Uggghhhhh I moan. Lime Blaze stop whining my mom says. My dad says look Princess Cadence is looking for Royalty. Isn't she royale already you know PRINCESS Cadence I ask. I mean as a Royal Love watcher since she runs the crystals empire. Ohhh man I wish I was a prince I cry. She said any sex is accepted dad says. Then I'll try I say.
2 WEEKS LATER
Heargy Heargy Princess Cadence is looking for a love watcher and the pony who will get the job has auditioned already we pronounce Mr. Lime Blaze as Prince Of Love Spike yells!
I won I'm a Prince I'll be a Alicorn.
Not yet Spike exclaimed. You have to learn the love spell from Princess Cadence.
Shiiiiiiiiiizam balls. I yell.