A Peaceful Night At Home With Friends

by R_E_D_A_C_T_E_D

Rating: mature
Tags: Derpy Hooves, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Random, Slice of Life, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Rainbow Dash, Starlight Glimmer
Length: 1343

Twilight just wants peace and quiet at home after damaging- i mean, visiting the spa.

Twilight just wants to enjoy a night at home with her friends after visiting the spa.

Rated M for: Some sexual references, Violence, Random Explosive Death, not having enough Derpy, and being a really dumb fic.

Published 2016-04-14 01:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2016-04-14 01:20:02 UTC

Prelude

As every pony knows, after a relaxing day at the spa, the next thing to enjoy is a peaceful night at home with friends. I mean, obviously! Its in the title!

Twilight Sparkle stood in front of the desk near the entrance of the spa, following Lotus with her big, purple eyes. She had already fixed the ceiling she and Rainbow Dash had broke, and had embarrassedly apologized multiple times to the spa pony. She waited until Lotus walked behind the front desk and planted a bill in front of Twilight.

"Zis is da bill, now please enjoy ze rest of your day Princess Twilight." Lotus announced, awaiting payment for the days labor, which she received immediately. Twilight frowned at her and sighed.

"I really am sorry Lotus. Is there anything I can do to pay you back?" The blue spa pony shook her head and smiled.

"You have already fixed ze ceiling, there is nothing left to pay for aside from ze bill, which you just paid." Lotus then waved a hoof to Twilight, shooing her away.

"Alright Lotus, thank you for letting us use your spa." Twilight called out as a cyan pegasus pulled her out of the spa and into the town square of ponyville. "Rainbow Dash, I am fully capable of walking on my own you know." Twilight announced pointedly. Rainbow Dash grimaced at her and looked around before talking, probably checking if any point would hear what she had to say.

"Look, Twilight, I'm um... I'm sorry about the whole dil-" A soft, purple hoof quickly found its way to Rainbow Dash's muzzle, muffling her heart felt, albeit, conveniently rushed apology.

"Thanks Rainbow Dash, but this is not the place to talk about that. Actually," Twilight paused and took in her surroundings, "how about we never tell this story to any pony ever again. Deal?" The two shook hooves and stood outside, waiting for Starlight to come back with any idea on what to do with the girls, who were all at their homes after hearing awful stories and learning something unnecessarily weird about said unicorn.

"Are we going to wait here all night Twilight? This is boring!" Rainbow Dash complained, falling to the ground with a loud sigh. Twilight glared at her then looked towards her castle, where a purple unicorn began to make her way into view. Twilight waved as she saw the unicorn and called out. "Starlight, over here!" Rainbow Dash perked an ear and shot up fast, excited to figure out what they were going to do.

"Finally! What's the plan? A seven mare race? No, a show starring my awesome flying skills?" Starlight shook her head to both and faced Twilight.

"They all want to stay home and rest." Starlight said, looking around. "So I guess the three of us can just go to the castle?" Twilight, who was a little disappointed, but understood her friends needed alone time, smiled and nodded.

"Yes, let's go back to my castle!" She exclaimed, taking a step forward and stopped. Her ears twitched as she heard a whistling noise above her. The whistle got lower and lower in pitch before a loud crash sounded. Twilight, being in the middle of the noise screamed in terror as a pegasus fell on top of her from above.

"My bad!" Called out the grey pony, brushing her messy yellow tail against twilights nose. Her rear planted firmly on Twilights back. Twilights wings were spread out, along with her front and hind legs.

"Are you alright?" Starlight asked gigling. Twilight groaned and slowly stood up, wobbling as she did so.

"Excuse me, but could some pony PLEASE get this pony off of me!" Twilight shouted before falling back onto the dirt road due to the weight of another mare being on her back, which caused the pegasus to fly away, leaving Twilight on the ground, covered in dirt. Rainbow Dash and Starlight laughed.

"How about we go to the castle now?" Starlight suggested, slowly walking towards Twilights castle. Rainbow Dash followed. Twilight groaned and slowly got up again, and made her way home with the her two friends.

Author's Note

Yes, yes, a sequel. Whatever. I'm doing it for fun. If you like it, I'm glad! If not, well thanks for checking it out anyway. I know. Its not as suggestive as the first, but that's because I put little effort in it. Anyway, I hope you'll enjoy the rest of this story!

More Games

Not long after arriving at Twilights castle and the three mares had sat down in the bedroom, a loud crash was heard as Spike came tearing down the large hallway. Twilight went to see what had happened and was met with a loud roar, which blew her mane and tail back. Sue shut her door with a worried expression and sat back down, staring blankly at her friends.

"Hey, I have an idea! Let's play a game!" Starlight exclaimed, looking excitedly at the other two. Rainbow Dash and Twilight nervously looked at each other, then at Starlight. "Don't worry, its not like the game we played at the spa." Starlight reassured the girls. The two ponies nodded after thinking for a moment.

"What is the game?" Twilight asked nervously. Starlight brushed her mane with a hoof and smiled mischievously.

"Dare or dare. We take turns giving some pony a dare that they have to do I order to dare some pony else. Well start off harmless. Don't worry." She beamed at the two and awaited their response.

"Alright." The other two agreed, sitting still.

"Twilight, since its your home, you go first!" Twilight chuckled nervously and, after another roar sounded from the hall, she pointed to Rainbow Dash with her right hoof.

"I dare Rainbow Dash to safely get that monster to leave!" Rainbow Dash flapped her wings and grinned.

"No problem Twilight. That thing will be gone before you know it!" She called as she biasted through the doors and slammed into a large demon. As the two sat in the bedroom awaiting Rainbow Dash's return, they heard horrible shrieks and growls before an explosion shot the beast to the moon. Rainbow Dash smiled cockily at her friends as she entered the room. "Done! This castle is now monster free!"

"Nice Rainbow Dash! Now its your tur-" Starlight started, getting interrupted by Spike as he ran into the room in a panicked state.

"Twilight! I need your help! I saw something awful!" Spike looked like he was about to cry. Twilight frowned and hugged the little dragon.

"What did you see Spike?"

"I saw that monsters Willie!" Rainbow Dash laughed, Starlight frowned and Twilight planted a firm hoof onto her face.

"Go get some sleep Spike. You'll forget all about this tomorrow." She said, pushing Spike out of the bedroom and shutting the door behind him.

"I don't feel like playing this. It's boring." Rainbow Dash announced, sitting back down.

"We could go get dinner." Starlight suggested with a hurt look. Before the two could respond, Spike screamed again, and a booming noise filled the ponies fuzzy ears.

"What is going on!!?" Twilight shouted, leaving the bedroom. As soon as she left, a fireball shot her back, and she smashed into the room ablaze. Spike yelled in fear, Starlight screamed, Rainbow Dash yelled, Twilight screamed, the thing attacking screamed, and Derpy, whjo had crashed into the window just now, also screamed. Then the monster exploded causing the house to go quiet. The only sound to be heard was the panting breath of the ponies and Spike. Derpy then broke the silence with an excited bounce.

"Again!" Twilight, Starlight, and Rainbow Dash shook their heads and left.

"Dinner sounds great Starlight. Let's go come on Derpy, you too!" Twilight exclaimed, leading the other ponies towards the door. "After all, what better way to end a peaceful night at home with friends?"

Author's Note

Another story I have no faith in that was fun to write. Enjoy its awfulness.