I can honestly say that i am happy the author decided to continue to use me, her oc and the name sake of her account. This chapter, if she doesn't goof, shall be tres magnifique.

First, we need that body. The ingredients would be easy, but the body needed to be retrieved before the funeral prepetations or much decay...

The morgue was downtown, which was an easy walk. Especially with no one to gawk at my supernatural speed.

I stopped at the school when i saw Sunset and the girls sitting next to the portal. Of course i to listen, sitting on the statue quietly.

"We know you miss her darling, but that you cannot possibly think she could bring her back. We all saw twilight's ghost... For all we know she might be here, but without Lostus here to show us... I..."

"Ah know yer sister likes her... But somethin' ain't right about that girl..."

"I don't know what you mean applejack, her types of parties are my favorite! It's because of her you don't see to much pinkimena..."

" can we NOT talk about her and get back to talking to save consoling sunset?"

"It's okay rainbow... Rarity might be right about her not being able to bring her back..."

"I wouldn't be to sure girls" i piped up from my perch. " care to help me out?"

They exchanged looks, but it was sunset who talked first.

" with what?"

" why retrieving her body from the morgue of course! I will need it to bring her back, after all."

" YOU CAN BRING HER BACK? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING AT LUNCH?!"

" because i wasn't about to raise your hopes until i was sure."

Then rainbow dash blurted out what they all were thinking.

" how in the HELL did you get up there without us noticing and how long have you been there?"

" some things are better left unexplained for now. But i have been here since ms. Doubty pants tried to tell sunset i wouldn't be able to. Now are you girls gonna help or not?"

"Oooh! A breaking into the morgue party! I'm in."

" count me out. Raisin' the dead is just plain wrong..."

"I'm in. This will give me a chance to show you all my awesome ninja skills."

" there is absolutely nothing fabulous about morgues."

"I-i'm with rarity and applejack... Morgues are just plain scary..."

"I'm in. It's my fault that she died and by celestia i won't leave her dead when i can save her."

" you should say Luna in this case, sunny girl. It's her blessing that will help us. But i forgive you for being a faithful Celestia student. But Luna is my matriarch, and it is through her we will bring back Twilight."

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I had to slow down a bit so that Rainbow Dash, Pinkimena Pie, and Sunset Shimmer could keep up. This could take awhile longer, but i know i need the help...

"Here's the plan, Rainbow, you stand guard and discretely alert us if something or someONE is coming. Pinkimena and I will retrieve the body. Got it? Good."

" why does pinky get to go in?"

" she can move fast enough to disable the cameras without getting caught."

"Oh I'm not using that technique tonight lotus. I'm using hacking to loop the images. They might suspect that something is wrong if the cameras fail."

Rainbow just stared at pinky with an open jaw.

I picked the lock, a standard skill in Luna's royal guard back in equestria.

"What do i do?"

" you keep watch with rainbow. Texts are the preferred communication. Me and pinkimena are already on vibrate. You two should go ahead and do the same."

As they did, i finished the pick and sent in pinkimena. She quickly surveyed the the cameras and stayed to the blind spots. Moments later i got a vibration in my pocket.

It was text from pinkimena. You might be wondering the difference. Well to you shitsticks that didn't see her first and currently only appearance, pinkimena is psycho, dark pinky.

Now before you sperm stains get offended at the author, She designed me to be like Deadpool. Fourth wall breaks and sarcasm, hell, even the fun derogatory way of addressing you.

The text was a picture i thought funny. She had knocked out the guard and held a knife to their throat. The actual text asked if she could kill them and said test the cameras were looping.

I responded no she couldn't kill the guard. After that sent i rushed into the morgue and started reading the labels on the drawers. I found the body drawer that said 'Sparkle, Twilight'. As i opened it, i got a text that was adressed to me and pinkimena from Sunset. The guard for the next shift was on his way. I picked the body and quickly, but quietly, closed the drawer. I found the window and climbed out, using my magic to lock it back. Pinkimena undid the loop and came out another window. I met the girls out back.

"Meet me at my house tomorrow. We'll start the process then. But right now, run and ignore what you're about to see."

I used my vampire speed to get home. Fast.

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When i got home, i mentally kicked myself for getting them involved...

"Stupid! Worth it..." i said, appropriately quoting one of my favorite movies, ie, Deadpool.

I cleared a table in the library and set her on it. It wasn't until did that noticed the body was naked. The morticians sewed her up well enough, however, that she would heal once alive again. It was also at this moment, as i covered her in sheet, that thought about something. When bring her back... She might not be exactly the same. And that had three options. Give the ghost solid form, leaving her dead. Revive her with the spell and risk a semimindless zombie, or make another vampire.

Wait. Did Applejack say that my crush likes me?

Author's Note

Yes. That happened. And the chapter name is a reference to Anne Rice's "Tale of the Body Thief". And if you had ever read that particular book, you'll note that this chapter does not have anything to do with it. Minus vampires.