Three More Things!

Uncle Chan tries to balance running an antique shop, fighting demons, and being a Chi Wizard with being a loving Uncle to his nephew, his somewhat removed niece...and three little ponies who drive him straight up the wall.

Uncle lives a very fulfilling life at his antique shop. It's peaceful and quiet for the most part, just how he likes it. Of course, he's a skilled chi wizard, so he knows better than to actually let the universe know that he's content. So he complains.

A lot.

Then one day, a basket containing three infant magical ponies arrives, and his peaceful life goes out the window...to be replaced with, perhaps, something a little more than contentment.

The universe, apparently, is smarter than he gave it credit for, because now he has "Three More Things!" to complain about to hide just how much they mean to him.

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Part of the PWNY-verse.

First chapters take place approximately 10 years before the events of the first episode of the show.

Edit: Cover Art put together by Shadow Bolt
Edit 2: New Cover Art by Swan Song. Link to his page in image source.
Edit 3: Level Dasher commissioned an image of the CMC with their new Cutie Marks from Katakiuchi4U over on Deviantart. Here's the pic!

Teen

Incomplete

Comedy

Slice of Life

Crossover

Sex

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

284285 words: Estimated about 24 hours to read

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218 Chapters:

Potion Problems, Windows and Doors 2016-04-12 03:31:18 UTC
1249
Portals and Parenting Ponies 2016-04-14 23:31:00 UTC
1064
Nephew News 2016-04-18 23:45:18 UTC
1037
Cousin Conundrums 2016-04-22 01:36:10 UTC
1004
Magical Mysteries 2016-04-25 23:25:39 UTC
1120
Ordinary Outings 2016-04-28 22:54:37 UTC
1122
Titillating Tails 2016-05-02 23:54:55 UTC
1394
Wondrous Words 2016-05-05 23:41:26 UTC
1033
Talking Tykes 2016-05-10 03:53:53 UTC
1040
Television Turmoil 2016-05-13 04:26:27 UTC
1200
Magic Morals 2016-05-17 02:56:59 UTC
1021
Food Foibles 2016-05-19 22:10:54 UTC
1282
Crazy Customers 2016-05-23 23:32:16 UTC
1629
Pet Problems 2016-05-26 23:28:49 UTC
1219
Birthday Bonanza 2016-05-31 02:20:15 UTC
1029
Schoolhouse Surprise 2016-06-02 23:49:55 UTC
1046
Halloween Happenstance 2016-06-07 00:26:20 UTC
1248
Christmas Cheer 2016-06-10 02:40:24 UTC
2624
Ancillary Alliteration: Adventure Away 2016-06-13 23:49:58 UTC
1020
A Friend Like Me 2016-06-17 03:13:08 UTC
1654
When a Kid's In America 2016-06-21 04:06:18 UTC
1767
Hūn náo 2016-06-24 00:46:49 UTC
1036
B(F?)G 2016-06-27 23:19:31 UTC
1505
The Magic Within 2016-07-01 03:38:44 UTC
1426
Hunting Stone 2016-07-05 01:34:27 UTC
1019
Heart and Soul 2016-07-08 04:40:42 UTC
1519
Making Preparations 2016-07-11 22:29:29 UTC
960
The Sign of the Ox 2016-07-15 04:16:47 UTC
1037
