‘Escaping Monarch, Check. Blowing up the cave, Check.
Walked towards the light, Not today! Walked through the portal, Check. Get annoyed by the pink constantly trying to take my Granola bar, Check.’ I marked everything in my mental checklist as I slapped the pink hand away.

“Stop trying, he loves those things and wouldn't give you one as long as your life doesn't depend on it.” Scootaloo said while I decided to do my Gollum impression. I hissed her hand away befire time dashing.

“My precious.” I said before taking a bite. The pink one disappeared and I looked around for her.

“Ohmygoshyou’refathertime!” my vision was assaulted by the pink woman. I reeled back in surprise and starter stuttering in my speech, which meant only one thing.

Scootaloo saw this and quickly took hold of my hand as a time stuttered to a stop. I placed my hand over my chest as I tried to calm down.

“W-what the fuck!?” I shouted, receiving an echo in return.

“Calm down, that's Pinkie Pie. She's like this so it's best not to think about it.” Scootaloo said as she let go of my other hand. I walked around the Pink mare and looked back at where she was then back at her, seeing nothing.

“B-but, but…” Then I deciced to put it in one of my most used mental Vault. Picking up another Granola bar from my bag and unwrapped it, throwing the wrapping paper away only for it to freeze in place.

“Fuck it!” I shouted as I crossed my arms, earning a giggle from the filly.

“You're nuts.” She said me. I ruffled her mane a bit.

“And you are too.” I said to her with a little chuckle before hiccuping, causing time to resume again. The Wrapping paper fell onto the ground and so did the pink mare.

“Don't do that, ever.” I said to her. She looked up at me and saluted before planting her face into the floor.

“Excuse me, but how did you do that? I didn't feel any magic from you.” I heard someone ask behind me, I turned around and saw lavender colored mare with a horn and wings.

“Name please.” I said to her. I looked around the room, finally noticing that it was made out of pure crystal. Odd.

“I'm Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship and Element of Magic.” She introduced herself. I had to contain a chuckle from her title.

“That's because it isn't magic. Back at my world magic was only illusions and in fairy tales. What your friend did was scare me to the point that I started stuttering if you've noticed.” I said to her. I heard a groan from Scootaloo before she walked up to Miss Sparkle.

“He stopped time.” Scootaloo bluntly said to her. Miss Sparkle looked at me with a questioning look.

“Stopped time?” She said to me disbelief in her tone. She then turned to look at Scootaloo and saw her frozen in place. Sparkle looked around the room and saw that everything stood in place. She looked at her hand and saw that I was holding it.

“Tada.” I said, letting go of her hand and allowing her to freely roam the room while Time stood still.

“What did you do to them!?” She yelled at me, worried about her friends being stuck like this forever.

“Relax, they're just frozen in time as long as it stands still.” I said as I booped Scootaloo’s snout, causing her to unfreeze as she scrunched her snout.

“Ugh, I told never do that without telling me.” The filly said as she noticed the area.

“And I told I'll try, I didn't say when though.” I said to her with grin before getting kicked in the shin. It only stung a bit but still.

“B-but this is impossible! This… This is incredible!” Miss Sparkle said as she turned to me.

“How?” was all she asked. I looked around the room as time began to move again.

“I had these powers after a freak accident involving my fathers time machine. I don't like talking about it so I'll leave it at that.” I said with a frown. It's not the happiest memory nor the most horrible, it's just a sensitive topic for me.

“Okay.” She said seeing my mood change. She then had the face of realization.

“Why is that you're here anyway?” She asked me. Smiling at the question.

“As you can guess, Time is something everybody always dreamt in controlling. Now, imagine an international corporation chasing me around for one thing only, to see how I have these powers and I'd rather let time intact than give them this gift.” I said to her. About thirty or so years ago time broke. How fucked, imagine time being an egg and that egg was fucked. Time egg was fucked. Why is there an egg involve? I don't know.

“I've seen the end of time and it happens if I gave them the knowledge of time. So, I ran around my world trying to hide and years later, I found Scootaloo.” I said, gaining the attention of all the girls in the room.

“Before arriving here, she had asked me if I wanted to come with. That offer sounded like a ticket to freedom and well, here I am.” I said with a shrug of my shoulders.

“Oh.” She said while Scootaloo went to explain to the rest of the girls.

“So, your majesty, can I stay?” I asked with a bow.

“Um, you can just call me by my name and yes, you can stay but I'll need to inform my fellow princesses.” She said before vanishing in a lavender light. I looked towards Scootaloo.

“Imagine Time as an egg, which was fucked-” I slapped the back of her head like the many times I have. She had pickef up a nasty habit of swearing.

“First off, Don't swear and second, the time egg was fixed thank you very much.” I said while crossing my arms. I was soon assaulted by rainbow.

“Nopony hurts Scoota-” Was all the Rainbow maned mare could say before getting caught in the time bubble. Moving her hands off my shirt and keeping her in the same position as I did so.

“Hehe.” I heard Scootaloo chuckle at the time stuck mare while the older mares were shocked.

The orange one took a step forward before being stopped by Pinkie.

“Dashie’s fine, don't worry about her.” Pinkie said as the orange one glared at me before flinching by the movement of my hand.

“-loo! Huh?” Dashie was now out of the bubble and confused.

“Try again, I'm sure you'll get me.” I said out loud. She turned to me and spread her wings before launching towards me. She was soon stuck in the time bubble again.

This time, I forced her wings to close and stood her upright. I stood back again as the bubble dispersed.

“What the!?” She yelled.

“Honestly, please stop and listen to Scootaloo as she properly explains me to you.” I said before walking towards a throne and sat down.

Pinkie saw my face of exhaustion and quickly gave me a Granola Bar. I smiled at her as I took it and ate it.

Author's Note

Sorry for the short chapter.

The Time egg is Fucked, hand me the Duct tape.

Edited by my friend: Dragonoidsix seekers