Once upon a time, many years ago,there was a queen,who reigned at the top, of a savage and ruthless kingdom.
Princess celestia got up from her purple, silk couch.
"Princess Luna, come here now!"
In 10 seconds flat luna was face to face with her sister.
"Yes Princess "
Celestia stood on her balcany and looked out over her small kingdom.
"What took you so long?"
"I was preparing your tea dear sister"
"What did you call me?!"
"Oh my!I ment to say princess, I was preparing your tea dear PRINCESS"
"Thats better"
"Now, dear princess,what is it that you needed"
"Wheres Josephine?"
Luna picked up celestias beloved cat
"Right here princess"
Princess celestia came back into her living room,closing the balcany door behind her,and took the cat from her sister.
"Thank you Luna,you may go now"
Luna lowered her head twords her sister, then left.
A flower of evil blooms sweetly in the most brilliant colors. Those pitiful weeds around her, ah, will wilt away serving as her fertilizer.
Cadence slammed her hoof against the table
"Celestia! were losing money fast!We need to do something or we'll be broke!"
Celestia continued eating her cake while paiying no attention to cadence.
"Celestia!Are you listening?!"
"No"
"Please listen.This is very important!"
Celestia stopped licking her plate and set it on the table, Cadence knew this ment she was listening.
"Ok,so were seem to be losing A lot of money lately, and if we don-"
"Why are we losing money so quickly?"
"Im not sure,but i think it might be the Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness you get every day.Its very expensive!"
"Never blame the cake!"
"Celestia!If we dont do something soon well have no money left!"
Luna came in and gave her sister a cup of tea and left,celestia sipped her tea.
"So,what do you think we should do?"
"We'll princess,i think,maybe you should stop eating so much cake."
Celestia slammed her front hooves down on the table
"NO!I will never stop! NEVER! I will tear this village down brick by brick before i give up my cake!"
Celestias voice echoed throught the room,but the room was sound proof so nopony could hear her discussions of money,or her screams.
Cadence shivered,it was a bad idea to bother the princess when she was mad.
"Oh,o-o-o-ok princess,Then what do you think we should do?"
"Cadence,how many bits do you have on you right now?
"A little over 1,000.Why"
Cadence saw something purple flash in front of her eyes,.She put her hooves to her eyes,she heard hoof steps she took her hooves off her eyes and saw celestia reaching into her saddle bag,cadence jumped back.
"No celestia please!Ineed these bits for me and shining armor!
Princess celestia stomped on the ground so hard it shook the entire mansion.Celestia eyes and hair turned into fire,with every step she took twords cadence,the pink alicorns tears grew bigger.Cadence couldnt take it any more,she threw her saddle bag at celestia.
"Take my bits,take all of them,but please spare me!
Cadence ran out of the room crying,slaming the door behind her,celestia opened up the saddle bag and counted all the bits carefully,She smiled,It was exactly enough to buy another cake.
Celestia stared down to the kingdom,well,not really the kingdom,it was actually somepony in the kingdom,actually,he wasnt a pony,he was a Draconequus.
The princess eyes followed discord as he went twords the forest,every day at 1 oclock,discord went to the the everfree forest,and every day,celestia watched.She loved him very much,even though she had never met him personaly.
"Celestia?"
The white princess almost jumped of her balcony,she caught her footing and looked back to see her sister
"Don't scare me like that luna"
"Im sorry ,sist- i mean Princess,i just wanted to ask you something"
Celestia looked back to the kingdom,her love was nowhere to be seen,she looked annoyed.
"What?!"
She hissed
"Well,princess,every day after lunch,you go onto your balcony and look over your kingdom.I was just wondering,why?
Celestia walked over to her couch and stroked her cats white fur
"No reason."
"No reason?"
"No reason."
Luna smiled at her sister in a way that made celestia nervouse
"Please tell me,im your sister,you can tell me anything"
Luna sat on the ground net to her sister.Celestia looked into her sisters large eyes.
"You promise not to laugh?"
"Cross my heart hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye"
"What?"
"Uh,nothing.......I promise"
"Ok,well you know discord.Right?"
"Yes."
