Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Equestria

"Vegeta!" Goku said in a whiny voice. "You have to help save the Crystal Empire!"

"Look, I didn't even want to fucking be here!" Vegeta yelled.

"Come on Vegeta!" Goku said.

"No!"

"Come on!"

"No!"

"Come on!"

"LOOK YOU FUCKING BASKET CASE! IMA BOUT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK AND MAKE YOUR VOICE LOWER THAN YAMCHAS POWER LEVEL!" Vegeta yelled angrily.

"You would like that wouldn't you Vegeta." Ghost Nappa said.

"NAPPA YOU FAT FUCK, GO STICK YOUR DICK IN AN ANTHILL!" Vegeta yelled at ghost Nappa.

"You would like that too wouldn't you Vegeta." Nappa said.

"GOD DAMIT!" Vegeta shouted.

"It could be worse Vegeta." Goku said.

"How can it possibly be fucking worse!?" Vegeta asked angrily.

"Well I could've left you at home and you would miss all the fun." Goku said laughing.

"Were you dropped on your head as a baby?" Vegeta asked face palming.

*Insert flashback of Grandpa Gohan dropping Goku*

"Vegeta, you know me so well." Goku said shedding a tear.

"Your an idiot." Vegeta said.

"Your not too far behind." Nappa said.

"I swear I will skull fuck your disembodied head after I rip it off!" He yelled at Nappa.

"Gay." Nappa said.

"GODDAMIT!" Vegeta shouted.

"You did kinda walk into that one." Twilight said.

"Twilight, help me with the spell!" Cadance shouted.

"Can't you guys just glue it back together or something?" Goku asked.

"He is kind of slow isn't he?" Twilight whispered to Vegeta.

"You don't know the half of it." Vegeta said.

"Wait!" Sunburst yelled running into the door. "Your using the wrong spell!"

"But we're using the spell of relic reconstitution." Twilight said.

"Well that just won't work!" Vegeta stopped listening after that and started to listen to ghost Nappa.

"I wonder how your wifes doing with Yamcha?" He said swirling around him.

"Nappa, shut the fuck up." Vegeta said.

"You know she's cheating right." Nappa said.

"GODDAMIT! Nappa I swear I will go rip off that ponies horn and shove it up your ass!" He said pointing to Celestia.

"GAY!" Nappa said.

"Nappa. Your pushing me over the fucking line." Vegeta said exhaling strongly.

By the time Vegeta looked up the heart was already fixed.

"WE DID IT!" Goku yelled.

"Great, can we go home now?" Vegeta asked. Goku sat there and thought for a second then said.

"I actually don't know how." He said putting his hand behind his head.

"YOU WHAT! DO YOU HAVE FUCKING ALZHEIMER'S! YOU RETARTED AUTISTIC LIMP DICK BASTARD! YOU MEAN YOU SENT US HERE WITHOUT KNOWING HOW TO GET BACK!" Vegeta yelled.

"Yes!" Goku said laughing.

"There's nothing funny about this! I have things I need to get back too, LIKE ACTUALLY RAISING MY SON!" He yelled at Goku. "IF YOU DON'T BRING US HOME RIGHT NOW I WILL RIP OFF YOUR ARMS AND SHOVE THEM SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOUR RECTUM WILL BE PLAYING SHADOW PUPPETS WITH YOUR ESOPHAGUS!"

"It's not that bad, we've got new friends." Goku said.

"Look I didn't even want to be friends with you in the first place. Fuck you. I will go find my own way back." Vegeta said flying out the window. "Alone at last."

"heeeeey Vegeta." Nappa said.

"Fuck." Vegeta said.

Vegeta was flying for about half an hour at full speed until he reached another small village with another crystal castle with a train arriving at the station.

He flew over to see what it was and saw those same ponies getting off the train with Kakarot.

"Hey Vegeta!" Goku said in his normal stupid sounding voice.