As if she didn't have enough on her scholarly plate, Twilight gets the idea to seek out a master of Zen so she can write a paper on the discipline. It... doesn't turn out the way she would've liked.

Author's Note: I've had this idea percolating in the back of my mind for some time. I was planing to do a whole series, but quite frankly I've already got too much on my plate. Therefore, I'm just going to post what I've already written as a one-shot. Maybe I'll come back to it later.