The life I was forced to take

by INeedSleep

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Human
Length: 858

I woke up in Equestria, and in the worst place possible to, the throne room. I found myself in a dark corner, and luckily no one noticed just yet.

I'm just your casual, everyday, teenager, I don't know why I'm here though. It started in the middle of school. No one was paying me any attention, as I look normal. My name is john and I'm a 6 foot 17 year old brony, with dirty-blond hair and glasses, my hair is a bit unkempt, and my clothes are just a black T-shirt, over a white long-sleeve shirt, with just some slightly faded blue jeans. My teeth are tinted yellow, and my nose is a bit big, and my eyes, well those are a bit different, they're pink. So back to how I'm here, I was walking down the hall when my friend, who is named Jack, and is 5 foot 4 inches, with dark brown hair, and a face that has a hint of acne, happened to see me walking to my 4th period, so he decided to do a little trick. He tripped me, and when I saw who did it, I grabbed him to bring him down with me, but something unexpected happened, there was a flash of light, then a big boom, and I was knocked out.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-04-25 21:21:41 UTC

Where am I!

I ran into the ally way, hoping that I could lose them, a Pegasus flew up from behind me, standard guard, I grabbed his hooves and used his momentum to fling him at his unicorn, and earth pony teammates, I didn't see what happened as I was too busy running to look back, I continued to run. That is, until I saw the dead end.

"Stop! You Monster!" Shining Armor said, at least I think it was him. I don't know as I can't remember much.

"What did I do?" I yelled back, I was closing in the wall.

The response I got was a magic blast flying by my head, I was at the wall. I turned around slowly so I could look for a way out. The walls were made up of some smooth material, most likely marble, as I was next to the palace. It was dark and slightly damp, with a puddle next to my foot. I was trapped, there was no way out.

PAUSE! First let me tell you how I got here!

It happened in High School. No one was paying me any attention, as I look normal. My name is John and I'm a 6 foot 17 year old brony, with dirty-blond hair and glasses, my hair is a bit unkempt, and my clothes are just a black T-shirt, over a white long-sleeve shirt, with just some slightly faded blue jeans. My teeth are tinted yellow, and my nose is a bit big, and my eyes, well those are a bit different, they're pink. So back to how I'm here, I was walking down the hall when my friend, who is named Jack, and is 5 foot 4 inches, with dark brown hair, and a face that has a hint of acne, happened to see me walking to my 4th period, so he decided to do a little trick. He tripped me, and when I saw who did it, I grabbed him to bring him down with me, but something unexpected happened, there was a flash of light, then a big boom, and I was knocked out.

After a while I woke up, and I was dazed. I looked around to see where I was, I was in a room that seemed vaguely familiar. In the back, sat three thrones, all of which where empty. I decided to get up, I was ore all over, I looked around and saw a door. When I opened it, I saw two Royal Guards, they looked at me with fear in their eyes, and one who was a unicorn, cast some spell. that's when I realized where I was, I was in Equestria! Just not in the right way. So as he finished the spell I bolted.

Now back to the present!

I turned around, and took in my surroundings. I was trapped between two walls, one was brick, and the other, marble, I looked up to see a window, and suddenly, it was covered in a magical barrier. I looked at the guards, and spotted no way out, and saw that the magic aura belonged to Shining Armor himself.

He looked at me and said, "What are you?! And why are you here?!" I looked in his eyes.

"Maybe if you show me proper respect, I might just tell you, however, if you throw me in the dungeon, I will not answer." They all looked at the captain, wondering what he would do in this situation. They were all to stupid to know what to do, so they looked to the captain for the answer. And they got it.

"You will be in the dungeon until the Princesses decide what to do with you." He responded

I looked directly in his eyes, and I could tell my glare unnerved all of the guards. "If that is how you want it, then, I will come peacefully, but you should know, I'm just as confused to you are when it comes to why I'm here." I responded, all the guards visibly relaxed. "Although," I said, "I have one request"

"And what's that?" Shining Armor responded, the guards tensed, and Shining was trying to keep his poker face on, but failed, as I could see the fear in his eyes.

"That I am not fed any flowers, grasses, wheat, or any other thing like that. You should feed me vegetables, fruits, and bread, for a drink, water or milk." I said. I looked at Shining, he looked confused.

"Why is that?" He finally said after a long moment. I glared in his eyes alone, so hard, that it would make almost anything give in. After a couple of seconds he said "Ok, understood."

Looks like I broke him. "Well" I said, "what are we waiting for?" I said as I began to step towards them, they all were scared out of their minds because I even made there captain scared. And with that over, we made our way to the dungeon. Nothing eventful happened on the way there, unless you count ponies staring at me left and right, some even looked terrified.