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This story was a trainwreck. I didn't think anything through enough; my outline wasn't very good and on top of that, I kept ignoring it.

That said, I still think many of the ideas in this fic were solid. I have plans to rewrite it, but first there will be several short stories about Freddy Fazbear's Pizza to set the stage, so that the next go round I can have less exposition.

I don't think anyone was reading this in the first place, but, well, here's some closure if you were. Look for more FNAFfics coming soon!

LOL, where to start? There's, like, sooo much to tell. Okay, let's see... well, while walking around Canterlot one night wearing this totes adorbs bear costume (LOL, long story) I stumbled into this place called Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. All the furry robots there, like, totally love me! They're especially happy I brought my own costume, for some reason... like, apparently that's a problem or something. Dunno.
Anyway, they've accepted me as one of their own! Like, how cool is that? We do all kinds of stuff together: fun stuff like baking cupcakes, and hard stuff like replacing the carpets- they keep getting stained and stuff. Oh, and we tease the security guard, who's, like, a total meanie.
It's not all fun and games, though. See, there's one little detail... my mom was investigating a case before she died. A case in that very restaurant. See, like, a decade or something ago, five kids just, like, vanished. One of them was even a student of Princess Celestia herself! I, like, totally want to get to the bottom of it and stuff. I think. I mean, what could go wrong, amiright? When has the truth hurt anypony?

Now with a character list.