The Doctor, The Ninja, and 10 Seconds Flat!

The Doctor, The Ninja, and 10 Seconds Flat!

Key:

"Whatever you do, don't blink." - Normal Speech

"Don't blink. Blink and you're dead." - Demonic Speech

"They are fast. Faster than you can believe." - Non-English Speech.

'Don't turn your back. Don't look away.' - Thoughts

And don't blink. Good Luck. - ? Speech

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Instead of focusing on our heroes about to crash land into Ponyville, let us focus on its inhabitants. Specifically, the group known as the 'Mane Six'.

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We can find Twilight Sparkle and her group of friends out on a picnic in a field behind the pony known as Fluttershy's Cottage. It wasn't a very expansive get-together. Just a group of six friends enjoying a wonderful day and having fun. They were discussing topics pertaining to each-others lives and such when miles above, the Dimensional Rift opened into the land of Equestria. Twilight Sparkle, being a very magically gifted Unicorn felt the rift opening and was started to comment.

"Hey girls, did you feel that?" Twilight asked offhandedly, not really thinking much of the feeling she had felt. Just because she felt it didn't mean that she knew what it was.

"Nope/No-siree-bob!/Um... no.../No, darling/No, Sugercube" The rest of the ponies on the picnic responded, wondering what their friend was speaking of.

"What'd ya feel, Sugercube?" The Earth Pony, which is a pony whom is neither an Unicorn nor a Pegasus, Applejack asked.

"Well... It felt like... Ah, hay; I really don't know what it felt like. Like something big had just happened. Like really big"

The other five just stared at Twilight with varying degrees of confusion on their faces.

"You know what? Just forget it. Let's enjoy this picnic while we can" Twilight suggested, not really wishing to pursue this happening at the time. Although a surprise to the other ponies, it was a welcome one. Normally Twilight would go rushing off to find out what that was, so they weren't about to spoil this opportunity.

"Alright, Darling" the other unicorn in the group, Rarity, agreed for the group.

Little did they know that their afternoon was about to be crashed in on...

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The TARDIS had been in the rift for sometime now when she flew out of and into Equestria. She was still moving incredibly fast so she was unable to do anything other then try to steer clear of water.

She impacted near a Cottage near a large and ominous forest. For once though, Naruto got lucky and the TARDIS didn't land on him. Although something strange was happening. He seemed to be getting smaller and his form seemed to be changing into something different. Well, his cells were being rewritten!

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"Heavens ta Betsy, what was that!" Applejack cried out as the ground shook from the impact of the TARDIS.

"I don't know, but it was near here!"

"I'll zoom other there and check it out" the pony called Rainbow Dash said, quite full of bravery. Just as she began to fly away her tail was grabbed by Applejack.

"Hold on now. Ah think we should go together."

While this certainly didn't please the Pegasus, she complied. They set out, minus Fluttershy due to the fact that the animals she was caring for were probably terrified due to boom that came with the impact.

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The group of ponies, led by Twilight quickly came to the TARDIS.

"Woah... what is it?"

"I don't know, maybe it's full of goodies? Or maybe it's alive? Maybe it has a pony in there that is the last of his kind? Maybe it's larger on the inside?"

Deciding to ignore the rambling of Pinkie Pie, the four other ponies quickly hurdled to discuss whether or not it was dangerous.

"What do you think?"

"Ah think it's not safe"

"Definitely! Look at how worn down it is"

"If that is what hit the ground, I'm surprised it's still here"

And this conversation went like this until Pinkie let out a large gasp and went and dragged Twilight around the TARDIS to show her the body of a yellow coated stallion in a red cloak and an orange jacket with tears in it. He was also covered in blood, without a scratch on him. Well... he might be bruised a tiny bit from all the impacts he's suffered throughout the day.

"See Twilight? See? See? Seeseeseesee? I was all like 'Ah~' and you were all like 'meh' so I grabbed you and showed you this stallion who is hurt? See? See?" Pinkie continued to ramble on like so whilst Twilight examined the injured mystery colt.

