(DA1) First There Were None. Then He Arrived

by Davids Archivist
David didn't think they were real. He was wrong. All seemed to be going well until he was accused of stealing a princess' magic! Now he's confined to a room in Canterlot castle. What will happen to him?

David didn't think they were real. He was wrong. All seemed to be going well until he was accused of stealing a princess' magic! Now he's confined to a room in Canterlot castle. What will happen to him?

This first addition to David’s Archives (DA) provides a detailed account of the arrival of the first human in Equestria’s long history, and the subsequent fifteen days. During that time, tensions are high, romance and jealousy blossoms, friends are made and challenges abound. Read as David interacts with our world, one he thought wasn’t even real, and struggles with new relationships, magical maladies and how to get back home. What lay in store for him? Read along and find out!
—David’s Archivist

[ex-long][pre-written][updated-weekly]
[cooking][fashion][HiE][NOT-self-insert]
[companion-material][art][recipes]
[author-RP][pre-S6][mature-later**]
Acts with mature content will be marked with an asterisk *.

Many thanks to The Proofreader Group and the following editors and proofreaders:
v1 of Acts 1-12: JBL, Retirw-Tsitra, roker12, OkemosBrony

Complete
Sex
Human
Romance
Drama
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
TPMPO

288469 words: Estimated 1 day to read
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43 Chapters:

  1. Part 1 - Enter the Human: Act I-A - Where Did I Put My Shoes? (v2) 2016-09-06 23:44:29 UTC
    5394
  2. Act I-B - A Night of Contemplations (new) 2016-09-06 23:44:32 UTC
  3. Act II-A - Just a Friendly Chat (new) 2016-09-06 23:44:36 UTC
    5815
  4. Act II-B - A Warm Night (v2) 2016-09-06 23:44:38 UTC
    4666
  5. Act III-A - Try Not to Spoil Your Breakfast (v2) 2016-09-06 23:44:41 UTC
    7289
  6. Act III-B - Let’s Do Research! (v2) 2016-09-06 23:44:43 UTC
    7489
  7. Act IV-A - This Is No Time to Be Alone (new) 2016-09-06 23:44:46 UTC
    6922
  8. Act IV-B - A Date With Blinders (new) 2016-09-06 23:44:48 UTC
    6911
  9. Act V - The Council Rules (v2) 2016-09-06 23:44:52 UTC
    6773
  10. Part 2 - Relationships: Act VI - Dinner and a Show (v2) 2016-09-06 23:44:54 UTC
    5367
  11. Act VII - Borrowed Time With a Ruler (v2) 2016-09-06 23:44:56 UTC
    4336
  12. Act VIII - Sleep Comes With a Price (v2) 2016-09-06 23:44:58 UTC
    6233
  13. Act IX - A Cherry on Top* 2016-09-13 23:41:29 UTC
    6868
  14. Act X - Twilight Sparkle, Ph.D. 2016-09-13 23:41:36 UTC
    6225
  15. Act XI - Luna Meddles 2016-09-20 23:52:39 UTC
    5633
  16. Act XII - Passion, Fashion* 2016-09-24 00:41:06 UTC
    7268
  17. Part 3 - Complications 1: Act XIII - To Bite Off More Than One Can Chew 2016-09-28 00:09:15 UTC
    8150
  18. Act XIV - Good, Clean Fun* 2016-09-30 23:53:47 UTC
    8582
  19. Act XV - Gettin' Dirty* 2016-10-05 00:54:04 UTC
    5984
  20. Act XVI-A - Close to the Sun 2016-10-08 04:24:30 UTC
    5335
  21. Act XVI-B - Like a Kid Again 2016-10-09 21:44:17 UTC
    5007
  22. Act XVII - Where No Man Has Gone Before* 2016-10-12 00:36:55 UTC
    9209
  23. Act XVIII - Just Following Orders, Ma'am 2016-10-15 00:36:29 UTC
    8305
  24. Part 4 - The Outing: Act XIX - Face the Rainbow 2016-10-19 00:51:24 UTC
    8445
  25. Act XX - So Much Cake 2016-10-22 00:08:07 UTC
    9357
  26. Part 5 - Complications 2: Act XXI - Fight Night 2016-10-26 00:07:38 UTC
    6845
  27. Act XXII - Having Second Thoughts 2016-10-29 01:13:05 UTC
    7670
  28. Act XXIII-A - If at First You Don’t Succeed…* 2016-11-01 00:44:28 UTC
    5727
  29. Act XXIII-B - A Dinner Under the Stars 2016-11-03 03:02:40 UTC
    5165
  30. Act XXIV - A True, True Friend Helps a Friend in Need* 2016-11-05 00:48:43 UTC
    9633
  31. Act XXV - And the Survey Says!… 2016-11-09 01:40:19 UTC
    9105
  32. Act XXVI - …Try, Try Again 2016-11-12 03:19:15 UTC
    7278
  33. Part 6 - Resolutions: Act XXVII - Time Does Not Heal All Wounds 2016-11-16 02:42:50 UTC
    8400
  34. Act XXVIII - The Best of Intentions* 2016-11-19 02:31:09 UTC
    8627
  35. Act XXIX - The Calm Before the Storm 2016-11-23 03:56:01 UTC
    6167
  36. Act XXX - Hat Trick* 2016-11-30 01:45:15 UTC
    16058
  37. Part 7 - The End: Act XXXI - Under the Weather 2016-12-03 02:35:30 UTC
    5494
  38. Act XXXII - Pony Pile 2016-12-06 05:07:44 UTC
    7931
  39. Act XXXIII - Discordance 2016-12-09 03:50:46 UTC
    8313
  40. Act XXXIV-A - An Act of Love 2016-12-15 02:37:16 UTC
    5865
  41. Act XXXIV-B - An Act of Friendship 2016-12-18 19:23:36 UTC
    4519
  42. Act XXXV - The First and Last 2016-12-21 01:45:17 UTC
    3076
  43. Epilogue/Afterword 2016-12-21 01:45:25 UTC
    1033