After exiting the elevator Aks walks to his room, he thought.

"Wow, I really hope they don't try something dumb like that again, sadly now almost every assassin knows I’m friends with royalty. That could be good, or really bad, who knows." He swiped the key card and the door unlocked, he looked in his room only to find Shining Armor talking to Cadence on the bed.

Aks closed the door and walked up to the bed, "Hey, what's going on?"

"I've been explaining a bit of who you are, now, I only told her what you told me." Said Shining Armor, Cadence asks.

"How could you do that to all those people, they had lives, families, why would you kill them?"

"I did that so all of use would survive the night, and the reason I killed them is to get you out of there."

"Aks, I think Shining and I could use sometime to talk about this. Sometime alone maybe?"

"Ah I get ya, I'll give you two the night, I gotta talk with Amy down in the club."

"Who is this Amy?" Cadence started to drink a bit of wine.

"She's the mother of my son." She did a spit take all over Shining Armor, he looked at her with a wtf face.

"Sorry Shining, now wait. You are a father?"

"Yes, I'll tell you more after I talk with her, good night."

Shining says, "Good night, I really hope this doesn't stain."

The next day:

Aks walked back up to his room, his suit was worn with a lot of blood staining the whole suit, he had a bandage around his head, he was limping. And he had multiple bullet holes in his chest.

His hair was frazzled and he had a very satisfied face for someone who was bleeding out. He was missing one shoe, and his face was beaten very badly.

Now he got in front of his door only to hear giggling.

"I really hope it's not about me." Was all he could think before he opened the door.

His bed had pillows all over, blankets flung all over the floor, and some stains on the bed he might wanna know about. Probably not though, he’s very respectful of people's, or I guess pony's privacy.

He asked, "Hey Shining, Cadence, what's going on?" They poped their heads out of the bed, their mane's were tangled and messed up, Shining had a very satisfied face, while Cadence was looking at Aks smiling. She asked.

"What happened to you? Should we call a doctor?" Aks replies.

"No, no, the doctor is on his way, now what happened was very rough." Aks sighed a bit,

"But, the good news is that when my son is old enough we can start to see each other, I might just be able to be his Dad after all.

Now about my cloths and the wounds, well that's a longer story that spiraled after the forty five minute talk, wanna hear about it?"

They both nodded, Aks walked over to the bed and sat in a small spot without stains, "Sorry about the bed, we got a bit frisky after we talked."

"I understand, well it starts like this."

Last night:

Aks was walking out of the club, he wasn't drunk, though he had a couple of glasses of bourbon. He was on top of the world, because he gets to know who his son is. He was walking out of the basement when all of a sudden he was hit in the back of the head by a big bat. Aks was knocked out for a few hours.

He didn't know where he was going, but it wasn't good. Once he came to Aks looked around, it was a small windowless room with puke colored wallpaper, which was starting to peel off.

There was a door right in front of him, Aks tried to get out, but he was strapped to a chair, a metal chair so he wouldn't be able to break it. He struggled for a minute until he saw the door open, there were three men, two with smg's and one in a fine rouge suit. He was a old man of 60 or so, he had a small beard and he was bald.

"So, You're the Sandman? I honestly thought there would be more to you. Now to business, you attacked my auction, wait, not just my auction, my biggest auction, and you took some merchandise from me.

My friend, you're gonna die here, slowly. I leave you to my two best men, they specialized in torture.

Oh and the best part is that I can watch you die, so technically I get a free show. I just gotta ask, any final words?"

Aks looked right in his eyes and replied, "Ya, who's dick did you suck to do business on Continental ground."

"Ha ha, you’re a funny guy, alright, since you're gonna die anyway, his name is Victor, he knocked you out and got you out undetected by security. Now then." He closed the door behind him and continues, "I think it's time for someone to pay up."

His two men dropped the smg's and grabbed knuckle bracers out of their pockets. They started to smile as they each punched Aks straight in the face, gut, and basically everywhere, each hit made a loud crack as he grunted.

After 20 or so hits Aks was missing 3 and a half teeth and he was spitting up blood all over his shirt. The old man sat up and said, "My boy, if you think this’s painful, then you have no idea what is coming up next, I'll give you a hint, it involves a gun."

What they didn't know was that Aks had untied the knot binding his hands, it looked like it was still together, but it wasn't. The old man grabbed a pistol from one of the guards, they stood at two corners of the tiny room.

The old man pointed the gun at point blank range and said, "So, this is how the great Sandman dies, after all of the stuff you've done, it ends here. You really are rusty at this aren't you?"

"I'm not rusty at all, and you are sadly mistaking, this isn't where I die, it's where you die."

"Ha ha, tell me, how will you kill me?"

"Like this." Aks used his right arm to sock the guy in the head causing him to fall down and to drop the gun. The guards tried to get their guns, though Aks got his legs free in that time and leaped at the far left man, Aks grabbed his head and snapped the neck.