"Hey girls? Come look at this colt" Twilight called out to the others. The other three mares grouped around the colt.

"D'ya think he's okay?" Rainbow asked

"He looks like he's been trampled, darling. I don't think he's okay." Rarity commented. Rainbow shrugged in a way to admit that it was a very stupid question.

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Drip... Drip... Drip...

A pair of dull blue eyes slowly opened.

'Nani... Okotta no ka?' (What happened?) Naruto thought rather slowly. After regaining motor function, he slowly stood up, or at least, he tried, only to fall down on his face. That is when he noticed he couldn't feel his fingers. He slowly examined his body, a body of a pony.

"Nani... Nanda!" (What... What the hell!) He cried out.

Naruto instantly focused his thoughts and projected a rather loud thought, with the hopes that his... 'inmate' heard him.

'O wa, ima no watashi o shōkan! Watashi wa jigoku ga watashi ni nani ga okotta ka shitte iru hitsuyō ga arimasu!' (Kyuubi, summon me now! I need to know what the hell happened to me!)Naruto screamed/projected/thought throughout his mind-scape. Naruto almost immediately found himself being dragged across the mind-scape to the Kyuubi's cell"

"What is it now, kit?" The demonic spirit known as the Kyuubi asked, not speaking in a native tongue due to it being a high class demon. In other words, it was so powerful that it was able to be understood no matter which language it spoke and vice versa.

"Watashi wa okashiku chīsai umadakedo, anata wa ōkina kegawa no bōru!"(I'm a freaking small horse, you big fur ball!) Naruto indignantly cried out.

It took the Kyuubi a second to process this, and to take in Naruto's form before it came up with a brilliant idea.

"BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU'RE A- AHAHA – A BLOODY -HAHA- PONY!" The Kyuubi gasped out.

"Grr, watashi wa, anata kachi kitsune anata o satsugai suru hitsuyō ga arimasu. Watashi o modosu! Imasugu!"(Grr, I should murder you, you worthless fox. Change me back! Now!) Naruto demanded.

"Hehehe..." The Kyuubi takes a breath of air, "Sorry Kit, I didn't do it, but whoever did is funny. Although, it might have to do with all that pain you were crying over."

"Itami? Don'na itami?"(Pain? What pain?) Naruto questioned slowly.

"Oh? I guess your mind dead-locked it. Let me unlock it for you kit, it's the least I could do. Ufufufu"

The Kyuubi channeled some of its Youkai through the bars of the cell and into Naruto's forehead. The Youkai prodded around a slight bit until it eased up and out of Naruto's head.

"Ā, sono itami. O suru ni wa, kono gen'in ni tsuite don'na kangae o motte imasu ka?"(Ah, that pain. Kyuubi, do you have any idea what caused it?)

"Sorry kit, no clue. Strange considering that I'm so experienced."

"Keiken shita? Motto kodai no yō ni"(Experienced? More like ancient)

The Kyuubi seemed to blink before abrutly shoving Naruto out of his own mind-scape.

"Damned Kits and their insulting of Demon Queens..."

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"Uggggh" Naruto moaned as he came to consciousness.

"He's waking up! How? He looks horrible..."

"Shut up! He'll probably just pass right back out"

"Maybe we should drag him to Fluttershy's? She is amazing at healing people"

"Drag him? I say we throw him a party! He's new here!"

Naruto slowly opened his eyes and had to actively focus them to make the triples of the ponies, and yes, ponies surrounding him cease moving and go back into one.