The Diplomatic Attempt 2016-07-18 19:14:16 UTC
1226
The Direct Approach 2016-07-21 23:07:51 UTC
1253
The Spirit of the Ox 2016-07-26 00:25:24 UTC
1518
The Failed Hunt 2016-07-28 23:09:46 UTC
961
Snake in the Grass 2016-08-02 07:02:59 UTC
1117
Cold Blood, Warm Heart 2016-08-04 23:23:07 UTC
1488
Legal Loopholes 2016-08-09 03:26:29 UTC
1043
The Upper Hand 2016-08-12 01:02:46 UTC
1350
Post "Op" 2016-08-15 22:32:52 UTC
1120
Game of Stones 2016-08-18 23:51:52 UTC
1013
Race Into Danger 2016-08-22 22:58:35 UTC
1173
Molten Wrath 2016-08-26 01:06:55 UTC
1222
After the Blast 2016-08-30 00:33:42 UTC
1258
Time On Our Side 2016-09-02 01:13:08 UTC
1165
Counting Sheep 2016-09-05 23:56:08 UTC
947
Demon-strations of Affection 2016-09-09 03:22:25 UTC
1258
Proper Strength 2016-09-13 03:41:58 UTC
902
Proper Discipline 2016-09-16 01:25:00 UTC
1378
Proper Control 2016-09-20 02:06:34 UTC
2331
Enforced Relaxation 2016-09-23 03:49:04 UTC
1202
Enforced Inactivity 2016-09-27 01:46:27 UTC
1142
Enforced Insanity 2016-09-29 22:17:38 UTC
1248
Enforced Cooperation 2016-10-04 04:37:19 UTC
985
Enforced Extremes 2016-10-06 23:19:24 UTC
1172
Enforced Exhaustion 2016-10-11 00:45:21 UTC
1042
Security 2016-10-14 03:17:47 UTC
896
Stone Secret 2016-10-18 03:14:47 UTC
1201
Safety 2016-10-21 01:00:12 UTC
1176
Career Day 2016-10-25 03:40:31 UTC
1415
Under the Sea 2016-10-28 00:40:35 UTC
1086
Animality 2016-10-31 21:07:38 UTC
980
Stretching the Bounds 2016-11-04 01:03:23 UTC
1006
Conservation of Magic 2016-11-08 02:51:55 UTC
1021
The Loved 2016-11-11 02:22:07 UTC
1012
The Loyal 2016-11-15 02:01:56 UTC
1082
The Lies 2016-11-18 03:19:58 UTC
1352
The Gift 2016-11-22 04:38:02 UTC
929
The Savage 2016-11-29 04:42:10 UTC
1000
The Guardian 2016-12-02 05:30:59 UTC
1138
The Protector 2016-12-06 02:51:17 UTC
952
The Cameos 2016-12-08 10:59:39 UTC
1441
Final Contest 2016-12-12 08:27:56 UTC
974
Final Power 2016-12-15 08:35:31 UTC
946
Final Thoughts 2016-12-19 10:10:03 UTC
1031
Final Face-Off 2016-12-22 09:34:03 UTC
926
Final Negotiation 2016-12-26 09:03:20 UTC
1281
Final Deception 2016-12-29 08:57:10 UTC
1029
Final Reconciliation 2017-01-02 10:24:53 UTC
1141
Final Transformation 2017-01-05 08:32:58 UTC
1327
Final Research 2017-01-09 09:07:09 UTC
958
Final Preparations 2017-01-12 08:07:40 UTC
1417
Final Battle: MORTAL KOMBAT! 2017-01-16 10:39:49 UTC
1889
Final Revelations 2017-01-19 08:16:01 UTC
1075
Making Her Proud 2017-01-23 08:42:07 UTC
1440
Making Her Smile 2017-01-26 08:01:35 UTC
1181
Making Her Laugh 2017-01-30 05:57:10 UTC
992
Devil in the Details 2017-02-02 08:10:07 UTC
1309
Devil Went Down to San Fran 2017-02-06 09:36:16 UTC
1338
Devil Dealing 2017-02-09 08:30:48 UTC
1330
Heroes Gather 2017-02-13 09:42:05 UTC
1185
Heroes Prerogative 2017-02-16 10:51:27 UTC
1443
Heroes Clash 2017-02-20 11:10:36 UTC
947
Heroes Battle 2017-02-23 10:19:58 UTC
1666
Heroes' Quest 2017-02-27 09:15:33 UTC
