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Dante cosplayerOkay so I got into Equestria thanks to that jew who sold me a Purple Orb that unlocked my Devil Trigger, and that hurt to say. Now I'm sitting at a vacant house I reclaimed as "Discord May Cry," eating vegan pizza. And yeah, he's fine with the name. The phone then rings. "Discord May Cry," I greet after kicking the desk to lift the phone. "Hi, uh, I got a windigo problem..." I hang up. No password, no sale. ...This pizza's okay. It's not Damaging, it's more than Crappy, but it's nowhere near Appetizing. It's just Borderline.
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Jotaro Kujo cosplayerThe salesman shows me a diary that looks like Dio's from Stone Ocean. "Fifty bucks." I flip through it and notice quite a few typos. Man, this guy didn't even read Part VI. "I'll pass," I say as I put it down, grab a candy cigarette, and walk off. The salesman mutters something about dyslexic homoerotic vampires. I tip my hat down. "Yare yare..."
Guy not in a cosplay but just likes buying swords cosplayer...wait, no, not a cosplayer."I have fifty-thousand dollars, give me all your swords." The merchant looks at me with horror, and shrugs. "Here's your armory," he says as he slides over a mountain of swords. "Thanks! I like swords, just saying." I grab all the swords and some Squall cosplayer hits me over the head. "Fuck you, I wanted that Lionheart!" I feel my brain damaging as my hair turns red, my clothes become red armor, and I think of only one thing... I like swords.
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