"Well,I kinda like him"
Luna gasped and jumped back breaking a near by vase
"Y-y-you what!"
"You heard me"
Luna started sweating she rushed to the balcany and looked every were,she gasped again.she ran back in the room and shut the balacany door.
"Luna!Why are you acting so strange"
Luna didnt answer,she just stood infront of the door.Celestia put her cat down and walked twords her sister.
"Move"
Luna shook her head
"Move!"
Luna shook her head again
"I said MOVE!"
Celestia pushed her sister over and hovered over the balacony.She looked everywhere to see what luna was so worried about.
She found it,and she became filled with rage
"THE PONY OF PINK?!HE LOVES THE PONY OF PINK?!"
Celestia paced around her terified sister,Celestia saw that discord was in love with a pink earth pony named the 'Pony of Pink' or 'Pinkie Pie'.
"Celestia i thought you knew.Im so sorry!"
"We must do something,and quick."
Celestia stopped to think
"I know! we will make that pink brat 'Dissapear'."
"Oh,you mean we will buy her a new house?Thats wonderful sister!She has been wanting to move,but couldnt because sh-"
"Were not buying her a new house!We shall kill her!"
Luna's eyes started to fill with tears
"What?No.........No!Celestia please dont!"
"I must"
The blue alicorn fell to the ground and wept,her sister paid no attetion to her picked up a match and dropped it on her sisters head
"What, am i supposed to use this for?
"Burn down her village luna,burn it all!"
Luna stood up and wiped the tears from her eyes and stared her sister in the eye.
"Please sister,spare her,please."
Celestia began her way out of the room
"Just do it luna"
She shut the door behind her,leaving her sister to cry in peace.
The white alicorns eyes filled with tears,but she wasnt crying,she was laughing.
She watched the pony of pink's village burn down to the ground,she could here the screams of the Pinkie's pain,and the crying of many ponies over the loss of the joyful filly,and this only made celestia laugh harder. Luna Flew up to her laughing sister,she looked mad,very mad,and had tears were spilling out her eyes.
"I hope your happy"
Luna flew to her room,celestia followed giggling.
"Yes luna, im very happy!Thank you."
Celestia went back to see the burning village and saw her beloved discord putting out the flames as fast as he could,when all the flames were gone he sped in looking for pinkie,5 minutes later he came out and everypony could tell by the look on his face that the beloved filly didnt make it.
"Oh Discord."
Celestia sang,Discord turned to her with a look of both sadness and disgust.Celestia paid no attention and just flipped her hair
"How bout you come to my place to night?"
The Draconequus looked as if he were going to kill the alicorn,but instead he flew of in the direction of the village of changlings.
"He'll be back"
Celestia turned back into her house,quite proud of her self
"Luna,its tea time"
Luna came down with the tea pot in her mouth and poured some for her sister.
"So luna,what is our snack today?"
"Today's snack will be brioche dear princess"
They both took a bite of the cake
"This brioche is lovley luna.Did you make it your self?"
"Yes Celestia,I did."
"You must teach me the recipe sometime"
"Of course princess."
Celestia sipped some of her tea
"Luna,it seems you are already over you loss,did you see it my way"
"No sister,i am still sad about the pony of pink,but you are my sister,I can't stay made at you."
Celestia gave her sister a hug
"Your the best sister a pony could ask for"
"I help no one!"
Discord had come to queen crysalis hoping that she would be powerful enough to defeat the horrible white alicorn of his village.
"Please,you must!She is to powerful for even me to defeat!Only you can stop HER!"
Discord wouldnt leave without getting the Queen of the changelings help.
"I have no time for you,leave before i call my gaurds!"
"Do you not relize,that if you over throw celestia you would be the queen of two villages?!"
The two stayed silent for a while,untill crysalis spoke
"I like how think discord,perhaps when i over throw the princess you could be my king!"
Crysalis got up and flew twords a large case with a sword,she took it out and with her magicand played around with is a bit.
"I trust you have your own sword Draconequus"
Discord pulled out his sword from his belt,the sun reflected off nicley.
"Then lets go"
They flew off into the sky and headed for the castle of the princess.
"OPEN UP! NOW!"
