To whomever this may concern (Unedited)
To whomever this may concern,
I'm In a predicament of sorts, I'm stuck. More accurately I'm stuck in a time loop, or as I now understand it a time spiral. But more importantly to the heart of thee issue: Anytime I die I am sent back in time, and at 9:00 at night no matter where I am, or what I do, I die, in whatever horrific, embarrassing or stupid way is readily available.
In case this letter does not convince you (and mostly because I'm bored) There is attachment you have no doubt noticed with transcribed accounts of many of my deaths recorded as well when this all started. (if you are wondering how I compiled such a list given the fact I have been repeating the same day and thus rolling back time, It involves my special talent, time travel magic and a lot of fire.)
Yours truly,
Keen Eye
P.S. If you cannot help me, I hope you are at least amused from the content of my suffering.
