Everypony knows that the best thing to do after saving an empire is to relax at the spa. Twilight had read about this, and enjoying her spa time before, invited the girls to a relaxing day at the spa. Of course you probably had figured that out.
Twilight stood before a large pool filled with hot water, her purple fur matted from massage oils, and slowly got into the water, and sat down. A smile formed on her muzzle. She felt amazing. The way the heated water felt was like none other. She sat in the water with no worries, shut her eyes, sighed happily, and was immediately splashed in the face as a familiar voice sung out.
"Cannon ball!" Water blasted everywhere as the pink earth pony bounced into the heated waters, splashing Twilight, like I had just mentioned. (Were you not paying attention?) Twilight opened her eyes, then screamed and fell back as she noticed a pink face with large blue eyes inches from her own.
"Gosh Twilight, I didn't know you were THAT stressed out!" Pinkie giggled as she helped a shaken Twilight sit back up.
"You really should have done this sooner Twilight. I was so very happy to hear you wanted us all to come here again." Said Fluttershy, stretching her yellow, tired forelegs. "I was getting tired from all the house work and taking care of my animal friends and hadnt been able to get out and do this yet." She explained, sinking into the hot water. Rarity was next, along with Applejack.
"See, I told you it would be fine darling." Rarity announced, flipping her purple mane as she walked with Applejack, who looked uneasy.
"Ah heard ya the first ten times. But ah agree, y'all were right. He did seem interested." The orange mare agreed, getting into the water. "Now that's relaxing! Not like them massages. Who in the hay would like hot rocks burning into their skin? Ah just barely got out and it still hurts."
"I don't know about you but I was so so so so so so excited to try it out that I got a weird massage. Let's not go into details, but my story had a happy end to it!" Pinkie exclaimed, kicking water as she sat down. The girls looked shocked.
"Pinkie, that's very-" Twilight started to talk, but was interrupted by the doors slamming open and Rainbow Dash firing past them, evading Lotus, one of the sisters in charge of the spa.
"I already took a bath! Why the hay do I need to let somepony else give me another one?! Help!" She called out, evading the mare chasing after her before leaping into the hot waters head first. The other girls shuffled where they sat as water splashed everywhere. "Ugh, can you believe that? " Rainbow Dash said, fixing her mane.
"I'm sorry Lotus." Twilight said as the blue spa pony walked away mumbling, passing Starlight Glimmer as she finally entered the room.
"Hey Starlight, didja have a good massage? Mine was super duper amazing!" Pinkie exclaimed, waving her pink hooves to Twilights pupil.
"It was good. Thanks for inviting me Twilight. I appreciate it." Starlight said as she got into the large hot tub. "Oh this is so nice!"
"Great, now that we're all here, let's play a game." Twilight announced, clapping her hooves together above the warm water.
"Ooh, what's the game? Is it fun? How do we play? Is there points involved?" Pinkie asked excitedly.
"No pinkie, no points, but it is fun. We each have to tell a story to each other that's true, and embarrassing."
"Oh darling, how brilliant!"
"All in favor? Say aye!"
"Aye!" Shouted every pony in unison, some more reluctant than others. You can figure out who.
"Since it was my idea, I'll start!" Twilight exclaimed.
"I had just became princess when this happened. Spike has a bad habit of leaving the door open when in the bathroom, so I normally ask if he is in there. This time was no exception, and when there was no reply I opened the door. To my horror, there in the tub, was a large, white plot bouncing about like a rabbit on a sugar rush." Each mare in the water slowly turned their gaze to Rarity, who had turned as red as big mac's fur.
"Oh dear. You've called me out! This will be war, I assure you darling." Rarity said, sinking deeper into the water to hide her face.
"Ah think ah have a story, if y'all don't mind." Said a giddy Applejack, who had just finished laughing.
"Oh, by all means, tell it! I want to hear." Twilight said, sitting in the water, patiently waiting to hear Applejacks emabarassing story.
"As ah recall, it was last week, ah had been on a trip to deliver apples to mah cousin Braeburn, and had just returned. Grannysmith welcomed me home and showed me a case the at had been left for me. In it contained what ah thought to be a large mushroom, so ah decided to start a stew. As it got close to the time to prepare the mushroom, ah had Applebloom open the case. After hearing her shout and ask what in the hay it was, Ah looked back at her and saw her staring at a large, purple Rutter."