Fluttershy banged on the door as hard as she could,it wouldnt budge.It was the day after what happened to pinkie pie.An angry mob had formed infront of celestias mansion,they had had enough of celestia,she was always mean and hurt innocent ponies,and all the anger built up inside them for many years until,thay couldnt take it any more.all the ponys did everything they could to open the door,thay used fire,catapults,explosives.Nothing worked.
Apple jack sighed
"If only pinkie were here,shed know what ta do."
The orage earth ponies eyes filled with tears,Twilight put her arm over her sholder.
"Its alright AJ,today,well show celestia what happens when you mess with one to many ponies!"
Apple jack wrapped her unicorn friend in a large hug,Rainbow dash Flew next to twilight.
"Cant you use you magic to open the door with you magic?"
"Ive tried rainbow,multiple times,but none of it worked."
Rarity walked up to her friends
"Yes twilight,youve tried multiple times by yourself,but have you tried with other unicorns?"
Twilight gasped
"No rarity i havent tried with other unicorns!ok,all unicorns,please step up front"
All the unicorns listened
"Rainbow dash,can you please get fluttershy away from the door?"
Flutter shy was still whaling on the door as hard as she could,it took rainbow dash and 5 other pegasai to stop her.
"Ok every unicorn,on the count of three,we use are magic to open the door!Ok!
All the unicorns nodded
"Alright!ONE.........TWO........THREE!"
A aroua of colors filled the door .All the magic from the unicorns just got brighter and brighter untill it blinded every pony,they heard the magic stop,when there sight came back they looked hopefully at the door.Not a dent.Twilight fell to the ground.
"Its no use!We'll never get in!
Rainbow puled the purple filly from the ground and stood her on her feet.
Hey!Unicorns arent the only powerful ones you know!how bout,on the count of three,the unicorns use there magic,the pagasai fly into the door as fast as they can and all the earth ponies run into the door as fast as they can?Sound like a plan?
"Rainbow dash,that might be just crazy enough to work!Should we try it every pony"
Snoflake bust through the crowd of ponies.
"YEAH!"
"Ok then!On the count of three!ONE........TWO.......................................................................THREE!
The unicorns used there magic,the pegasus flew as fast as they could,the earth ponies ran as fast they could untill
BOOM!
All the earth ponies,pagasai,and unicorns hit the door so had,it broke the sound barrier.The ponies looked hopefully at the door.Not a dent
"OH COME ONE!"
Sweetie belle yelled.Fluttershy tried once again to kill the door.All the other ponies just stared,they tried so hard,so very very very hard,and they still failed,all the ponies cried,would the princess never get what she deserved?
"N-now wadda we do Twilight?Just let ar git away with it!?"
"I dont know anything else we can do applejack."
Twilight started to run home but something grabbed her by the tail.
"Let me go applejack!I dont want to talk right now!"
Twilights tears hit the ground
"Applejack?"
Twilight looked back,that wasnt applejack,it was discord,he was stepping on the unicorns tail.
"Oh sorry,i thought you were some other pony,now could you please let go of me?"
Discord let twilight go and the pony started her way back home again untill discord flew infront of her.
"Where you going twilight?You going to miss out on all the fun!"
"What are you talking about?"
"I am going to overule princess trollestia."
"You mean celestia"
"No i dont"
"Yeah well,it wont work,every pony in the village cant even get past the door!"
"And thats why......"
Something large flew past twilight,it was queen crysalis
"And thats why me and discord have teamed up!"
Twilights eyes got big,two of the most powerfull creatures in equestria (besides luna and celestia) would definetly be able to open the door!
"So,are you going to join the party twilight?"
Twilight looked twords the castle then back to discord and crysalis.
"Race you there!"
"Ow!"
"Sorry sugarcube"
"Can you please be a bit more gentel?"
"Im being as gental as ah can sweety"
Fluttershy had finally stopped banging on the door, but now her hooves were covered in splinters, and applejack was trying her best to get them out as nicley as she could.
Rainbow flew next to her friends
"What are we going to do?If we dont do something,she might kill us when night falls."
Rarity looked angrily to rainbow dash
"Dont say such things rainbow!we'll figure something out."