"Desu. ... Anata... Hanashi! Ponī o itte iru no? Īe.. Kesshite! Watashi... Hanashi ponī no? Watashi wa kenmei ni watashi ga genkakuda to iu no ga watashi no atama o hitto shinakereba narimasen. Mā watashi no atama ga gangan shite iruto watashi wa te ga furuete iru kanari kakushin shite iru... ,-Te o machimasu. Watashi no te! Nani ga watashi no te ni okotta no ka? Watashi wa, hidzume o motte iru! Kuso! Kitsune wa watashi ni torikku o purei shimasendeshita!" (Are... you... talking! Talking ponies? No... no way! I'm... with talking ponies? I must of hit my head so hard that I'm hallucinating. Well my head is pounding and I'm pretty sure my hands are shaking... wait, hands. My hands! What happened to my hands? I have hooves! Dammit! The fox wasn't playing a trick on me!) Naruto cried out as he took stock of the situation at hand.

"Any of ya get any of that?"

"Nope"

"A pony who speaks a different language?"

"Must be. What's he doin' fallin' from the sky?"

"Sky-diving without a parachute with a strange blue box?"

"Seems legit enough"

" Subarashī. Dakedenaku,-banashi ponī no genkaku wa watashi no gengo o hanashite inai, karera wa subete no iro azayakada. Madara wa doko ka hijō ni LSD ni yakudzuke ga surō sa re shīru no ikutsu ka no shurui o shiyō shimashita ka?" (Great. Not only are the talking pony hallucinations not speaking my language, they're all brightly colored. Did Madara use some kind of seal that throws you somewhere highly drugged on LSD?) Naruto grumbled.

"They're not hallucinations" came a voice from the front of the blue box.

Said voice walked around to the group of ponies. It was a brown pony with a spiky mane which was black also.

"Nani? Anata wa watashi o rikai dekimasu ka? Soshite, watashi wa anata o rikai dekimasu ka? Anata ga sono ponī no hanashi o hanashite iru yō ni kikoemasu." (What? You can understand me? And I can understand you? It sounds like you're speaking that pony talk.)

The 5 ponies that weren't Naruto spun around to face the brown earth pony.

"You understand him? How?" Twilight questioned of the stallion.

"It's my ship. Has that effect. Now I must ask, where am I and do you have water mixed with tea leaves?"The Doctor asked before passing out cold.

Rarity gasped, "Is he alright?"

"He just passed out, Sugercube. He probably ain't alright"

"Deshou ka? Ā ni kuru! Anata wa watashi o rikai shite dakedeshita! Ima, watashi wa nani o sureba īdesu ka? Watashi wa nihongo o hanasanai korera no karafuruna ponī ni kodawatte iru. Watashi wa ōgoe de, sorera o bujoku suru koto ga dekimasu."(What? Oh come on! You were the only one who understood me! Now what do I do? I'm stuck with these colorful ponies who don't speak Japanese. I could just insult them loudly.) Naruto whined as Twilight and Rarity checked the brown earth pony if he was okay.

"Well, what do we do?"

"Try to get these two to the village."

"I can carry the brown one, but how do we get the one that speaks gibberish to follow us?"

"Ah say push 'em until he gets the message"

"Now AJ..."

"What? Ah think it might be the only way to get it across"

"Fine..."

"Hei! Azayakana iro to hijō ni airashī ponī! Watashi no hanashi o tomete kudasai! Watashi wa anata ga shitte iru"(Hey! Brightly colored and overly adorable ponies! Stop talking about me! I know you are!)

Rainbow Dash and Applejack nodded at each other and then worked together to grab Naruto and begun to drag him back to Ponyville.

The other pony was carried by Pinkie Pie, who even though very hyper, was still incredibly strong, being an earth pony and such.

"Koko de, anata wa watashi o totte, matsu no ka? Ima, kono kenri o teishi suru! Watashi wa watashi no kono atarashī bodi o nikumu! Watashi wa watashi ni kore o shita hito o korosu zo! Rasen shuriken· sutairu!" (Wait, where are you taking me? Stop this right now! I hate this new body of mine! I'll kill the person who did this to me! Rasen-shuriken style!) Naruto shouted, struggling wildly against his two 'ponynappers'.

"Calm down, geez" Rainbow Dash muttered, not amused by Naruto's wild struggles.

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I think you can see how that trip back to Ponyville went. Absolutly swimmingly! More or less...