How he started out

So. You're wondering about how I became overpowered. You're probably not, but you clicked on this story, so you'll get to know my not-so-long kept secret of success. It all started at around age 7. I was very happy around that time. I had good friends and lots of them. I did well in school and was pretty popular. I lived in a large  house on top of a mountain, with a large pool in the backyard that would strike envy and jealousy into the hearts of a majority of people. Sadly, it did.

When people got jealous, they spread rumors. those rumors got worse and worse. My friends didn't like me anymore, and my popularity was nonexistent. All the while, the economic crash around 2009 was happening, which cause us to lose our house and become unemployed. we moved into a small house then, that struck not a single bit of envy into anyone. I hated it. Small and very possibly haunted. Thats a more personal story. If you want stories such as that, check out BlastphamousHD. (your welcome Blast).

But after a while, we recovered and moved into a bigger house. It was on a golf course, so on occasion, we would go find golf balls in our bank at the front of our house. It was great. Then, my parents got divorced. That was the worst. This is where i get OP. I started praying to God every night. For him to help me recover. About 101 prayers later. a bright light filled my room. And I saw a beautiful angel in front of me. She told me I would be okay, and to prove that, i was given 3 wishes. Now this sounds like a genie, but i promise it wasn't. The first thing I Wanted was infinite knowledge. Great wish. It was granted. Next was infinite wisdom. Another great one. I sound like Solomon now. I wanted one more thing. Infinite clean power to summon anything i wanted and do anything I wanted, except biblical things.

The angel granted me those wishes and departed from me. I was left  with infinite knowledge, wisdom, and pure power. Thats when i decided i would help mankind and other kinds with every problem imaginable. From math homework to peace talks between nations.

Anyways, that is  my story, so now I don't sound like an asshole made of infinite power. Hope you enjoyed!