What do I write? Hmm.... wait a second! I am writing! Hey this isn't half bad! Except typing with sticks attached to my hooves. Okay, my name is Pinkie Pie and I like Ice cream and cupcakes! Why? Because i licked it. Oh there is Twilight! She is getting closer... and closer... and closer... and clo-
Pinkie, what did I tell you about using my computer without permission?
Sorry, Twilight. Anyways, let's go see- er uhh.... TYPE Ponyville! Heeheehee! Maybe I should ask for some assistance so I don't accidentally destroy the world by writing the most horrific story using a princess' computer that cost 50,000 bits at the far edge of Equestria with sharp objects attached to my hooves, and might accidentally stab somepony on accident!!!! Hmm......
Nah.
*One and A Half Hours Later*
Okay I am now under Rainbow Dash's house. Hey Rainbow Dashie! Come! Down! Here! It is important! I THINK! Rainbow Dash flies down in front of me with a happy look meaning 'Hey Pinkie Pie, You're Awesome!' (She had a grumpy pout face on) Rainbow Dash face-hoofs and sighs
Come on, Pinkie! How hard is it to get a decent nap around here?
Sorry, again. I'm just writing a Fanfic, and I want you to be in it! Rainbow Dash's pouty wouty face throws its self in the trash can and she smiles.
Aw, really! Is it Dark? I LOVE those! Do a Dark-fic, please? I'll pay ya!
Okay, Dashie! A Dark-Fic for you! Uhh, where's the dark fic button?
After Dashie teaches me how to select a category for my Fanfic, I click the dark red button next to 'Gore'. It says 'Dark'. A dark fic, huh? Seems easy! I just make it dark and spooooooooky! So, uh... maybe I need assistance In case I accidentally do something sooo dumb even Pound Cake would recognize it and the whole world hates me, and puts me in Kindergarten again because the situation is so simple that my mind can't comprehend my level of stupidity?!?!?
Nah.
*One boring Hour later*
Finally, I set up everything so I could make a Dark-Fic, and my friends can read it! OMIGOSH OMIGOSH, I'm soooo excited!!!! I can't possibly wait for tonight! Twilight payed for a pass for me to enter in a special Book Club. Now since when do you pay to enter a Book Club? Ever since it rated five stars.
It's around 4:00, and the Club opens in an hour, so I better dress my best and finish this fic! Maybe I shouldn't have started at 2:07 to write this, but I don't care, I love it! Wow, my first reference! Best. Day. EVER! Okay, Okay, Pinkie, pull yourself together. Literally. I've gotta stand strong, and be serious, now that I am about to become a fanfic writer. Ohh, this is gonna be hard! I'd rather have bonemeal for dinner than this, BLECH!
*5:00 PM that same afternoon*
I'm nervous, but my friends are next to me and that's what matters! When I'm done, I'll throw a "PINKIE FINALLY WROTE A DUMB FANFIC" Party! There will be balloons, cake, and *Blows party canon* STREAMERS! Fluttershy's up in front reading her fanfic now.
Uhh.... and the black hole seemed to act as the eye of a hurricane, pulling in the four ponies, begging for their lives.....
Wow, I didn't know Shy wrote this stuff! She says it was a Dark-Fic. Sooo... is it night at the Ocean? Oh, well! Twilight and Rainbow sit next to me, giving me hoof bumps as I hear the audience applaud Fluttershy, who steps out of the spotlight, which is ACTUALLY a mini desk lamp. I'm next, and I have to use the filly's room. CAN'T I WAIT FOR CHEESEBALL'S SAKE?!?! Wait, did I say it out loud? Oopsie...
I now start reading my paper, words blanketing the entire thing. Here goes everything...
Pinkie's Fanfic: By PINKIE PiE
Dark, Slice of life.
It was night and three ponies were walking down the road, the moon shining down the alley, as carriages park for the night. One pony said, "Hey, let's throw a party! In my house! Where it's cozy! And we can have a party! And I like parys!"
So the ponies nodded and they trotted to the pony's house and LOkked for the keys in the howse. The pony said the keys are under the banklet so she got the keys and open door and she went inside, closing the door.
It was dark, so she tried adjusting the lights, but it was no good. sheopen the oven and try yo turn on DA LIGHT BAT It WoulD not turn on because it was too dark. It's dark, and nopony likes the dark to they cried and cuddled. THE END!
I looked at the ponies who's jaw dropped and one fainted. I did soo good! Right? They just stare in awe and amazement (NOT) and I bow to my loving audience then out of my hiding spots, I take out a knife. Twilight's wings faltered, or she just flew away on accenent. She goes the the window, her ears showing, her glowing bright eyes out in the night sky, staring at me. What did I do?
"Ready for Slice of Life, everypony?" I say, Twilight coming back inside, all looks seeming relaxed. Hmm... Nah. Carry On... Twilight stands up, Fluttershy, Rainbow, and AJ. Rarity's at home, of course because she is watching this live, though the 'Auditorium' in actually a tree-house that's only ten feet long, by eight. Pinkie knows all!
Pinkie, what in EQUESTRIA are you doing with a kn-knife?!
Well, this is a Dark, slice of life story, right? Soooooo... it's cutting a SLICE of my life in the dark! Well, unfortunately, I couldn't make gore in the story, but if I sliced my self in real life, I am bound to get some good likes in my story! It's all over the internet, Twi! I posted it on FIMfiction.net! I didn't get too many views, but I wrote everything that happened today, and I am ever writing now! Its a story about writing a story! The humans will think I'm just one of them writing something, but no! This is from Equestria! Wait, I'm writing this now, right? OOPSIE! Wait... DOUBLE OOPSIES!
P-Pinkie, don't cut yourself in h-half! Please!
Oh, silly filly, I'm not! Why would I think of something as crazy as that! I didn't say 'cut in half', did I?
Oh, well, no. Phew for a second I thought-
I'm cutting myself in fourths! HEEHEEHE!
