Toaster loved her job as a Canterlot prostitute. Until the day she was fired for gross incompetence. Apparently, a prostitute who spends three years working but still remains a virgin isn’t exactly hooker material.

Seeking to reestablish herself, Toaster relocates to a small and obscure town in the middle of nowhere called Ponyville. She promptly moves into the crawlspace of a hand-obsessed engineer next to a house owned by a pair of ambiguously incestuous twins. She immediately begins to perform her new job in accordance with her special talent, even while being pursued by a persistent pink prude.

Soon after starting, though, Toaster soon discovers that getting money for sex is difficult when your magic incinerates anything it touches and you are born with a hideous color scheme. Apparently, the old statement is true: nobody wants to put it in a toaster.

Now with 50% more bad editing, obscure heavy metal references, and confusing self-referential jokes! And I don’t even know what universe it takes place in!

WARNING: Look at those tags. One of them says “sex”. This is a sex comedy. As in, it is full of all kinds of sex jokes. Weiner jokes, incest jokes, I think there’s even a bestiality joke in there. It is rated “Mature”, but I assure you, it is quite immature and possibly offensive. But I suppose that is the point.