The Begining Of It All (Optional)
Far away in a world like yours
A girl ran for behind her lures
Police trying to catch her in the woods
For in her hands are stolen goods
Off she runs till she reachs a village
The very first that she ever pillaged
She knew the roads like the back of her hand
She knew the houses, shops and the owners of the land
She jumped over each fence
She started to sweat and got all tence
In one garden she stopped to take a breather
But wait, whats that noise
Someone there? She looked both ways but saw neither
But the noise, a girls or a boys?
Who knows but it came from a shed
An old one that everyone dread
It was old, mouldy and mossy
And was curantly owned bye a aussie
She opened the door slowly
To find a it was not just holey
But a portal of such that had no end
It went on and on with no bend
Behind her she heard a voice
And realised she had no choice
She jumped right inside only to find
The door right behind her had its own mind
It disapered with the flick of a light
And she banged on the wall with all her might
Until she found something at her waist
And looked down to find quick haste
A lion paw holding on tight
Looking at this turned her white
Was this it? the end of it all?
would anyone hear her if she tryed to call?
Right then a then she felt a strange pain
In her hands,feet, head and vains
At the end of it all she found herself on the floor
looking up, not at a lion but more...
Cotton Candy Clouds And Chocolate Rain
Fern shook her head. Her head was spinning like crazy. Fern lifted her hand to her head only to find a horn. Yes it was definitely a horn. But wait where were her hands... and feet for that matter. Fern struggled to her feet and fell over.
"HOW DO YOU USE THESE THINGS???"
"You'll get used to them... someday. You should see Mr. and Mrs. Cake's kids,"
Fern looked up to see a strange creature with a lions paw, eagle claw, bat wing, snake tail, goat head, deer antler, blue goat horn, dragon claw and goat hoof.
"Who... are you?"
"Why I'm Discord. And you are...?"
Fern looked at Discord with a puzzled look.
"Do you not know your own name?"
"Of course I do. It's Fern,"
"What were you doing in my porta... shed,"
Was he about to say portal?, thought Fern.
"I remember stea... borrowing some food and running off to the woods when I spotted a village. I ran till the police were out of sight when I noticed a shed. It was making strange noises."
"You mean my piano playing,"
Discord snapped his paws and a piano appered out of thin air and started to play itself.
"Uhh, anyway I opened the door and it went on and on. I went in, then the door vanished and you grabbed me and dragged me to this place!!!"
Fern looked around.
"Hmm. Thinking about it where am I?"
Fern looked around and saw strange items and furniture floating around. Suddenly her shopping bag with stolen goods started to float away. Fern tried to grab it with her hoof, then realizing she couldn't grab it with no hands she used both till she got a good grip.
"And on the topic, why am I a horse..."
"Pony" Discord deadpanned.
Fern rolled her eyes.
"... and your a..."
Fern looked from head to toe and then head to toe again.
"... that,"
Discord gave a small smile.
"A Draconequus,"
"Nerver heard of it,"
Discords smile disappeared and turned into a frown.
" Whaaaaat, it's not my fault I don't know where I am,"
Fern started to realise that maybe this was a prank. There was probably camras hidding everywhere and the floor was probably polished so she kept falling. Maybe there were strings holding up the furniture. Fern started to belive all this until Discord, within the blink of an eye, changed the whole room around to look like a kitchen and started making hand gestures which moved different cleaning objects and made them clean up the room all by thereself. Suddenly an alarm clock went off and one appeared in Discords paw.
"Oh, would you look at the time. I better be on my way,"
"WHAT, NO YOU..."
Before Fern could finish her sentence, Discord had disappeared and Fern found herself on the floor again but this time not on a rug but a dirt road.
