The Morality Act

It was a hot summer day in Equestria as the burning ball of pure light and fire beat down hard on the pony citizens as they looked for ways to stay cool. They attacked ice cream stands, smuggled ice cubes into their clothes, and spend the evening sleeping inside refrigerators. Even the sun goddess Celestia herself wasn't safe from it's burning hot rays.

"Dear myself, I had never planned it to be this hot. This is downright torture." She sighed as she used her magic to levitate five fans in front of her in an attempt to cool down.

That was when she realized that it was much too hot to be wearing her favorite silk dress and decided to take it off. Starting with the buttons first she unbuttoned the first one with pop and the rest followed revealing her godly E-cup sized breasts being tucked inside a yellow bikini top before sliding the elegant dress down to her knees exposing her toned stomach and must sought after queen sized behind being trapped inside a small triangle bikini bottom before using her magic to levitate and neatly fold her dress placing it at the foot of her throne.

"Much better." She sighed with great relief as the cool breeze from the open windows flowed inside.

Suddenly there was a flash of green fire appearing in front of her face, it was a series of paperwork from Princess Twilight that needed her signature.

"More paperwork? Oh bother. *sigh* I suppose this won't take too long."

Celestia sat back down on her throne with a ink pen already in hand, she began sighing each document without actually looking at the contents. Knowing Twilight it was probably nothing too major that it would require her direct attention at this moment and would most likely a simple event to benefit the community like always. As she continued repeatedly signing her name on each speech long document she found harder and harder to concentrate...it was much too quiet in the throne room.

"How about a little music to bring up my mood." She said using her magic to make a stereo and remote appear in the middle of the throne room.

Clicking on the remote the stereo instantly played plain classical music, Celestia listened for a mere moment before groaning in disgust. Clicking the remote again the radio station shifted to jazz.

"I had enough of jazz."

Click. Country. Click. Gospel. Click. Reggae. Click. Soul.

"Is there nothing on today?" She groaned as she clicked the remote once more.

Finally the radio station surf stopped on a hip-hop station and it was playing the one song the sun princess could not resist: Shake it, Bake it, Booty Quake it (That's Right)! Fifteen seconds into the song Celestia started taping her hoof to the erotic base of the beat and before long she shot up from her throne and started dancing shaking her legendary large soft plot left and right, up and down, in small circles and large circles.

"Those fanfic writers were right! I AM the queen of twerking!" Celestia laughed as she leap onto one of the marble columns and swung around it like it was a stripper pole before sliding down to the ground doing a perfect split....only to hear a familiar "ahem."

Celestia opened her eyes to see her little sister Luna wearing her track and field attire proof she just got back from running the Canterlot marathon now standing in the throne room doorway, with a very unamused expression on her face as she was crossing her arms.

"What....do you....think...you are doing...dear sister?" She asked staring daggers at Celestia.

"Umm, just a bit of dancing to um, pass the time is all." Celestia said giving her the best squeak of a smile she could muster up.

"Dancing? Dancing!?! That...is not...dancing! What you just did was what I would call the most indecent, undignified, and unladylike thing a princess of your status and your legacy could do!"

"Oh relax dear sister, what harm could such dancing do?"

"What harm? What if it wasn't just me walking in? I could've been Twilight, the other elements, a royal guard, Shining Armor, Cadence, or even a foreign representative! If anypony saw you doing such repulsive dancing they could start questioning your authority and before you know it a revolt could start."

Celestia sighed aloud.

"Luna, get with the times. Nopony dances like the way we used to back in the ol' days."

Luna looked at her sister dealing a bit dumbfounded.

"I don't quite understand."

"I mean this generation, our subjects actually are the ones who discovered such dancing. In fact they do it so often every chance they can get."

"But-But it's so....erotic and uncomfortable to watch."

"It can be a bit difficult to understand at first but you get used to seeing it, I have. And I'm sure you can too."

"No, I absolutely refuse. This is not the Equestria I know."

"No it's not. That's why you must keep up with the times."

"Does Princess Twilight approve? Princess Cadence? Shining Armor?"

"All have decided to let them do what they please, we cannot completely control EVERTHING they do."

"You won't...but I can."

"What do you mean? Luna? Luna!"

Luna left the throne room with her sister tailing closely behind, later that very same day the lunar princess written out a five page speech long document which she named the Morality act stating that from now on any and all erotic acts and\or behavior will be considered highly against the law and that it would put into effect immediately.

-Night 11:30

Two weeks after the bill was passed a group of young stallions sneaked into out from their homes and hid in the deepest part of the Everfree forest where nopony could see them.

"You guys ready?"

"Hell yea, hurry up before somepony comes."

"Keep yelling and somepony will numbskull."

"Right sorry, just been so long you know?"

"We know, and that's why we're here. Okay, let's do this."

Each stallion pulled out from their bags a series of sex mare magazines and placed them into a pile, the stallions quickly snatched up magazine after magazine like they were money and started flipping through the pages drooling at the erotic images.

"Dear Celestia, would you look at the tits on this stunning mare!"

"Forgot her, look at this one! This one must sure like cakes, look at that plot! It looks so soft and plush!"

"What I kill to bury my face between these knockers and just motorboat until I suffocate!"

The stallion's excitement echoed through the woods without them realizing it being lost in their daydreams when suddenly one of them was yanked into a nearby bush, then another behind a tree.

"They're here!"

"Crapapples!"

"Quick! Get the magazines! We'll hid them!"

The stallions started gathering the dirty smut magazines, one reached out for a magazine of a mare pouring milk onto her breasts when a purple metal boot stomped onto it. Slowly looking up the young stallion was met with a glaring look of a royal lunar guard who grabbed him placing his hands and wings in handcuffs.

"Get the rest of them!" The guard hollered.

Immediately an entire army of guards erupted from the trees and bushes surrounding the last few stallions pinning them to the ground and handcuffing them. Luna herself then walked into view approaching the handcuffed stallions until she stepped onto a magazine, picking it up she was greeted by an erotic image of a mare pointing her exposed plot towards the viewer, Luna's eyes glowed with rage and the magazine bust into blue flames.

"Such indecency...shall be punished. One week in the Canterlot dungeon, at once!"

The stallions were escorted out the forest leaving Luna by herself with the pile of smut, her eyes glowed again and the piles erupted into a blue inferno.

"I will make Equestria pure again either willingly, or by force."