Rarity let out a sigh
"Ok,thats the last of em fluttershy"
"Thank you applejack"
"No problem sweety"
Rarity,rainbow,fluttershy,and applejack had now laid on the ground looking at the sunset.
"We must find a way into the castel"
Rarity said sleeply
"Um,well we could um."
Applejack tried to think how they would open the door,but the only idea that came to mind was knocking it down with pie.
"Aye got nothin"
"Perhaps I could help"
Every pony turned around twords the voice,i t was queen crysaslis.She walked up to the door and her horn and the door started to glow.And just like that the door opened.All the ponies stared at her with there mouths wide open crysalis looked twords them.
"Well?What are you waiting for?"
All the ponies came to there senses and ran into the castel,discord and crysalis followed calmly behind them.They all gathered around celestias throne that sat in the middle of the room.
"Wheres celestia?I ts kind of hard to overrule her if she isnt here!"
Crysalis said angily to discord,almost as if on cue,a door opened and out came celestia,she flew over to her throne and sat.'
"How dare you come in without knocking?It im polite"
Fluttershy flew up so she was face to face with the alicorn
"You know what else is impolite?!Well?! Do you!Killing one of the nicest ponies in all of equestria! Why did you kill her celestia?!You were never nice but you never killed anypony!Why did you kill her?! WHY!"
Rainbow grabbed the pegasus and set her on the ground she rarity and applejack held her down.
"You want to know why i killed her? Its because discord loved pinkie,and i wanted discord all to myself."
The sound of many ponies speaking filled the room,but all celestia noticed was queen crysalis laughing at discord who was pretending to vomit,when the sound of ponys started to fade the queen spoke.
"Princess celestia,all the ponies of this village have grown tired of you,you have hurt many innocent ponies and for that,we will have to punish you."
Crysalis pointed her sword twords celestias throat.
"You will come with me peacfully,if you do not,i will kill you right now!"
"Fine then crysalis,i will come peacfully."
"Crysalis tied a rope around celestias neck and brought her out of the castle,many cheering ponies followed.Celestia took one last look at her mansion,and noticed her beloved sister luna on the balcony,Celestia winked tword her sister and again followed crysalis.
"You will stay down here untill we can think of a proper punishment for you!"
Discord and crysalis had just put celestia in a small dungeon,it was dark gloomy and filthy,but celestia didnt relly car.Crysalis closed the overhead door and left celestia alone,The white alicorn tried to listen to the two talking,but she could only make out a few words 'Kill,Quick,shing,morning,and marrige" Celestia rolled her eyes at the last word.But she tried to find a pattern with the other four words,aparentlly,she was going to be killed in the morning,but what would make it quick and with a shing noise?A sword?No,it made a shing noise,but even if celestia stood very still,it wouldnt be quick.A gun? No,it was quick,but it didnt go shing.She didnt really care,she was going to die tomorrow morning,and that was that.she lay down on the wood bench and fell asleep.
Afew hours later she was shaken awaake,as soon as her eyes were finally used to the light she saw it was discord who awoke her.
"Your execution is planned for 3 oclock,See you then!"
And he left as suddenly as he came.Celestia looked at the giant clock tower outside, it was 2 oclock.
For the next hour she thought of all the fun times she had with her sister.All the tea parties, all the pillow fights, and the fencing duels,i n just an hour, the fun would end, yet celestia still smiled.
Finally the time arrived, it was 2:55 when crysalis led the rotten princess from her dungeon, and on to a high stage, and she finally saw the machine they would end her life.
It was a guillotine, a guillotine consists of a tall upright frame from which an angled blade is suspended. This blade is raised with a rope, and the condemned then places his or her head beneath it. The blade then falls rapidly, severing the head from the body.Even in the presence with this horiible device,celestia smiled.
They put her head in the hole,celestia looked twords her sister who was in the large see of people,she smiled and looked twords the clock tower
"Oh look, its tea time."
SHING
The princess was gone, every one cheered, all exept one alicorn, luna ran into the everfree forest with tears in her eyes, and was never seen again.
A flower of evil scatters pitiably in the most brilliant colors.Later on, people would talk about her this way. Ah, she was truly a girl of evil!