As the other guard cocked his gun Aks grabbed the body of the guard he killed and charged the other guard. He fired a bunch of shots right into the body of his dead friend and Aks used the body to knock him to the ground, he struggled for a second, but Aks grabbed the smg and finished the clip on the guy.

Now the old man was getting up and had the pistol in his hand, he pointed it to Aks and fired, he turned around only to get three bullets in his chest. He fell down spitting up more blood as the old man stood on top of Aks, "Nice try, but I win, Sandman."

He was about to pull the trigger, but Aks used his leg and kicked him in the nuts causing the old man to fall down.

Aks slowly got up and grabbed the gun, "You should have brought more guards and left me the fuck alone. But like I said, I live and you die." He pulled the trigger and shot the guy in the head.

He lowered the weapon and walked out of the room, for some reason there were no guards in the hallways nor anywhere near Aks.

"This is too quiet."

Just as he got outside he looked to his sides and saw 5 guys on his left and right, 10 guys in front of him, and one with a gun right to the back to his head.

"Oh, well it's not too quiet now." They cocked their guns as Aks' life flashed before him, "Fi-"

Bang, band, bang bang bang. Was all he could hear for the next 5 seconds, he covered his ears and closed his eyes.

When he opened them all the guards were dead, I mean all of them were on the ground with a single bullet in each of their heads. Then a black car drove up right in front of Aks and a guy walked out of the backseat of the car, he had sunglasses and a suit on.

"Good evening sir, You can call me Mister Shadow, I come on the behalf of the Continental management. I am so sorry for this inconvenience, we will make it up for you later, and we got mister Victor."

"Sweet, mind if I enter the car with you, I could use your 24/7 doctor now."

"Certainly sir, right this way." Aks walked over to the car and once he was in they went back to the hotel.

The present:

During that story the doctor had patched Aks up, he got all the bullets out and sealed the wounds, Aks had a glass of bourbon in his right hand, and he was holding a phone in his other hand.

The doctor was finishing up the last stitches, he was a old Chinese man, probably 64, maybe 65. Ether way he had masterly stitched up all the wounds, he said.

"Your gonna be alright sir, I got one question mister Aks."

"Ya?"

"Do you still have work here?"

"No, not now, I think I'm gonna go back into retirement."

"Alright, do you need something to stop the pain?"

"Nah, I got this." He lifted his bourbon and took a drink.

"Well you have a good night sir, oh one more thing."

"Ya?"

"You will feel a lot of pain in the morning."

"Thank you, actually now that I think about it, would you leave some pain killers on the table next to the couch."

"Sure thing sir, have a good night."

"You too." After the doctor left Aks walked over to the couch and finished the bourbon, "Aw man, no more booze."

Cadence and Shining Armor walked over to him, Cadence was very surprised, while Shining was starting to get used to it, he asked Aks.

"So, w-what did they give you?" Aks smiled.

"They gave me a brand new magnum, I mean top of the line, it actually makes no noise when firing, it has a smart scope to so it won't miss anyone who gets in my sights."

"Nice, I think, so are you really gonna retire again?"

"Seems like it, I'm very good at what I do, but I just wanna live a life of no pain. Now, tomorrow we’re going back to the Crystal empire in my personal jet."

Cadence asked, "You have a jet?"

"Hell ya, you know if you two come with me to Miami I'll let you two ride in my personal yacht."

"Well, thank you. Though I think we'll let you get some sleep, you look rough." Said Cadence.

"Sure, see you two in the morning."

The next day:

After getting up in the middle of the day, and taking a crap ton of pain medications, Aks, Shining Armor, and Cadence got out of the room never to see it again.

The elevator doors opened letting them all out, they walked up to the counter, Aks said.

"Shawn, here's the keys and I won't give any kind of bad review, this has been very freeing."

"No problem sir, oh, when you get home there is something you will really like, courtesy of management."

"Thanks, have a good day dude."

"You to sir."

Once they got to the plane they flew back to Equestria, it was night time there and Aks was tired, fighting, healing, and becoming a father.

That'll tire almost anyone out, Aks went back to his house, it was nice, it had a modern look to it, once he got in he said, "On." And the lights came on. Aks went into his bedroom, it was also nice, though he looked right at the bed, on it was a box, it had a note on it.

Aks read it out loud, "Sorry for messing up your trip, we hope this makes you feel better, trust us, this won't happen again. Management."

He dropped the note and opened the box, he just stared at it's contents, it was a vile of giantus, a magic potion that increases your sausage's size by 6 inches.

He grinned at it and said, "Well, this’s a very nice thing to come home to. Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed this story, it was hard to make. And trust me, with tests on the way it is a bitch. Thank you all for tolerating my poor writing skills and have a nice day."

Author's Note

23 upvotes and I make a sequel to this.

Fyi this chapter was posted on my actual birthday, kind of my present to all of you . Or not? I don't know, I wanted to type something kinda corny.