Starlight looked confused.
"Um, what is a Rutter?" She asked applejack. Applejack made a worried look and sighed.
"Some pony sent me a dildo for some unknown reason. Ah had never been more embarrassed in my life. So ah gave it to Twilight to get rid of it."
Rainbow Dash had started to avert her eyes and looked towards the ceiling. Pinkie Pie leapt out of the water shouting.
"Oh me next! Me next! I have a story! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!"
"Go for it Pinkie."
"Yay! So, I had been on a date with two stallions and one of them said they wanted to go down, so I said okay and threw them to the ground! They both ran off after that, so I went home and there was a shiny little box on the doorstep with a note for me. I bounced all the way up to my room and opened it. It was a weird purple thingy so I put it in my mushroom case and sent it to Applejack. Afterwards, I heard a weird noise and found my weird magazines in a stack on the table in the kitchen. Mrs. Cake had found em under the fridge. I was super embarrassed!"
Twilights eye twitched.
"I have a story if you don't mind." Fluttershy announced, looking extremely nervous. The girls all looked at her, except for Rainbow Dash, who was still looking up.
"Oh, we would love too hear it Fluttershy." Rarity said smiling at her.
"Oh. Okay. Um, I had been feeding all the animals when there was a knock at my door. I opened it, and a point in a cloak bolted away. I was about to call after them when I noticed a lovely little box with a bow. I picked it up, shut the door, carried it to my living room, and gently set it down. After carefully opening it, I threw it in shock. In the box, was a purple d-dil... A dirty toy. After staring at it a while, I poked it. It starting rolling towards me and I jumped off the floor! I asked Discord to get rid of it and had trouble sleeping that night. I am so glad he got rid of it." Fluttershy blushed, looking down. The others were surprised. Twilight, however, was starting to get very red.
"I too have a story. and it is rather embarrassing." Rarity looked determined to win an unwinnable game.
"To be honest, I had also received that dildo. I gave it to Fluttershy because I panicked. After running away like that, I tripped in mud and right into spike. He had been gathering gems to make his cake, and helped me get up. After I washed the mud off of me, I noticed Spike lingering. I asked if he was alright and he said yes, so I offered to help make his gem cake as a thank you. An hour of baking and adding gems later, he was ready to leave when he decided to hug me goodbye. I had needed to use the ladies room quite bad, and accidentally peed in front of the little dragon. It was awful!"
Rainbow Dash growled and shouted.
"Okay! I did it! I flew into Twilights library and had crashed. Something rubber-like hit me pin the head and I see a purple dildo balancing oin my snout! I started screaming, and Spike came in and screamed too. I started running around the room panicking, holding onto that thing. I finally left and sent it as a gift to Rarity! I'm sorry Twilight. I was scared of embarrassing us both." Rainbow Dash was looking away again. Twilight looked at the girls in shock, then looked at Rainbow Dash.
"That's fine. I'm totally not upset." She laughed too long. Twilight got up and cleared her throat. "However you did that any way, which I am very angry about. In fact, I'm furious!" She leapt at Rainbow Dash, and the two shot into the sky. The over girls watched as they both fought. Starlight smiled at the others and laughed nervously.
"I have to say something. I used it last night thinking it was mine."
The other four got up, dried their fur, and left Starlight to watch the fight.
"Lotus! There you are." Starlight waved the spa pony over.
"Yes, what is it that you want miss Starlight?" Starlight looked at Lotus and smiled.
"Want to play a game?"
"No." The sound of an explosion filled the air as she talked inaudibly, making a lot of gestures with her hooves.
"Right, of course." Starlight looked up at the sky and watched the show. It was, after all, just a show after a relaxing day at the spa. Of course, you probably had figured that out. I mean, how couldn't you. It's totally obvious and not some thing added last minute.
Author's Note
I know its dumb, but it was surprisingly fun to write. If you hated it, I can't blame you. If you liked it, that's cool. Either way, making it all the way here as short as it was is dedication and I thank you for it! I'll actually write something funny soon. Just wait.
