The Morality Act

"Dear sister, how goes the preparations for the summer celebration ceremony?" Luna asked as she entered the main ballroom wearing an elegant silk blue dress.

"Aw Luna, perfect timing. Our royal cooks had just finished preparing the food. Isn't that right Chef Finale'?"

"Oi Madame, my team of trained chefs and I have finished the menu's appetizers, main courses, and desserts."

"Ooooh. May we have a preview of the dessert choices?"

"But of course Princess Celestia, I would be insulted if you didn't."

"Oh we wouldn't want that."

With a clap of the Chef' s hands the team of cooks flooded the ballroom with carts of exotic looking custom made desserts such as cinnamon twists, Dutch cream pies, bowls of cool whip, fresh jell-o sculpted to look like the sun, and for the princess herself a triple layered banana cream strawberry tower cake. Celestia's eyes grew wide at the majesty of such a work of art, the way the light gleamed off the frosting as banana slices were placed in the top of the cake in the shape of the sun as the strawberries perfectly lined the edges of the cake and finally a pony figurine on the very top.

"Magnificent! Absolutely perfect! Chef Finale' you outdid yourself."

"Why thank you. Princess Luna, how about you. Do you like?"

"Hm? Oh, it is a beautiful cake. I just hope it doesn't go straight into sister's ever growing monstrosity of a behind."

Celestia ignored her sister and was focusing on the cake, like a little filly she reached out and collected a sample of the frosting and licked it from between her fingers. Luna stared in disbelief at what she witnessing, how Celestia was moaning in pleasure licking the white substance from her fingers and palm greatly resembled-

"Sister stop!" Luna yelled in an embarrassing blushing rage using her magic she levitated the sinful cake and tossed it out the window.

"My cake!" Celestia and Chef Finale' screamed in unison.

"My apologies dear chef and sister, but that cake imposed a rather...improper way of thinking."

"Luna." Celestia began but stopped once she heard the sound of the stallion whimpering.

"My cake, I spent forty-eight whole hours on it. Now it's gone. No, I will see this as an opportunity. Thank you princess, now I can push myself to do even better!"

"You're very welcome, now if you will excuse me I have to go."

"And where do you think you're going?" Celestia asked.

"To PonyVille to discuss with the young ones about such things of indecency thus bring us a step closer to the Equestria I once knew."

"Oh, well in that case bring a royal guard with you."

"Whatever for?"

"You never know what could happen along the way there, Twilight mentioned it herself in her five page speech about safety during
traveling."

Luna rolled her eyes and sighed.

"If thou sayest so. Hmmm, you there! What is your name?"

She pointed at a nearby royal guard who was standing near the ballroom entrance. He was a tall muscular pegasus stallion with a silverish white mane and a deep blue coat.

"Bravery Horn my princess." the guard said saluting.

"At ease Bravery Horn, I request that you accompany me on an errand in PonyVille. Is that understood?"

"Crystal clear Princess Luna."

"Very good, we take our leave at once."

That afternoon Luna and Bravery Horn was walking a long the lively streets of Ponyville on their way to the schoolhouse where the colts and fillies were waiting anxiously for her, upon entering the classroom they jumped for joy for the princess of the night. Immediately she began her lecture about morality and if they see anything undignified or even downright unfit to the public that they should alert authorities at once. While she was finishing up Bravery Horn noticed something buzzing around his ear, taking a look revealed it being some sort of insect. Taking an empty jar like cup from the children's snack table he caught the bug allowing him to get an even close at it, it looked a lot like a large mosquito except it was pink and the lower half of it's body greatly resembled a valentine day heart. It was flying around frantically inside the clear jar desperately trying to escape.

"What a strange insect. Hmm."

He finally decided to let the insect go through a nearby open window, outside the cutie mark crusaders were playing a fun game of jump rope when the bug flew closer to Applebloom and bit her directly on her neck.

"Ow! What in tarnation?"

Applebloom's loss of focus made Scootaloo get tangled up in the rope causing her to fall to the ground.

"Scootaloo! You okay?" Sweetie bell asked helping her friend back up.
"Yeah, I'm fine. Applebloom what happened?"
"I think I just got bit by something, and whatever it was it's making me feel a bit woozy all of a sudden."
"Uh-Oh, I'd sit down if I were you."
"Good idea."

Sweetie bell and Scootaloo helped their friend walk over to a tree where she could get out of the sun, Sweetie bell placed her palm over the farm filly's forehead.

"Celestia! She's burning up, we better get her to the hospital and soon."

Later that afternoon Luna and Bravery was getting ready to head back to Canterlot when the moon princess noticed a shady looking stallion reading a newspaper on a bench far away from the busy crowd who looked up for a moment and immediately looked back down and began sweating as if he was hiding something, she glared in his direction.

"Excuse me fine sir, I don't suppose you care to show me what you are reading?"

"Er um j-just the evening paper is all your majesty."

