Trump for King

by Heat Signature

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Human, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Princess Luna, Changelings, Comedy
Length: 1255

Donald Trump is transported to Equestria before he is made President. He still wants to be in charge, so now he is going to lead Equestria.

When a spell goes wrong, the most controversial politician in recent history is taken away from his inauguration, to a world beyond reality. Angered that he lost his chance to lead the people that are with him %100, who are in fact the people, he vows he will lead the beings of this world. And he will do it the only way he knows how...
...Being himself.

(If anyone wants to submit a cover, that would be terrific. and I will pay the legal fees, believe me. No one gets cover art better then me, that I will tell you.)

(April 2019, I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this, but I lost the drive to write fairly quickly. I really don't think I'll ever pick up this story, but I hope to use what is written as something to look back on. I want to one day look back on this story, and hope to have many others to compare it to, see how far I've come.)

Published 2017-01-02 00:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-01-02 00:20:01 UTC

Portals and Walls

Celestia awoke form her restless sleep. She dragged herself out of bed and slowly made her way to the balcony to begin the raising of the sun. The raising of the sun has always been a time of delight for her, even in her sisters absence, it gave her joy to bring warmth and shine to her citizens. This sunrise however, she dread, and could only hope it sets soon.

"Are thou ready dear sister?"

She sighed and turned to her co-ruler and younger sister "Yes Luna. Tell the servants I require assistance preparing for the event."

They both stood in silence for a moment. Neither one was happy with today's upcoming event, even though they knew it was inevitable for months.

"Are thou positive thou wishes to proceed with this, dear sister?" Luna asked "There must be an altern---"

"No." the Sun Goddess stated, cutting off her sister, "There is no other way. Our choices back then and our actions as of late have lead to this. Now, I must face this with my head high and hope my time as ruler meant something to my little ponies."

She retreated from the balcony with her head hung low, closing the balcony curtains behind her, and passed the equally saddened Lunar Goddess. She opened the door to her dressing room turning to Luna.

"Time to start the day...may it be over quickly."

1 Year Before

In a castle at the center of Ponyville, a young alicorn princess is preparing to test a new spell. Months of hard work and research had lead to this moment. If she made even one mistake, then the whole spell could be ruined. No distraction or bothers, this was too important. For this spell could be the key to unlocking universal secrets. She double checked to make sure she locked the door and shut all the windows. This was to important to take any chances. Taking a few deep breaths and checking the book one last time, the young princess was ready to test the spell. She readied her horn and aimed for the open spot on the floor.

BANG! BANG! BANG!

"Twilight! Are you home?!" said a very excited and loud voice. Twilight groaned, having been interrupt from what may have been a ground braking achievement.

"Yes, Pinkie Pie. I'm here", she said, going to the front door to greet her friend.

`"Than open the door and let me in, silly filly." she said "I have got some super, duper news for ya."

Opening the door, Twilight was greeted by a bear-hug from her overjoyed friend.

"Oh my gosh, Twilight! You wont believe what happened at Sugar Cube Corner." She said, still squeezing Twilight in her embrace .

"If...I...could...breathe...I might" She struggled to say. Which Pinkie took as a sign to release her friend.

"What is it now Pinkie? I'm very busy."

"SoIWasDownAtSugarCubeCornerCauseThatsWhereIUsuallySpendMyTimeWhenIAmPlanningPartiesOrFillingOrdersButYouWillNeverGuessWhoCameByLookingForYouAndItWasSuperCrazyCauseIDidn'tExpectToSeeThemTodayItWasPrincessLunaAndSheWasLookingForYouAndIDidn'tKnowWhereYouWereSoIStartedTalkingToHerForHoursThinkingYouWouldAlsoWalkInSupresinglyButYouDidn'tSoSheSaidSheWasTiredAndWentToPonyvilleInAndSaidToTellYouToMeetHerThereLater!" Squeak

"Wha..."

"Princess Luna came by and said to tell you to meet her at Sugar Cube Corner Later. Weren't you listening?"

"Pinkie, why didn't you just bring her with you?" questioned to the lavender princess annoyed.

"Well I wanted to, but she was in a hurry for some reason, which is strange cause she always comes to Ponyville to relax" she emphasized her point, having her body go limp and slide like jell-O from a standing position to lying on her back.

"Thank you Pinkie, I will go see the Princess later, but for now I am busy. I'm trying to enhance this old spell I found in a book that was left on my doorstep a week ago."

"That hasn't worked well for us in the past." she said, more 'matter-of-fact"ly then in her bouncy persona

Twilight noted this, but just brushed it off as Pinkie being Pinkie.Spike, who entered the large empty room, was made write a note to remind her of the meeting she had later. Twilight turned to Pinkie and instructed her to remain behind the barricade of pillows Spike had set up earlier that morning. Twilight checked her book again nervously. She checked it again. One more time. She was ready, but was so nervous. Taking a step back, she steadied her breathing before selecting a spot on the floor where she would try summoning an object she had left on the other side of the castle earlier that day. Capturing a mental image of where she place it, and reassuring herself it was certainly there, she prepared to summon it.
Readying her horn, she winced as she dug deep, mustering all the magic she could to ensure this spell would work. It was more complex then any summoning spell she knew, and wanted to know why it required such effort.

Flash

The room was shrouded in purple smoke, but a black silhouette was seen in the place Twilight was aiming for

"Jeez, that hurt the old back. Whoever did this is so fired..."

Moments earlier in a different reality entirely

A man in a navy blue suit stands at a podium before a large crowd of onlookers, all wearing matching red caps. He clears his throat before speaking into the mics positioned toward him. His eyes brush over the crowd of smiling faces.
"We are gathered as one nation...nay as one people, to see our new leader take those first steps into the White House. After a long campaign, and so much social disorder, we can finally put that in the past as we come together and go into the future, not under a President, but under our elected King. Ladies and Gentlemen...it is my pleasure to introduce...military commander...rebuilder of the Social Divide...our new King...

An orange, blonde, navyblue suit man walks up onto the stage, he smiles at the crowd as he crosses the stage to the man at the podium, waving at the crowd the whole way.

...Donald J. Trump!"

An uproar of cheers and praise shock the earth. Trump shock the man's hand before taking one of the microphones off its little stand, turning to the crowd.

"Its time to make America great again!"

The crowd cheered louder. He smiled and waved as the crowd through roses at his feet.

Flash

The crowd hushed and stared at the spot their King had been standing in a second ago, now replaced by a light fog of purple. Security rushed the stage and other political figures joined, looking around the floor, hoping this was a performance of some kind.

The King was gone...but he was far from finishing his plans.

Author's Note

So this is something I wanted to do.
A short story about Trump I wanted to have up a long time ago, ~~but I guess its better to write this before the president is actually decided.~~
The site wouldn't let me post it for some reason before hand.

Before the comments get flooded with PC, SJWs, or Conservative triggering, I want to state that this story is meant to be humorous and not reflect any actual political views.
next few chapters will contain Trump quotes and impersonation, this doesn't reflect my support or opposition for him, so don't get pissed when you read an feel I am against him.

This is all for humor.

Hope you enjoyed the short beginning and will stick around to see where this goes. If you wanna help me, I could use a person that does a good Donald Trump or a good Pinkie Pie. A new cover photo would be great as well.