914
Friends on the Other Side 2017-03-02 08:03:45 UTC
1411
Preparations, part 1 2017-03-06 08:52:15 UTC
1027
Preparations, part 2 2017-03-09 08:19:50 UTC
1929
Water You Waiting For 2017-03-13 09:27:38 UTC
1492
Water Under the Bridge 2017-03-16 07:56:41 UTC
1791
Me, Myself, and I 2017-03-20 08:14:26 UTC
1701
Ready to Rumble 2017-03-23 08:34:46 UTC
965
Big House Rock 2017-03-27 05:40:59 UTC
1830
New World Order 2017-03-30 09:33:56 UTC
1655
Showtime 2017-04-03 08:23:42 UTC
911
Planning Ahead 2017-04-06 09:35:22 UTC
1241
Star Shine 2017-04-10 09:39:05 UTC
1305
Lights 2017-04-13 09:01:36 UTC
1088
Camera 2017-04-17 10:19:31 UTC
943
Action 2017-04-20 07:56:29 UTC
1490
Climax 2017-04-24 09:23:06 UTC
1178
Denouement 2017-04-27 08:06:43 UTC
1325
Many Short Tails 2017-05-01 08:35:18 UTC
926
More Short Tails 2017-05-04 08:40:31 UTC
1850
By the Light of the Moon 2017-05-08 09:45:05 UTC
990
Secrets of the Moon 2017-05-11 08:35:41 UTC
965
In the Name of the Moon 2017-05-15 09:08:25 UTC
1189
Beneath the Moon 2017-05-18 09:39:44 UTC
1560
The Path of the Moon 2017-05-22 09:56:23 UTC
1976
Wings Folded 2017-05-25 08:35:00 UTC
1067
Wings Spreading 2017-05-29 09:10:03 UTC
966
Wings Spread 2017-06-01 09:16:19 UTC
1053
Wings Aloft 2017-06-05 09:52:18 UTC
1217
Wings Mantled 2017-06-08 08:59:26 UTC
2095
Wings Settling 2017-06-12 09:53:43 UTC
1192
Other Wings 2017-06-15 07:43:10 UTC
1287
Wings Rustling 2017-06-19 09:04:30 UTC
1158
Wings Folding 2017-06-22 07:16:19 UTC
1035
Wings Descending 2017-06-26 07:04:08 UTC
1602
Wings Hooded 2017-06-29 08:05:47 UTC
1564
Under Wings 2017-07-03 07:13:10 UTC
1095
Tag, You're It 2017-07-06 08:48:51 UTC
1131
Armor Up 2017-07-10 05:42:13 UTC
1402
Ancient Run 2017-07-13 08:58:18 UTC
1055
Aggravating Bureaucracy 2017-07-17 07:39:19 UTC
1292
Astonishing Relations 2017-07-20 10:57:53 UTC
1397
Astounding Citizenry 2017-07-24 09:18:03 UTC
1134
Arousing Conclusion 2017-07-27 08:50:04 UTC
1686
Anecdotal Aftermath 2017-07-31 12:09:41 UTC
1077
Tiger, Tiger 2017-08-10 09:46:03 UTC
1011
Burning Bright 2017-08-14 10:25:27 UTC
1188
In The Forests Of The Night 2017-08-17 08:13:17 UTC
1036
Return to Filler 2017-08-21 11:04:27 UTC
1122
Lucky Number Seven 2017-08-24 10:01:26 UTC
1215
Bright Future 2017-08-31 09:47:22 UTC
1633
Dim Future 2017-09-04 08:56:35 UTC
1523
Shadowed Future 2017-09-07 09:55:05 UTC
1025
Dark Future 2017-09-11 10:52:17 UTC
1612
No Future 2017-09-14 10:06:21 UTC
1405
New Future, part 1 2017-09-18 07:08:54 UTC
1421
New Future, part 2 2017-09-21 08:52:54 UTC
1108
New Future, part 3 2017-09-25 07:09:56 UTC
1746
Lost Future 2017-09-28 06:26:33 UTC
1273
You Better Not Shout 2017-10-02 07:01:40 UTC
2027
You Better Not Cry 2017-10-05 07:09:20 UTC
1339
You Better Not Pout 2017-10-09 05:00:44 UTC
1011
I'm Telling You Why 2017-10-12 07:02:19 UTC
1050
Santa Claus is Coming To Town 2017-10-16 07:02:23 UTC
