The Defective Blue Model

Immense pain shot through the back of my head as I landed on something that was soft and squishy on one part. The other part my head probably made a dent in, was as hard a stone. My first action was to shoot forward and grab my head from the pain. When I did this, I ended up hitting something else. Good news was that it was soft, bad news was that if was some chicks over sized breast. Her furry breast. I barely registered that since my head felt like a rocket slammed into it and was a dud. Next thing to happen without realizing it was that I got blasted into a wall, hard. I may have coughed up some blood while I was hunched over. Hard to say when you're trying to figure out what happened.

"Private Armor, what do you think you are doing?" Came a voice that sounded like my mom when I broke my arm.

"P-Princess, I was trying to protect you from that thing." I could practically feel the practiced salute this guy was most likely giving.

"Somepony bring a healer here immediately." I was too busy trying to make sure my everything was still where they were anywhere other than the floor. "Don't worry, I'll get you help soon, just hold on." This time she (I'm guessing by the voice) was closer, trying to keep me calm. This is how I responded.

"Ooooh." It wasn't a kill me already type of pain. No, this was a either get me a bucket or get back.

"Shh, it's okay. You're going to be okay." She said in a soothing voice, rubbing my back and easing the urge to throw my intestines all over her.

I started looking up to see who my new 'friend' was. Imagine my surprise when I see two mountains staring me in the face. They were connected to something I was familiar with. An anthro princess Celestia. Guess that was shiny boy she was talking to. Wait, Shining Armor just blasted me with magic and it hurt. Ah crap.

Celestia's eyes widened when she saw my face, it was only for a second, but I saw it! I think. "You're not a pony." I just barely managed to groan out my own observation.

"And you're not human."

"Hoo-min?"

"Please don't say it like that." I could already feel my eyebrow twitching. She was about to respond when the doctor came into the room at that moment.

"I'm here princess, who's hurt?" The doc sounded like a mare. I'm not really sure what happened next since my eye's started to drop. Whatever they were saying was nothing more than mumbles at this point.

"Okay let's see what the hell is going on." I was currently in a dream, or a coma, hard to tell when you can't ask. The most recent events started playing out in front of me. Before you ask, I'm a very lucid dreamer. I just can change the dream at all.

I had gone to my first con simply because my little brother decided to drag me to it. We went from booth to stand to whatever. He eventually found some guy dressed as the merchant from Resident Evil. My brother just glared at the man, simply because he hates the game. I was more interested in what he was selling. Truth be told I knew of a few stories online that started with him as the reason why someone ended up in a MLP:FIM universe with whatever they bought from the guy.

Before you go jumping to conclusions, I only watched the show since I had nothing better to do. I am not a brony. I'm more a fan of the reviewers and the fan-fiction writers than the actual show. Way more entertaining in my opinion.

I was looking through was the cloaked man had to offer, and saw some stuff I wouldn't mind having. Yang's ember celica, a power ranger morpher, some other random stuff from my childhood. Then I found something that I wanted badly. An Omnitrix, a blue one at that. I wanted it since I always found the idea of leading a secret life fighting of the bad guys interesting. I had asked how much it was and the merchant said ten. I expected a thousand to come after that, but it never did. I figured if it was only worth ten bucks, then it must have been a piece of junk. But it wasn't like I was going to wear it outside or pretend it was the real thing. It was more a memento as far as I cared.

I paid the guy. Reached out for it and, of course, it jumped to my left arm. Next thing I know I'm falling into the lap of a princess. Then headbutt her giant mounds. Great times. It's at that point that everything stops, indicating that everything that happened next isn't going to be remembered when I wake up.

"So I just became a displaced, with an omnitrix. This is going to be fun."

I steer awake and open my eyes, and in typical hospital fashion, the white walls and bright lights hurt my eyes. I guess it doesn't matter where you go, hospitals are filled with sadistic jerks. I start looking around to see if I can find anyone else. The only thing I found was some magic versions of medical equipment. The heart monitor was just a crystal the pulsed with light. I just turned my head to the door and wait for whoever is going to walk in. In order I'm thinking Celestia, pinkie, twilight. Celestia first since I have no idea where in the timeline I am. As well as the fact that it was the princess that I landed on.

