it's getting hawt in here, bby
The greatest love story of all time, using letters as a means to have intimate love making.
Spike was wondering how Princess Ember was doing. He sighed and leaned into a small table. Twilight was out of town on something and now he had the entire castle to himself. He did the usual things. Like masturbating in the kitchen and sliding across the castle floors on his scales. And occasionally brushing his anus with Twilight's toothbrush, but he kept that to a minimum. It was another slow day and waiting on Princess Ember’s letter was all he could do.
He tapped his claws on the mahogany wooden desk in a small beat. Spike glanced outside to see dark storm clouds and heavy rain. The rain’s patter heavily silenced by the castle's gargantuan size. What should he do, write a poem about the rain?
Then with a sapphire colored smoke, a small note appeared. It slowly floated down to the little green dragon. Grabbing it, Spike smiled and began to read it.
I just got your letter, Spike. I had to attend to a few things due to Dragon Lord things, but my day has been going well for me. And so, I've been thinking about something.
Spike knew he didn't had anything to do.
Why don’t we take letters to the next level? It’s going to be fun, don’t you think?”
Ever since that Bloodstone Scepter junk, they found each other writing letters everyday to keep in touch. He taught her how to use an essence of pony magic to direct letters to him. After quite some practice and lots of paper, the two sent letters everyday. Constantly.
So, what do you think?
Princess Ember’s letter concluded with her name at the bottom of the letter. Spike gave a nod and began to write out his small note-letter. He was bored. He had nothing to do.
Sounds good. What do you have in mind?
With a puff of his dragon breath, the parchment in his hand disappeared into oblivion. Spike leaned back in his chair and waited. Within moments, another letter came back.
Ever tried to have sex before?
Spike pondered for a moment and remembered awkward “lessons” from Twilight. He shuddered. He then quickly scribbled something down.
Yeah, I have.
Another note popped back.
How about we have sex over letters then?
Spike smiled. That seemed to be fun.
Let’s do it.
Ember gives a small smooch on your cheek, letting her tongue tickle your scales.
Spike lets his long tongue touch your cute cheek.
Ember blushes and moves your lips to yours.
Spike closes his eyes and embraces your kiss.
Ember feels your warm small lips all up against hers.
Spike lets his long tongue play with yours.
Ember lets your tongue wrap around mine. I stare into your eyes.
Spike stares back, feeling your warm tongue all wrapped in mine.
Ember picks you up and brings you to the nearby bed. She opens her mouth and let your tongue unravel.
Spike feels himself getting a boner.
Ember watches your boner rise up. She gives a small smile and winks.
Spike smiles back and gently strokes his juicy kawaii cock.
Ember sugois and wraps her mouth around your juicy kawaii cock.
Spike shudders, feeling your warm mouth pressing against the lengthy member between my legs.
Ember tastes your impressive girth, similar to charred molten lava all the way down my kawaii tight throat.
Spike grabs the back of your head and slowly presses you down as he thrusts forward.
Ember feels every inch of your juicy kawaii cock down her small tight throat. She feels every inch of you shoved down deep.
Spike feels his dick pressed together between your sexy small mouth. He unfs so hard.
Ember unfs back with your dick in my mouth. She moves her head down lower, letting her lips touch your pelvis.
Spike stares down into your eyes and strokes your scales.
Ember smiles through your dick in my mouth and winks. She feels your throbbing hot juicy penis pressing up against the side of her mouth.
Spike slowly pulls out and smacks his dick, covered in your saliva across your face.
Ember smiles and closes her eyes, letting your dick smacking all over my face.
Spike slides his hot rod down your long sexy body, letting your scales stimulate my rock hard cock even more.
Ember strokes the head of your penis and lets you slide all the way between my legs. She bites the bottom of her lips and waits for you to reach her other lips. ;)
Spike puts his dick inside of you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ember has your dick inside of her. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Spike thrusts himself deep inside of your sweet delicious dragon pussy.
Ember feels your long hard juicy kawaii cock up my sweet delicious dragon pussy.
Spike licked his luscious lips. He smiled very widely with a smirk. He began to write a long epic on what he was going to do to Ember’s delicious dragon pussy.
Princess Celestia sat at a desk with warm cup of tea. She blew a gentle blow into the cup before taking a sip. Stacks of papers surrounded her in neat little piles in an organized fashion. The sun princess of Equestria sat in a large room filled with books and other supplies that aided her. A blend of being a library and a study, she did a good amount of work here whilst not busy with her royal duties.
She hummed a small tune and glanced over a few papers. Lifting a quill with her magic, she placed down the teacup back onto its saucer. She dipped her quill in ink and began to write it on brand new parchment. She paused before writing again, using her magic to lift the teacup to her lips.
She took a small sip before a puff of green smoke popped. A small note appeared above her. A letter? A friendship report? Whatever could it be? As it slowly floated down, Princess Celestia used her magic and grasped it. She gently opened it and began to read it.
Her eyes widened. Her teacup fell to the ground and shattered. She quickly crushed the paper and burnt it into crisp. Princess Celestia started to breathe heavily and grabbed a rope. She tied the rope to the high ceiling and then wrapped it around her neck.
Author's Note
every bad sex RP ever
