Two Worlds, No Way Back

Fern shook her head. Her head was spinning like crazy. Fern lifted her hand to her head only to find a horn. Yes it was definitely a horn. But wait where were her hands... and feet for that matter. Fern struggled to her feet and fell over.

"HOW DO YOU USE THESE THINGS???"

"You'll get used to them... someday. You should see Mr. and Mrs. Cake's kids,"

Fern looked up to see a strange creature with a lions paw, eagle claw, bat wing, snake tail, goat head, deer antler, blue goat horn, dragon claw and goat hoof.

"Who... are you?"

"Why I'm Discord. And you are...?"

Fern looked at Discord with a puzzled look.

"Do you not know your own name?"

"Of course I do. It's Fern,"

"What were you doing in my porta... shed,"

Was he about to say portal?, thought Fern.

"I remember stea... borrowing some food and running off to the woods when I spotted a village. I ran till the police were out of sight when I noticed a shed. It was making strange noises."

"You mean my piano playing,"

Discord snapped his paws and a piano appered out of thin air and started to play itself.

"Uhh, anyway I opened the door and it went on and on. I went in, then the door vanished and you grabbed me and dragged me to this place!!!"

Fern looked around.

"Hmm. Thinking about it where am I?"

Fern looked around and saw strange items and furniture floating around. Suddenly her shopping bag with stolen goods started to float away. Fern tried to grab it with her hoof, then realizing she couldn't grab it with no hands she used both till she got a good grip.

"And on the topic, why am I a horse..."

"Pony" Discord deadpanned.

Fern rolled her eyes.

"... and your a..."

Fern looked from head to toe and then head to toe again.

"... that,"

Discord gave a small smile.

"A Draconequus,"

"Nerver heard of it,"

Discords smile disappeared and turned into a frown.

" Whaaaaat, it's not my fault I don't know where I am,"

Fern started to realise that maybe this was a prank. There was probably camras hidding everywhere and the floor was probably polished so she kept falling. Maybe there were strings holding up the furniture. Fern started to belive all this until Discord, within the blink of an eye, changed the whole room around to look like a kitchen and started making hand gestures which moved different cleaning objects and made them clean up the room all by thereself. Suddenly an alarm clock went off and one appeared in Discords paw.

"Oh, would you look at the time. I better be on my way,"

"WHAT, NO YOU..."

Before Fern could finish her sentence, Discord had disappeared and Fern found herself on the floor again but this time not on a rug but a dirt road.