I've got a 10-64, 647, and requesting a therapist afterwards…

The CB which rested on the shirt of a light blue earth pony burst to life as a voice began to speak from it. "This is dispatch, We just got a call about two stallions and a mare performing sexual acts in the view of public on the edge of nickel and hayburg street, is there anypony close by to investigate? Over." The voice said aloud to which the mare sighed as she looked up at the street sign and groaned.

She was barely a block away from the where Dispatch said the report was thanks to being called here less than twenty minuets ago due to a public dispute between two stallions fighting over a corner to sell their hayburgers at and knew if she didn't respond, she would never hear the end of it from her superiors.

"Why me?" The mare asked aloud dismally before she put a hoof to her CB's receiver and spoke. "This is Judy Hooves and that's a ten-four, Dispatch. Will go and investigate, over." Judy replied, let go of the receiver and sighed.

"Roger that, Judy." The voice replied and went silent.

Reluctantly, the mare trotted down the street, taking less than five minutes to arrive on scene, needless to say, Judy wasn't prepared for what she saw.

A grey and blue stallion stood at both ends of a peach cream colored mare, the grey stallion with his dick hanging half out of the mare's mouth while the blue stallion seemed to have himself buried into the mare's snatch almost completely but this isn't what caused Judy to gawk like she was now.

No, what was causing her to gawk was a gooey substance that dribbled from both ends of the mare and it sure as hay wasn't cum…

Judy managed to stop gawking once she realized the three had noticed her and regained her composure. "Would either of you three like to tell me why you're having sex in a public setting?" Judy asked in a stern tone as she pulled out her notepad and prepared to scribble down notes.

"Well, we're kinda stuck." The grey stallion remarked with a crimson blush.

"Stuck? The hay do you mean you're stuck?" Judy asked incredulously before she began to scribble down onto the notepad.

"He means our dicks are stuck inside this mare, officer." The blue stallion spoke up now which caused Judy to shift her gaze to the stallion.
"I got that much! What I'm asking is why and how they're stuck!" Judy flustered out doing her best to keep her eyes level with the stallions and not towards either of their respective members.

"Well, it all started when Velvet here told us she had a glue fetish." The grey stallion began.

Judy's jaw dropped wide open which allowed the pen that was in her mouth up till now to tumble from her mouth, hit the notepad, and fall to the ground with a soft clatter. The police mare somehow managed to reach her left hoof forward and press onto the receiver. "Th-This is Judy Hooves… I've got a ten-sixty-four,Six-Forty-Seven, and requesting a ten-forty-one along with a psychological therapist…" Judy said uneasy into her CB.

"That's a ten-four Judy but what's the therapist for?" Dispatch asked curiously.

"Me." Judy replied once more before she once again let go of the CB, sighed, leaned down, and picked up her pen once again. "Okay, start from the top, if you would." Judy said uneasily as she prepared to resume taking down notes.

"Like I said, it all started when Velvet here said she had a glue fetish but never had tried it before. It felt awesome at first but after a few minutes we couldn't pull our dicks out." The grey stallion recalled and blushed deeply.

"At first we thought if we came hard enough, it might lubricate us enough so we could pull out so I tried stimulating Velvet in order to get her to cum so it would lube up her tunnel ya know? Problem was, I couldn't really thrust in and out and my hoof almost got stuck on her slit twice." The blue stallion continued.

Judy shifted in her hind legs uncomfortably and cleared her throat. "So how'd you lot end up out here? I doubt you decided to act on this fetish in the middle of town." She asked.

"Funny story actually…" The grey stallion remarked with a blush.

It was then that the sounds of an ambulance could be heard which caused Judy to turn and see the vehicle approach along side of a police carriage. "Thank Celestia for small favors." The mare remarked aloud as she approached the nurse ponies.

"So, what do we have here?" One of the nurses asked with a glance over Judy then back to the officer.

Instead of responding however, Judy shoved her notepad into the nurse's hooves. "You read it, I don't think my sanity nor hormones can take repeating it." The mare remarked aloud as she trotted over to the police carriage and groaned as she looked at the stallion who sat in the drivers seat. "I asked for a therapist not somepony to drive me even more insane." The mare remarked aloud with a glare at the stallion whom chuckled.
"You're beyond help, Judy. Everypony in the MPD knows this." The stallion replied with a smirk as Judy walked around the carriage, opened the passenger side door, and got inside. "Stick a carrot in it, Nicklebee." The mare retorted bitterly and sighed.

"Did the sight of a mare getting spitroasted turn you on that much? I can help you with that if you like-Ow!" Nicklebee jeered with a smirk only to get a hoof to the side of the head.

"You wish you could get some of this, Nicklebee." Judy replied with a glare before she reached forward and picked up the onboard CB in the carriage. "This is Judy Hooves in police carriage eighty-four. Medical ponies have arrived on scene, requesting leave to return to the station to turn in my report." The mare said and sighed.