The door opens and in walks Celestia, knew it. She is currently in a sundress, standing about 9 ft tall. Large wings on her back and a long horn sticking out of her head. I'm almost six feet tall. So she's a giant anthro pony princess, good to know. Her chest size, my head with room to spare. She has her caring smile on, but her eyes show bits of confused and concerned.

"Good to see you're awake. I am princess Celestia, may I know who you are?" Well now I don't have to explain how I know her name. No idea how she'll react to her just being a show for little girls.

"... I'm Alex." Can't seem to remember my last name, or middle. At least I get to keep MY name.

"Alex? Well Alex I have some bad news for you." Saw this coming, The whole we can't send you... Wait, I never said anything. So what could the bad news be about?

"The magic used to heal you had some unexpected effects." She then started to explain in a very scientific way. Now I know where Twilight gets it.

"Um, could you explain it in a way that doesn't require a college degree?" If you thinks twilight's bad, then celestia makes her sound like a cave-mare.

"Oh, yes, sorry about that. The short of it is that you've become younger than you were when you arrived."

I look down and see I'm about ten years old. I can feel my eye twitching again. With the thoughts running through my head and the omnitrix on my arm. Begin the panic attack and end with the deconstruction of Canterlot. Maybe I can concentrate it to just the stuck up nobles

Celestia must have sense my freak out, because the next thing I knew I was wrapped up in both her arms and her giant feather dusters. "Shh, shh, it's okay."

"N-no it's n-not." I was so much crying as I was hyperventilating. Screw the paper bag someone get me a... whatever's better than a paper bag.

"It's okay, I got you. Let it out." She, I don't know, cooed to me? I could feel her hand rubbing my head, but it felt, no wait, that's her muzzle. We were like that for at least an hour. Considering I normally last for most of the day when I panic, that says a lot about her.

Once I had calmed down enough I asked if she could leave me alone for a while. She hesitated at first, but left anyway, saying something about checking in on a student. I just sat there and start to count down with my fingers. Once I hit zero, the door cracked open enough for me to see Celestia peering in. The crack she made would have been enough to see half my face, or all of it since I was now ten. After I was sure she was gone, I started fiddling with my omnitrix, Hopefully I can turn myself back.

Knock knock

"Come in." I said weakly. I had been messing with the watch, but nothing happened, at all. The normal green/red light was just black, like some kind of hibernation mode for the thing.

The door opens and in walks the princes, with a few ponies behind her. I could already tell who they were just from looking at two of them.

"Alex I would like for you to meet the Sparkle family." There were four ponies in total, all unicorns, and you know this stuff. Velvet and

Night Light seemed concerned. Shiny boy was glaring at me. Twilight was peering out from behind the princess's legs, she had a look of confusion on her.

"Hey." It was half hearted, but I wasn't feeling all there anyways. Next thing I know, Twilight is pulling a Pinkie. She's in my face and speaking at an incredible speed. Twilight gets picked up in Celestia magic and slightly scolded for her actions. I just stayed in my emotionally dead state.

"So what am I supposed to do now?" I was more asking myself than others. I figured either Celestia had something in mind and brought the Sparkles with her for that reason, or she was going to have Shining apologize and Twilight wanted to come with. I already knew I wasn't going to live with them, I decided that for myself. Little is known about Twilight's parents, Shining seems to hate me, and Twilight would try experimenting on me if I wasn't careful.

"I was thinking that you could stay here in the castle and learn with Twilight as a student of mine."

"...Sure, why not."Didn't think it was going to be this once. Hopefully she won't expect me to start calling her 'mom.'

So now I'm stuck in anthro Equestria, with a useless omnitrix ripoff, going to deal with a filly Twilight, and having Celestia watch over me.

I'm screwed.