The sound of cheerful children's music filled the atmosphere. Fillies, colts, and mares cheerfully sat at the tables of the new restaurant, applauding the show they were watching. The new restaurant in Manehattan had just opened. It was the first of its kind. It served pizza, cupcake, and even freshly baked muffins. But the real stars of this resaurant were the pony animatronics, otherwise simply known as the Ponymatronics. They were the epitome of technological advancement in Equestria.
A charismatic colt named Flim, the face of the business, stood in front of the show stage. He wore a hat, had a red mustache that matched his mane and tail . He wore a signature bow tie, and looked somewhat like an old pool hustler. Flim was an expert on business, and Pinkie Fazpony's Pizzeria was his vision of the future. "Hey there, fillies and gentlecolts! It's Flim, Owner of Pinkie Fazpony's pizzeria, and creator of Pinkie Faz-Pony. I just wanted to thank you all for coming and enjoying pizza with me and my friend! So without further adue, I'd like to introduce you all to my best Ponymatronic friend, Pinkie Faz-Pony!"
The curtains opened, and on the stage was a band of Animatronics. TwiBonnie , the guitar player, wore a bow tie and was a spitting image of twilight Sparkle, Pinkie FazPony stood front and center with a microphone, she wore a top hat as well as a bow tie , and was an exact likeness of Pinkie Pie. And Flutterchica, a spitting image of fluttershy, wore a bib around her neck, saying "Let's Eat!"
In a robotic voice which sounded exactly like Pinkie Pie, the Pink ponymatronic begain talking. "Hey, everone! It's your pink party pony, Pinkie FazPony! And thanks for coming out to Pinky FazPony's Pizza! " She giggled, just like pinkie pie, but in an artificial manner.
Twibonnie, In an unnaturally scripted, robotic voice which sounded exactly like Twilight Sparkles, then joined the conversation. "And don't forget about me, your best friend TwiBonnie Sparkle! I've got my guitar tuned, and I'm ready to play, Pinkie!" The robotic likeness said with unnatural enthusiasm.
"Sounds great, Twi!" Pinkie replied.
Fluttershy's creepy likeness then began speaking. her mouth moving up and down, and the sound of animatronic servo motors and squeaking working as she moved. With scripted, unnatural emotions the robot talked. "And um.. don't forget me, guys! I'm FlutterChica! Let's Eat! there's some pretty amazing Pizza and Cupcakes here, guys!"
The creepy Twilight likeness, with the sound of its robotic servo motors creaking looked at flutterchica and made eye contact. "We can't eat pizza ALL the time, Flutterchica! hahaha"
"Right!" the Pinkie FazPony robot joined in. "We have a Job to do, Flutterchica!"
The robotic Fluttershy likeness replied, "But we're not all here, Pinkie!"
"We're not?" Pinkie Fazpony asked.
"Uh oh, who are we missing?" Twibonnie asked.
"Oh!" The pink animatronic lit up. "We're missing DASHIE!!!" Pinkie Fazpony exclaimed "Kids, Where do you think Dashie could be?!"
Just to the right of the show stage was pirate cove. A blue animatronic stood idly. It twitched and glitched, but the ponymatronic stuck to its character and stayed with the script. It was an exact likeness of a pegasus named Rainbow dash. Although it wore a patch over its right eye, and its right hoof was missing and replaced with a hook.
Pinkie Fazpony called out. "DASHIE?! oh Daashie!! I know she's around here somewhere, maybe we need to call her out! Help me out , kids! DASHIE!!"
The blue animatronic lit up, and the curtains to Pirate cove opened. The blue Rainbow Dash likeness looked at the fillies sitting at the tables of the main showroom floor. Dashie was a popular character, as she was based off of and inspired by the widely known and popular pegasus, Rainbow Dash. "YARRGH Me Maties! It's Me, Dashie!" the robot said unn aturally in Rainbow Dash's voice, while also emulating the character of a pirate. "And Welcome " Dashie glitched "Welco-welco-welco-" The robot fixed itself "Welcome to the Pirate's cove. Pinkie best be walking the stage, or I'll be forced to make her walk the plank!"
Pinkie Fazpony laughed unnaturally in Pinkie pie's voice. "Have Fun, Fillies! And let's..." The pink animatronic began glitching and twitching violently, "Kill the fillies kill the fillies kill the fillies" The animatronic twitched violently before correcting itself "Keep our fillies safe, when exploring the pirate cove!"
Dashie laughed in a distorted , unnatural version of rainbow Dash's voice. Yargh har har har you best be getting back to the stage, earth pony, because these little fillies are now part of the pirate's crew! Now when in the pirate cove, remember to adventure safe, kiddies! And NO running around in the cove, or you'll be forced to walk the plank! Now all you pirates, give me an Arrrgh!"
A little fillie looked at Dashie and pointed . "Mommy mommie mommie! Look! That blue pegasus is weird!"
"That's nice, dear!" the filly's mother replied, pretending to pay attention.
"Look at his hook, mom!" the Filly went on. The filly went on the stage, and climbed up on Dashie's back.
An employee called out to the filly. "Little girl, sweetie?! You can't be up there! You really shouldn't be that close to Dashie."
The filly looked snootily at the employee, fixing the diamond tiara she wore on her head. "You're not my mom, you can't tell me what to do!"
The employee then looked at the filly's mom. "Mam, can you please ask your daughter to get off the stage?"
"She's not hurting anyone!" The mother replied, angrily and arrogantly. "Now let her play with the pegasus, if she wants to play with the pegasus!"
Dashie began shaking and jerking around violently. Its voice mechanism began distorting. Its fake animatronic eyes began veering off in different directions, mimicking the facial expression of what a lot of people refer to as 'Derpy'
The filly then pointed at the blue robot pegasus and began laughing at it. "Mom, look at the pegasus, she's so STUPID looking!" the filly began laughing as she kicked the animatronic in the shin with her front hoof and laughed.
Suddenly , the sound of bones crunching, and blood gushing interrupted. The filly's head was stuck in the sharp teeth of dashie's mouth, the diamond tiara was shattered, and brain as well as blood spattered the ground. As reality set in, Fillies, Colt and mare parents screamed in horror and began running around in panic. Seconds after this happened, the Pinkie Fazpony animatronic began shaking violently and twitching, before a strange , happy music box tune played and its eyes lit up and flickered on and off.
"Oh my god!" The Pinkie Fazpony's pizzeria employee gasped in horror at what had just happened. Fillies and their parents went into full blown panic as every pony hurried out of the building. Parents vainly covered their children's eyes and many tried their best to shelter their children from the horrific site.
