Equestria the dimensional crisis

" your sure that this is a good idea sister"

"Luna we have to use every advantage we have in this situation"

"BUT HIM!!!"

" yes even him sister" celestia groans in annoyance, she than took out a horn of gold covered in jewels.

Sighing "fine but don't pretend I didn't oppose this"

Celestia then blowed the horn which then released a powerful shock wave through out the sky. The two sisters then stared at the night sky waiting for someone or something.

4 hours... later Celestia and Luna are looking very tired till Luna says "so is the bucker showing up or" then an explosion happened in the throne room sending the four sisters flying across the hall. Then a drunken tall white alicorn shows up through the massive hole in the throne room. "So haven't seen you four in awhile"

"Their is only two of us?" Luna said.

Staring* "... so it seems... anyway what do you two free loaders want anyway"

"Free loaders? your are the one to talk." said both sisters.

"Well at least I'm not worshipped for it moon and Sun butt, anyway what's your reasoning for calling me at this hour ".

"Bob we called you four hours ago what took you took you so long" said celestia. Bob replied with after taking several shots in the span of 15 seconds "ough it didn't I had been the hole time" Bob said in drunken slang.

"Care to repeat that idiot." celestia said.

" If been here the whole time Sun butt." Bob replied.

"WHAT!!!" yeld both sisters.

"Yeah I was just waiting for one of you to ask, I wanted make my entrance interesting" Bob said.

"And you wonder why we don't invite you to parties at all." celestia said with Luna nodding.

"Fair point, but in all seriousness what do you five want from me?".

"Two..." Luna said.

"I dont care .".

"You must of heard of the crisis by now right?" Said celestia.

"Oh tell me about it the alcohol prices are through the roof now".

"NOT THAT YOU MOR- couches* the one with portals from alternative timelines causing disorder more and each passing day" Luna said.

Bob being completely confused by that statement said "..... come again."

Several hours of explaining the situation later.

"So basically every bad out come that could of happened in equestria is starting to run rampant" said Bob.

"Yes."

"And you want me to help you some how? Don't you have other ponies that solve your problems for you anyway?".

"As we said twilight and her friends disappeared as well as discord.".

"Well it's your kingdom why don't you protect it.".

"We have been protecting it fairly well in this situation till now, when the frequency of the portals increased. We need to get to the bottom of this through a dangerous quest and you seem like the only one available for the job, unfortunately ." said Celestia with Luna nodding in agreement.

"Alright were do I start."

"You'll head to were the portal activity is most active with one of our most skilled guards men and ummm

an important prince as well as with other friends you meet on the way that can help you.".

"What do I get in return.".

"The gratitude of equestria."

"...and?"

"WHY YOU SELFISH LITTLE!!! Uhh fine a 20 year never ending supply of alcoholic cider from sweet Apple acres.".

"Deal.".

Great now inform of price blue blood will come shortly"

"Wait what?!?!?!" Bob gasped in shock when hearing that name.

"Something wrong." Luna Said.

"Yeah you guys dropping that snob on me to take care of on A DANGEROUS BUCKING ADVENTURE.".

"I thought having a major prince would help your cause" Luna said.

"Do you even know the guy" Bob said annoyed.

"No."

"How do you not know him." Bob said.

Luna then gave a nod to the moon.

"Ooohh forgot about that.".

"Any way we need you to bring him along to get him out of the palace and to finally grow up" Celestia said.

"You want me of all people to help someone grow up?".

"Sadly I have to agree with him on that" celestia than gave Luna an annoyed look and then proceeded to explain "I fear our time of ruling in this crisis is in danger and we may need other ponies that can help lead.".

"Well looks like some is trying to act wise and crap, But why put him with  me on this quest dangerous." Bob asked.

"Dangerous quest……" chimed in Luna.

"Bite me."

"Well through out all my years that I lived, I have found that adventures bring out the best in ponies and shows there potential that they didn't even know they had." celestia replied.

After thinking for a bit he said"I guess you are kind of ri... riggg...rrriggh".

"Right" Luna said.

"Yeah that's the word, thanks moon butt" Luna groaned at his pet name for her.

"Well you should begin to get what you need for this quest." said Celestia.

Bob looked to his flask "But I already do".