Tales from Basically Everywhere

Short: Rarity has to deal with the typical minutiae of being the butler of Nightmare Moon.

Long: There's a resistance brewing in Canterlot. Moonlight Castle is beset by assassins twice daily. The cook is having an affair with the scullery maid, upsetting the Queen's entire meal plan. And all of the tapestries need changing. Again.

It's all in a day's work for Rarity Belle.

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