"Is that so? Would you mind if I took a quick read? I haven't been able to catch up on things recently."

"Uhhh, I would...but-"

"But what? Is it what you are reading suitable and appropriate? Or is it something indecent!?! Guard! Confiscate that article."

Bravery ripped the newspaper from his hands, a small novel containing various forms of smut fell from the newspaper.

"Aha! I knew it! Arrest him at once!" Luna ordered.

"You'll never take me alive!" the stallion said before breaking into a fast paced run pushing Bravery to the side who immediately gave chase to the rule breaker.

Bravery Horn and Luna quickly gave chase to the stallion as he ran past civilian ponies and jumped over food vending carts, the chase soon led to a small ravine just a few feet from the entrance of the Everfree forest where Bravery jumped down and tackled the stallion to the ground inches from the stream was now in the process of handcuffing him.

"I got him Princess Luna!"

The Princess of the night soon ran up to the edge of the ravine.

"Good work, now we can send him to the d-"

Luna's sentence was cut short she felt something bite her on her royal neck causing her to became severely dizzy and lean over the edge before she began to fall.

"Princess Luna!" The guard cried out as a quickly stood up and extending his arms to catch her.

He successfully did so causing them both to fall to the ground allowing the law breaking stallion to slip away free hopping over the small stream of water and climbing up the edge of the ravine disappearing inside the Everfree forest.

"We lost him." Bravery Horn sighed knowing the princess would no doubt be furious with him.

Except she wasn't exactly awake yet, she was still laying on top of him with her face pressed up against his metal breastplate.

"Umm *ahem* Pr-Princess Luna?"

The lunar princess suddenly snapped her eyes open, they were strangely pulsing with valentine's day hearts as she stared deep into Bravery's eyes before snapping back to normal.

"Ugh, what-what just happened?"

"You blacked out on top of the cliff and I caught you, um *ahem* your majesty."

"Oh, is that so? Then I take it that our mark has got away?" she asked getting back up.

"Unfortunately I'm afraid." he said standing back up as well.

"No, it is not your fault. It's mine."

"Yours?"

"Yes, mine. For trusting a task to serious for one guard to handle."

"Pardon me Princess but, say what now? Are you saying that I couldn't handle one criminal stallion?"

"I'm not saying that."

"Umm yeah, pretty sure you just did."

"Let's just return to the castle."

Luna said before she turned to head back to PonyVille.

"One criminal? Are you serious?" Bravery muttered to himself as it followed behind her.

The two caught the first train heading back to Canterlot where Bravery was sent back to doing hallway patrol. Walking back and forth, back and forth, back and-you know this gets tiring just talking about it. Looking around and seeing the coast was clear Bravery sat himself down on the floor in front of the armory and pulled out a small novel for him to read (it's not a smut novel mind you, just a normal everyday adventure sto-it's Daring Do okay?) when suddenly Princess Luna herself poked her head out from behind the door.

"Ahem."

Bravery jumped up at the sudden familiar voice and saluted towards her.

"At ease royal guard."

"Forgive me princess but, why are you hanging around in the armory?"

"Inventory check of course."

"Ah yes, of course."

"Bravery?"

"Yes?"

"I...need your assistance with something."

"Me? But I thought I couldn't handle such tasks."

"Complex ones maybe, but this is very simple."

Bravery rolled his eyes.

"What is it?"

"Come in here for a moment."

In all fair honesty it was rather uncharted territory for a such a loyal guard to be in such close dark proximity with a princess.

"Umm, what is it that you need my assistance in here exactly? Princess Luna?"

He turned around just in time to see the lunar princess finish undressing the top of her dress exposing her large double DD melons she called breasts while being exposed to the air made her nipples as hard as rocks, Bravery's jaw dropped. She slowly motioned closer to him.

"PR-PRINCESS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!"

She silenced him by planting her lips onto his, her tongue flattening his as she explore his entire mouth before he forcefully broke away and began breathing heavily at the sudden surprise.

"What are you doing!?!" He asked again this time a bit quitter only to have her breasts pressed up against his face.

"Please, touch me." She said breathing in and out heavily.

"Say what now?!?!"

That was when he noticed Luna's eyes were pulsating hearts again as well as a cloud of pink pouring from her lips every time she exhaled.

"Braver, you must touch me. It doesn't matter how! Feel me! Grope me! Do whatever just please do it soon!" Luna practically pleaded, she looked like she was in pain.

Without any better ideas Bravery did so, placing his muscular stallion hands on the soft supple skin of Luna's surprisingly impressive bust. His cold hands sent chills down her spine, more of the pink cloud poured past her lips as she breathed more in and exhaled out more before finally snapping back to normal. She quickly covered herself back up and sneered at him.

"Pervert." She hissed at him before turning and exiting the armory leaving Bravery Horn feeling a bit dumbfounded and confused.

"Umm, what in Tartarus just happened?"