The Displaced Slab King.

by Raven Lokison

Rating: teen
Tags: Science Fiction, Comedy, Adventure, Crossover, Dark, Human
Length: 911

What do you you get when you mix a magical pony land and a bezerk bandit king? Nothing good.

So me and a few friend went to a con in Nashville. Sure I'd heard the stories of people disappearing from them, but that didn't bother me. In fact they excited me but with my luck I doubted anything would happen. I guess Murphy was listening in. Now I'm king of a group of bandits and wondering what will happen when I annoy the monarchs of this land. Well at least I won't be bored anymore.

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Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-04-19 17:16:30 UTC

Chapter 1

Present Day

??? POV

As I sat in the stone prison I have inhabited for the last thousand years I wonder why this happened. Then I remember I was an idiot. So I watched as another school group walked by us. I then ‘looked’ to the statue next to me.

“Hey dissy you remember all those jokes I made about a white unicorn, an orange Pegasus and a yellow earth pony being your release?” “Ohh not another one.”

The being next to me moaned. He was a mismatch or all kinds of creatures. Pony, Lion, Dragon, goat, and all other types of animals.

“Nah not this time this time it true. This school group that’s comin round the bend gonna have the three that free ya.”

I said with a smirk in my voice. Soon after I said this I heard the voice of the teacher telling them about the statues in the gardens. “as we approach the last two statues I must warn you that one is extremely dangerous and the other one is even more so.” I smirked at that. As the came into few of me a few of the more squeamish children looked on in horror at me. I mean I would to if I wasn’t used to it. Being nearly seven feet tall made of bulging muscles and sneer on my face.

“This being here is known as the Slab King known for being dangerous in combat as well as any other time. He was the leader of a group of bandits back when the Princess were still young. While they never actively attacked villages of other places they were known for attacking anyone in their territory. When Discord, the creature next to him, came to attack the slab king actually made him run in fear.”

“You bet I did! Hey Dissy you hear her sing my praises like that.” “Yeah yeah you big meat head. I heard her Just wait until she gets to me. The glorious chaos I spread was very well known.” “Now the creature next to it was known as Discord. Can any of you guess why he was named this?” The three fillies I had mentioned earlier were eager to answer. “Cause he looks crazy!” Said the yellow one. “OOO it’s because he was different and weird isn’t it?” The orange one said. The white one, who was just as enthusiastic as the other two but calmer, said “it’s because he was the opposite of what was orderly at the time.”

After that they began fighting with each other over who was right. When they left cracks formed on Discord. I let out a deep laugh as he exploded is a blast of magic. “Hey discord let me outa here.” “Ah no. I think I’m going to leave you there in till enough violence surrounds you that you can bust out on your own.” When he finished talking he poofed out. As I sat there wondering why I thought that would work I thought back to how this all started.

1030 years ago.

Nashville TN

“Come on we need to get to the con.”

I said waiting for my friends Rylan and Seth. We had decided to go to a game con dressed as characters from Borderlands 1 and 2. I was dressed up as Brick. Rylan was Mordecai and Seth was Zer0. We even had fake guns that looked like they did in the game. I had The Dove, a S&S shotgun, and a Glorious Havoc. The other two had snipers and other pistol I didn’t care about. When they came out we all piled into my car and went to the convention.

When we got there the line was shorter than I thought so we waited twenty minutes went in and walked around. I saw  cosplayers from every game. There were the Luteces twins, a Jessie and James and even a Steve. I laughed to myself about that one. As I walked around the con my friends left to do there own thing and I just wandered around looking at all the different booths. As I was walking I noticed a guy who looked like Xur from Destiny. As I looked at his wares I saw something that would finish my costume. A crimson red incendiary shotgun that I'd been looking for.

"How much for miss Moxie's Heartbraker?" "For you 60 dollars." I smiled pulled out the required money and gave it to him. As soon as I grabbed it a flash went off then darkness.

When I woke up I saw I was in forest. The only thing that confused me was the way they looked. Now I'm no expert but I was Pretty sure Trees this closed together shouldn't be gnarled and old looking. The other thing was how I came about halfway up the trees just by standing. I turned when I heard a snap pulling out the Dove to scare this person away. If it even was a person.

"Come on out. I know there something out there. You come out and I won't kill you"

The next thing that happens is a large wooden wolf shooting out from the bushes. I stared at it.

"Son of a bitch! That Bastard sent me to fucking Equestria! I swear if they're fucking anthro I'll murder him.

As I was swearing loudly at the sky I had Pulled out The Heartbraker. I hoped this worked.