S.N.C.S. (Short, Nonsensical Crossover Stories)

by Shy Sparkle

A Taco, a Dorito and a Cheeto (Steven Universe)

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A taco, a dorito and a cheeto were discussing.

"Wanna go to Taco Bell?" the taco spoke in Sonata Dusk's voice.

"Nah. Let's eat cheetos!" the cheeto replied in Jasper's voice.

"Mayyyyyyyyybe let's have a bag of Doritos?" the dorito asked in Peridot's voice.

"Tacos!" the taco shouted.

"Cheetos!" the cheeto demanded.

"Doritos!" the dorito growled.

The three threw furious glares at each other.

"Cheetos!" the taco said.

"Doritos!" the cheeto replied.

"Tacos!" the dorito rolled her eyes.

~An eternity later...~

"Doritos!"

"Cheetos!"

"Tacos!"

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