Every once and a while, I write something sexual that isn't a real 'story' as such. Mostly, I do this to blow off steam. I also do it because, to be honest, I've have no freaking idea what I'm doing. And, thus, I've created 'And Then They Blanked!' Any one-shot thing that I make that I can't fit anywhere else, I'll put it here.

Please note that these all have mature content. These are all deliberately trashy in the 'Pamela-Anderson-in-latex-shot-by-a-firehose-while-dancing-about-a-stripper-swing' sense. The initial creation date of every story as well as the exact paring info are in the story titles. Thanks for reading. This will be incomplete forever (or almost forever) by design.

An audio version of this fic (Luna and Lyra sections) is: here, read by me.