Diary of Lazer Tenus Cross page 1

Dear Diary

My name is Lazer Tenus Cross

I am a female  alicorn with grey  coat and black mane and  7 feet tall,Age is 21 years,born in manehatten in 1007BC.

My occupation  is that i am a leader of mafia called Crossic Guns.

Crossic guns is one of he most powerfull mafia group in the world and has control of many city like canterlot and mane hatten.

it deals with almost every money maken crime,to drugs,slavery,blackmarket you name and it is more dangerous then a ticking nuke in the middle of a city.

Combine with the money we get from other businesses we clock around 10milion dollars a year,it has over 10thousand being that will kill you faster then you can say "fuck you" and has no enemys whats so ever.

I am the riches,deadliest and hottest bitch around.

But makes me more deadly is power i have other then being smart ass is well let me just tell you what happen one night when i was 19 years old,2 years ago i had a father that i was adopted from and he was once the leader of the crossic guns.

I did not know who my true parents were,the story is that i was found on the dock of manehatten and i was 2 years old when i was found.

Anyway at the time i hated my father and didnt like how he ran crossic guns,ill talk more about it later but basically crossic guns was going down hill,i was going to the old bar Milint Bar when i got lost.

I went down in ally way like cliche fucker i am but then i had to bump into a rival of my name "I dont remember".

hey it was 2 years,anyway  we saw echother and kinda just stare at one another until i notice a  gun right under is feet.

To bad he look where i was looken,he looked at the gun,then at me,then the gun before picking a firing so fast its could be mistaken at light speed and then.....this is where the weird part happens.

When he fire the gun everything slowed down for me,all i saw was possibly the most either A:the most unluckiest shot ever or B:the most magical bullet in the world.I tracked the bullet coming towards me,go past me,go down to where you know there is these house drainage roof top things i forgot what there called but it went into that and i can see it go into go up the pipe and all the on where it shot at hes side and HIT HIM IN THE HEAD KILLING HIM.......AWESOME!

After what i saw the probably the greatest luck of Irish i ever seen i what up to the dead body and the gun and i just sort a stared at it.The gun was a Deagle,but bigger and pure white.

I desided to pick up the thing and as soon as i picked it with my magick the entire ally seem to have exploded.

At first i thought i died and was in hell but found myself walking out of the ally way while it was on fire with the gun,and then i just sorta passout and i was found by one of the bar workers from the Milint Bar. apparently i was going the right way after all.

He brought me and the gun to the bar and when i woke up he gave me back the gun and i desided to go home because i wanted to make sense of what happen and  being drunk would not help.When i got home i just sorta stared at the gun almost all.

You see i felt connected to the gun somehow like it was apart of me,after alot of thing i  decided to keep it witch in the the year will be a choice that i soon will be happy that i did.after that i felt....powerfull then ever was before and wtf was that.......welp i think i got hitman at my doorstep,im gonna end this page right here and go get my gun a shuven up there ass.

End Of Diary

"HERES JOHHNY"

"AAAAAAAH""OHFUCK""SHIT KILL HER""FUUUUaack"

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