Anon's celestial experience

by simpy_Bagel

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Human, Main 6, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance, Comedy, Other
Length: 1006

Everypony knows Celestia's job is stressful, but did Anon bit off more than he can chew when he steps in for her?

Celestia has had enough, she is been worn down by the none-sense that she is presented with everyday. Anon is not making things a "walk in the sunshine" either. One day she doesn't have the strength to even get up, and now it's Anon's job to be the queen until she's well again. What could possible go wrong, right? Hilarity ensues.

Published 2016-04-22 22:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2016-04-22 22:20:02 UTC

The Burden of Anon.

Celestia's life is stressful and repetitive. If it were possible, she'd have grey hair's. She's has so much to do, so much to worry about, and no time to herself. She wakes up early to raise her Sun, then its off to the Throne room to deal with normal pony visitations.
Oh how she hated it, she could hardly stand to listen to ponies coming in to complain about some non-sensible stuff.

"and so my princess that's why i humbly ask~" the little mares sentence was cut off by Celestia's snores.

"huh, what, yeah sure, do what you like" yawned Celestia as she fixed her posture to a more royal pose.

To be completely honest with herself, she just wanted her to leave. It was her last visitation she Celestia couldn't careless. Besides it was getting late, and that when things get, well, difficult.

"Anon!?" Yelled Celestia in a confused manner. She had no idea where he was off to, it was a big castle with lots of places to hide. This, Frankly, was quite scary to her.

"I swear to me if you scare me again, i'm kicking you out!"

Right after she said that, she swore she heard a creak behind her, which scared her and made her scream like a little filly. She ran as fast as she could into her room and shut the door. The feeling of being safeness fooled the foolish pony. As soon as she sat down for a second and started to get comfortable, Anon jumped out from under the bed and unto her back. Which effectively scared her to tears.

"Aw, come on Celestia, i didn't scare you that bad did I?" said Anon as he continues to relax on her back.

"I-I hate you! Why do you insist on doing this everyday!" said Celestia in tears.

"Oh come on you know I bored, and I have nothing better to do!" said Anon as he got off Celestia, and started walking toward the door.

"Wait, where are you off to now?" asked Celestia, as she composed herself.

"I don't know, I figured i'd go fuck with princess~"

"Language!" said Celestia, cutting off Anon.

"Whatever! I figured i would go /mess/ with princess moon butt, since she is better sport with this kind of stuff."

"You best watch yourself Anon, Luna is not to be messed with. And /I/ certainly wont stop her."

"Ok bye sun butt"

She hated the nicknames Anon put on people, so degrading. Although she did find her sister's reaction to such comments very amusing. It was true, Anon was a burden. He eats to much food, and food that must be obtained from across Equestria. He sleeps all day, and when he's not eating or sleeping, he's messing with ponies! Namely my sister and I. Cadence was lucky that she didn't live in Canterlot anymore. She has visited before, and boy did she regret that. Her husband joined arms with Anon and turned the castle into a mad house.

She couldn't do this anymore, she couldn't put up with the stress. She puts in so much effort and gets little to nothing out of it. And Anon thinks these little games are cute, but in retrospect he is driving her mad.

"i just need some sleep, maybe a day or 12 of rest." Thought Celestia to herself.

She starts the progress of getting ready for bed. She lies down and starts getting comfortable, but then she starts to her arguing in the other room, she could just barely make out what was being said.

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Anon's perspective.

"Oh man this is going to be so good" Thought anon to himself, as he continues to fiddle with Luna's Xbox.

But just then he heard muffled talking and footsteps approaching, so he dove under her bed in fear.

"Guards, let no pony in, thy must attend to "Royal business." said Luna as she closes the door to her chamber and goes to sit down in front of her TV and xbox.
She turns it on and puts in her favorite game, but she noticed some fingerprint smudges. She choose to ignore them as she puts the disc in and after it load she sees that her account was erased and a new one was in place by the name of " Princess Moon-Cheeks."

She just looked at the TV with wide eyes for a moment as she took a deep breath and---

"ANON, WHERE ART THOU"

"THERE IS NO POINT IN HIDING, I CAN FEEL YOUR ENGERY." with that being said she turns around and uses her magic pull the pathetic little human from under that bed."

"NO PLEASE LET ME GO, it wasn't me I swear!"

"SILENTS HUMAN, YOU HAVE PULLED YOUR LAST JOKE ON ME, NOW, YOU WILL BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR CRIMES!"

Shes puts him down and begins to summon all of her magical strength together, Anon took this time to run, run as fast as he could down the hallways with one destination in mind.

"Celestia has to help me now!" Anon thought to himself. Only to find the door locked with guards tell him that she isn't accepting anyone in at the time.

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Celestia's prescriptive
"No wait please, you have to let me, she'll kill me!" said Anon banging on the door.

"No! Face your punishment Anon, you deserve this!" yelled Celestia in response.

"I'll do anythin~" The sentence was cut off my Luna tackling Anon with her full force and speed. All Celestia could her know was silence as her cast a silence spell and tried to fall asleep.

"I'm tired of this stressful life..."

Author's Note

What's up!?
This is one of my first stories, I had this story idea and im very eager to make this a successful story! All /constructive/ (that's the keyword, no negative) feedback is greatly appreciated!
I want to try to make a new chapter everyday and see where this goes!
Thanks guys!
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