Since is late, is better that you have someone to give you cover, principally by someone who work in the police, right?"
Seeing that she don't have much options, and that he is right about being kinda dangerous to go home alone this late, she accepts his offer "Fine. But, just because I don't have many options. Also, don't have any idea, I'm a married mare"
"I wouldn't even dare to think is doing something, miss" He said with a smile. After she said her adress, he start escorting her.
Their walk was peacefull. No troubles and not much talk "So, why did you go to the spa, miss Rich?"
"I was giving myself I princess day" She answer him "After my daughter embarassed me in front of other ponies"
"What did she do? Acted like a brat" Jester ask curious.
"You have no idea" Spoiled answer irritated "But, I admit, she had courage to act like that, I admire in a way. But this won't change the fact that she will be punished for how she talked to me"
"Hey, go easy on the child" Jester said, trying to defence her daughter "She should have a reason to talk with you in the way, right?"
"Yes, to defend some "blank flanks". Can you believe that?" Spoiled said angry "I'm sure this is all fault of those three fillies. I'm going find a way to make them learn their lesson"
"I see. Well it's your problem, so, I guess I shouldn't interfering" Jester said, and concentrate and looking forward.
"Correct" Spoiled said to him, and so a long silence followed.
"Hey" Jester said, after a time of silence, and stop trooting "I think I remember a shorcut to where you live!"
"And you only rememeber now? My hoof are hurting of all this trooting, you idiot" Spoiled said frustated.
"Sorry, sorry. But is good that I remember now, right?" Jester said in defense "Follow me, We are not far from it" And them he return to trot, and Spoiled, after sighing, follows him.
This detective is a pathetic She think to herself. After some time of trotting, she start feeling more distant from her house than close, and every time she ask of they where lost he only answers with "don't worry" and "we are almost there". She was getting tired and was thinking in leaving this stallion alone and go home by herself, but when the detective stop in front of a alley, she wonder if they reach where they where going "Why did we stop?"
"After we pass this alley, we will be very close to where you live, miss Rich" Jester said with a smile "Sorry if it took a while" He put a hoof behind his head "I didn't expect that would take some time"
"Just get me to my resident, okay? Or else, you better pray to continue being a detective" She said, already angry for all this walking to this "shortcut". Entering the alley, she see that it didn't have a way out, just a brick wall, a mirror and a old chair "Ahh, you idiot!" She said, looking at him angry "This is no shortcut, this dead end!"
"Oh, such a shame, right? Hehehe" Was all Jester answer, while looking down.
"What are you laughting at?" She ask confuse.
"Why am I laughting? Hehe, simple" He look up to her, with diferent look. With a crooked glare "It's just that I can't believe how easy it was to corner a bitch like you! Hahahahaha"
"WHAT did you just call me?" She ask angry, trying to get some ground in this situation. She was failling. She start to stepping backward counter her will and start sweating.
"Oh, gimme a break. Do you really think you aren't one?" He said to her, aprouching slowly at her "I know a LOT about you Spoiled Rich, even before I meet you. And you know what? You are a complete dick" He said with sadist smile "You are angry at you daughter for just confronting you and you blame some fillies for that. But the worse of all is that you think that you are the most fucking important pony around. Oh, but I got some news for you, sweetheart: you aren't!" Spoiled reach the brick wall, having no way to escape, and Jester was inches from her face "But hey, look at the bright side" Jester than cuddle her mane, and said into her ear "No one will miss you when you're gone"
She was panicking. She was on a dead end with a psychopath who was about to end her life, or maybe worse...abuse her No! She regain a bit of her composture, and look back at the stallion This WON'T happen! "Listen here, you dirty plebeian!" She suddendly said and push him backwards, making the stallion step back a bit with a surprise look "You have no autority to do this with me, and you know why?" She ask him, who was sitting on the ground now "I am Spoiled Rich, wife of Filthy Rich and one of the most important ponies of Equestria!" She said with autority, making the stallion look at the ground with a hoof on his head, like he was having a headache "So, I will said this only once. Got back to your poor home and allow me to return at my residence and have a fine dinner, or..."
"ENOUGH!" Jester suddendly scream, looking at her with a glare of pure madness "I can't STAND bitches like you! So full of yourselfs and all of this shit! I hate it. I hate it, I hate it, I HATE IT!" Spoiled begins to be trully scare now. She now see how truly crazy this stallion is "Hehehe, but you know what?" He look back at her with a smile of insanity and start aprouching at her again "I think is time to teach a lesson about "humility"" Spoiled was entering in panic, and try to call for help.
"HEuhhh..." But unfortunatly, the stallion shut her mouth with his hoof, and stare at her.
"Screaming won't do any good, you know?" He, with his hoof still on her mouth, brings her to the front of the old mirror on this alley "Time to learn your lesson, Richy Bitchy" With force, he press her head though the mirror, and something that she wasn't expecting happen: her head pass though it By the blood of the Goddness She couldn't believe what she was seeing: a dark world that looked like a apocalyptic version of Canterlot, with shadow creatures everywhere. Scared for her life, she start fighting for her life like never before, but it was useless "Toodles" With a strong push he throw her inside the mirror, and she scream all the way down. When she hit the ground with force, the shadow creatures start aprouching at her"
"No. NO! GET BACK! GET BACK!" Spoiled start panicking, having no idea for what she could do.
"HOW ABOUT YOU BEG FOR MERCY, A LITTLE BIT? MAYBE THEN I LET YOU OUT!" She heard the stallion's voice from the other side of the miror. Desperate and with no more options, she do the only thing she could do.
"PLEASE! LET ME OUT OF HERE! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" She said in the verge of tears "I'm sorry for everything I done! Please, forgive me" She begs as the creatures got closer "Please forgive me..." She then close her eyes and brace herself for what was coming "...my sweet diamond" And with then, nothing more.
"HOW ABOUT YOU BEG FOR MERCY, A LITTLE BIT? MAYBE THEN I LET YOU OUT!" Jester scream to her, with his head through the mirror "Or maybe not" He then said when he take his head off mirror. He could swear that he could hear that stupid whore screaming for her life on the the other side Haha, THIS is making my day Walking to the mirror's side he put a hoof behind it "Now, to make sure that no one interrupt her fun" With a small push, the mirror fall into the ground and break into pieces, sealing Spoiled Rich's final destination "Oh boy, how I LOVE doing this" His stomach growling interrupt his little joy "Damn, I still didn't have dinner" He put his hoof inside his suit to find his wallet "I think I have enought bits to buy a, hum?" Inside his wallet he found a letter "Oh yeah, Hiero leave this in my desk before going out. I wonder what it is" Opening the letter, he saw that was a invitation.
Hey, I heard that you are having problems with money. So, how about you pass by my home to dinner?
Ps: My daughter kinda miss you.
Hiero Justice
Heh, lucky me Jester think to himself with a smile "Well, I just hope I still have time to get there. I hope he make something with cabages" He said and make his way to his partness home, whispering a tone on his way there.
Author's Note
Hey there, little brats. Kidding, I love you all.
I hope you like this little thing I made just for fun. When my friend told how much a B Spoiled was, I just imagined how it would be if our favorite detective/killers Tohru Adachi meet her. And so, this was born.
Hope you all like it, please rate this story snd let me know what you think about it in the comments. I see you all later. Toodles.