2371
And He's Not The Only One 2017-10-19 05:30:49 UTC
2880
Family Bonding 2017-10-23 07:27:10 UTC
1565
Parental Adjustments 2017-10-26 07:12:09 UTC
1306
A Little Catty 2017-11-08 03:40:49 UTC
1663
A Little More Catty 2017-11-15 04:24:29 UTC
1780
Even More Catty 2017-11-22 04:16:07 UTC
1377
Much Cattier 2017-11-29 03:27:30 UTC
1717
Too Catty 2017-12-06 22:47:47 UTC
1075
Not Catty Enough 2017-12-13 09:00:19 UTC
1346
Bad Luck Catty 2017-12-20 03:45:52 UTC
1635
Catty Nine Tails 2017-12-27 02:46:12 UTC
1825
Catty After That 2018-01-03 00:46:06 UTC
1821
Vacation All I Ever Wanted 2018-01-09 23:50:40 UTC
1558
Va-Cat-ion 2018-01-17 01:16:02 UTC
1878
Now We Gotta Get Away 2018-01-24 02:37:24 UTC
1144
I Choose You 2018-01-29 23:03:25 UTC
1213
Not My Choice 2018-02-07 00:53:41 UTC
1597
Choices We Make 2018-02-13 22:08:30 UTC
1347
Burden of Choice 2018-02-20 22:14:52 UTC
1706
Your Choices 2018-02-28 03:00:38 UTC
1520
The Balance of Choice 2018-03-07 02:21:09 UTC
1325
A Relaxing Trip 2018-03-14 03:14:13 UTC
1105
Tempting Fate 2018-04-03 22:56:29 UTC
1294
Squatters 2018-04-13 23:28:41 UTC
1225
Not Quite Shining 2018-04-18 00:26:01 UTC
1338
Not So Silent Hill 2018-04-25 23:02:37 UTC
1272
To Current Evil Resident 2018-05-02 02:51:44 UTC
1378
Fearless Vampire Killers 2018-05-09 01:44:18 UTC
1049
Ruby Who, Where Are You? 2018-05-16 02:11:07 UTC
1127
****-Mothering Vampire 2018-05-22 19:58:08 UTC
1338
The Field Reports 2018-05-29 21:33:42 UTC
1743
Strategy Session 2018-06-05 21:07:59 UTC
1508
The More You Know 2018-06-13 00:13:29 UTC
1113
The Other Half of the Battle 2018-06-26 21:31:26 UTC
1094
More Callbacks 2018-07-05 01:27:56 UTC
1576
Why Chosen 2018-07-10 22:09:42 UTC
1003
The Answers 2018-07-17 21:02:16 UTC
1295
The Consequences 2018-09-05 01:15:04 UTC
1098
Monkeying Around 2018-09-21 02:39:53 UTC
1139
Double Your Pleasure 2018-10-09 23:19:20 UTC
1231
Double Your Fun 2018-11-02 21:10:44 UTC
1075
That's the Statement 2018-12-18 20:52:39 UTC
1028
Of the Great Mint 2019-02-14 22:59:18 UTC
1055
Of Double Mint 2019-05-07 22:57:00 UTC
1353
Of a New Season 2019-05-13 20:17:37 UTC
1046
I Fought the Law and I Won 2019-08-03 00:45:28 UTC
1353
Old Ghosts 2020-02-26 03:58:54 UTC
2413
Let The Games Begin 2020-03-25 02:21:16 UTC
1225
Round 1 2020-09-06 03:57:07 UTC
1064
Round 2 2020-11-14 23:38:36 UTC
2022
Round 3 2020-11-20 01:44:42 UTC
1039
Round 4 2020-11-24 00:16:13 UTC
1047
Round 5 2020-11-25 01:34:54 UTC
1644
Round 6 2020-11-30 02:16:56 UTC
1507
Round 7 2020-12-02 00:35:11 UTC
1071
Round 8 2020-12-02 23:06:17 UTC
1540
Final Round 2020-12-03 23:08:23 UTC
1466
You Win 2020-12-05 23:32:24 UTC
1018
Friendship. 2020-12-09 23:12:11 UTC
1791
Friendship? 2020-12-12 01:43:09 UTC
1318
Again? 2021-02-18 03:56:48 UTC
1683
Blast From The Past 2021-09-04 03:24:40 UTC
1065
Dark Machinations 2022-06-05 22:36:14 UTC
1655