We came to this world of barbaric savages with simple goals. To make its lands part of Her Majesty's Kingdom, and those who would not accept the blessing of becoming her subjects would be swept aside. Those who did accept being converted, would have the savage killed, but they would live on, as part of our Kingdom. They should thank us for this heavy burden we take delivering wisdom and knowledge, and free them of their many heathen ideas. So why don't they?

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