The CB was silent for a time until it burst to life a few moments later. "Sorry Judy, chief just informed me that the blue stallion is wanted in two cities. You need to accompany them to make sure the stallion with a warrant doesn't try to make a break for it once he's free of this sticky situation." Dispatch replied much to the amusement of Nicklebee who laughed hysterically upon hearing this.

"Buck my life…" Judy said dismally as she placed a hoof on her forehead and groaned. "Ten-four, dispatch… and tell the chief I hate his guts." Judy stated calmly despite the annoyance in her voice.

The voice burst out laughing in response to this for a time before replying. "That's a ten-four, Judy." The voice said then went silent.

"Have fun, Judy." Nicklebee replied only for the mare to glare at him. "What?" He asked.

"You arrived on scene, so you're apart of this case now as well, follow me down to to the hospital unless you want my report to include an officer fleeing the scene while on duty." Judy said stiffly just before she stepped out of the carriage leaving a less than pleased, Nicklebee in the carriage.

The mare approached the nurse ponies with a confused expression. "What are you doing?" She asked though she wasn't sure she wanted to know.

"We're seeing if we can't lube them up so they can get out. The mare may be able to breath through her nose but I'm sure she'd be happy if she could breath easier." The nurse replied as she applied a chemical around the stallion's dick and the outer lips of the mare.

"Okay, on three." The nurse said to the grey and blue stallions who nodded softly. "One...two...three!" The nurse exclaimed at which point both stallions yanked back as hard as they could and while the blue stallion didn't seem to be making any headway into getting free of the mare's vagina, the grey stallion looked like he was actually making progress.

"B-Buck...I think I'm gonna…!" The stallion stuttered out in a strained tone only to grunt loudly as he managed to pop out of the mare's mouth only to coat her face in a few strands of stallion spunk before he fell to his rump panting. Judy couldn't help but gawk alongside of both nurse mares as this short event transpired.

Moments later the mare took a few labored breaths followed by sputtering out glue and semen from her mouth before she finally spoke. "Bout time you got his dick out of my mouth!" The mare exclaimed with a thick city accent.

"Hmm, no luck removing the other stallion's penis from the vaginal cavity it seems." The nurse remarked aloud as she examined the mare's hindquarters.

"To be honest, I'd be shocked if putting that stuff on there did get it out of there! The buffoon layered the inside of my cunt with enough glue to hold a five pound weight from the ceiling for three weeks!" Velvet replied and sighed.

"What in Equestria would possess you to put glue inside your vagina?" One of the nurses asked incredulously.

"If you read the report, she has a glue fetish." Judy remarked though it didn't stop her from blushing just the same.

"Well, looks like it's to the hospital with these two." The nurse mare remarked aloud and sighed before helping the mare and stallion into the back of the ambulance carriage.

"I'm coming with. This one is wanted in two cities and I was instructed to accompany him so I can escort him to the station once you get him loose." Judy stated though she wished she had just kept her mouth shut at this point.

"Alright. Hop in." The nurse said as she gestured to the back of the ambulance.

"S-Stop moving so much back there!" The mare exclaimed with a blush to the blue stallion who shifted uncomfortably as the ambulance traveled down the street over a particularly bumpy road.

"N-Not my fault! My rump is bouncing up and down on the seat here!" The stallion retorted with a grimace as he bounced once again.

"Doesn't help that this road hasn't been treated in nearly five years." One of the nurse ponies remarked and sighed.

Judy looked at the mare and felt herself blush. She knew that look, it was the look of a mare being stimulated even though she didn't want to be. "Oh please don't do what I think you're going to do, this day has been awkward enough as it stands." Judy thought to herself dreadingly as she watched the mare's face contort and visibly stifle moans with each bounce of the ambulance carriage.

"Can you drive a little slower?" Judy asked the ponies who were pulling the carriage though neither seemed to be listening to her.

"Why would they want to drive slower?" The nurse pony closest to Judy asked only to grunt in pain as her rump popped off the seat as the carriage ran over a particularly large pothole in the road and land back on the seat painfully alongside Judy.

"N-Not now, not here- Ah, Ahhhhh!" The mare choked out only to give a cry everypony in the carriage knew belonged to a mare who had just climaxed.

"And it just got even more awkward…" Judy remarked aloud, blushing furiously as she turned her gaze from the mare who had buried her face in her hooves in a vain attempt to stifle her orgasmic cries.

"St-Stop squeezing and pulling on my-B-Buck!" The stallion grunted moments later with a strained expression.

"Somepony stomp my head into the ground… Please." Judy mumbled to herself dismally as the stallion and mare rode out their respective climaxes in the ambulance.

However the unexpected happened a few moments later as the stallion managed to pop his penis out of the mare's vagina. "H-Hey! I'm free! Ha! I knew cumming would lube us enough to get loose!" The stallion exclaimed joyfully.

"Dispatch, this is Judy Hooves. The wanted stallion has managed to free himself so please get a bucking escort to the Manehattan hospital as soon as possible so I can walk off the nearest bridge." Judy said into her CB dismally and groaned as she put her face into her front hooves.

"I hate my job…"

Author's Note

So this is a little side-project I decided to start in hopes it would get a laugh out of you all!

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