You hiss softly as your sensitive length slides out of Applejack's stretched pussy. You then lift her up and spread her cheeks to show her friends her leaking pussy, “Who's next?”

The look on your face just reads proud satisfaction as Twilight, Pinkie, Fluttershy, and Rarity all gape at Applejack's leaking, gaping vagina while she quivers in your grip. They begin to exchange silent looks before turning their gaze back onto you and Applejack. They then each raise one hoof high in the air, Twilight and Fluttershy doing so slightly hesitantly.

You open your mouth to tell them to give you about half an hour, but it was at that moment that the royal tailor had decided that you should've been done with the measuring at least. She probably wanted to help sew or just watch or something. She stops in her tracks, sniffs the air a few times, stares at you and Applejack, still staring, why the hell is she still staring, she finally goddamn starts looking around at the other mares with their hooves still in the air, and then she just turns around and walks out again, mumbling, “Why is it always my bucking shop? I'm going home.”

“Uuh. Hmm. Well, then. Rarity?” You catch the attention of the white unicorn, judging by the fact that her ear turns towards you.

“Yes, darling?” She's still looking towards the exit.

“I think we should hurry and get this done before she comes back and kills us all.”

“I think that would indeed be best, darling. But first, you must explain something. Do...Do you need something to fit over your nipples? Like a mare's teat holder?”

“...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF”

“Ooh! Rarity, I think you made him spring a leak!” Pinkie giggles as she plants Applejack's hat back onto the now-sound asleep pony's head.

FINALLY! You got some proper clothes and with minimal bloodshed. As much as you like snazzy suits and ties, you opted for the more practical t-shirt and basketball shorts combo. Easier to slip off, easier to get into, and much more comfortable. Rarity assures you that she will work diligently to make you more clothes in the coming week, but you make sure to tell her that if she tries to make you frilly panties, she won't live to see a day where her fur was not plaid in perpetuity.

You didn't know how you'd do it, but she seemed to think you could, so bonus.

Buuuut, you're still kind of...Wet. And musky. And still in your toga because you have to take Applejack to her room to clean you both up. She wakes up briefly while you're washing her to give you a grateful, fuck-addled smile. You hope she didn't mean what she said about you meeting her brother. Thirty seconds or not, you REALLY don't want a stallion in your bum. That. That is not a thing you want.

You put her to bed and tuck her in with her promising to see you again during lunch tomorrow. You laugh to yourself as you recall the heads you turned as you carried the exhausted farmpony through the halls, smelling of hot sex. The hungry expressions actually made you feel like you're totally not ruining your ancestors' memories by actually going along with this sharing stuff with sapient, adorable horses. To be fair though, those fucks probably fucked actual horses. Creepy ancestors, what have they done for you? You stop as you see a flash of light.

*KRAKA-THOOM*

FUCK, THUNDER AND LIGHTNING! You look up towards heaven to apologize to your obviously wonderful ancestors—OH THAT GAY PRIDE BITCH!...How did she even get a cloud in the castle?...Wait, what?

Rainbow Dash bursts out laughing as she points at you with a hoof and kicks the cloud out the window, “Pfffft, the look on your stupid bucking face that's so bucking stupid! Just be glad I don't want the Princess mad at me for hurting her colttoy or that would've been between your eyes.”

If your glare could kill, this bitch would at least have a nosebleed. What? You're still in your afterglow, so you can't bring yourself to be too mad. Especially since this pony is still an adorable little shithead, “Alright, dyke, what's your damn issue? Just get a tissue, cut an onion, cry me a river, build a bridge, get over it, and then burn the damn bridge!”

Confusion is apparent on her face at your odd name-calling. Why is she a ditch? Then rage overtakes her features as she flies down to press her face against yours, “My issue is that you're weird and you're not good enough for Princess Celestia!”

You go to retort, but a wicked idea overtakes you. Gay Pride wants to fight, she's asking for a fight. Well, you're not going to give her one. Time to Bugs Bunny this bitch. Before she can even react, you grab her cheeks to hold her in place and you plant a big wet kiss on her lips. She squeals in surprise and her eyes look like they're about to pop out of her head. As soon as you let go, she flies back and wipes at her lips, sputtering out, “YOU. I. WHY...STUPID MONKEY!”

You burst out laughing as she zooms out the window. Oh cartoons, you always provide the greatest of assistance in times of need. She'll come around eventually or at least calm the fuck down. If not, you can at least mess with her as much as you can before she leaves.

The situation at the dinner table that night is great, at least for everyone outside of Rainbow Dash and Applejack. Applejack for the sheer fact that she's having dinner in her room at her convenience and Rainbow Dash for the fact that you're not taking her bait. She keeps getting so mad at the fact that you just decided to stop fighting with her and she flies out as fast as she can after you just kept blatantly flirting with her.

Fluttershy seems to have taken it upon herself to help you at least a little bit with reading before Twilight's official lessons, having read out the menu once more for your benefit as she sits beside you this time.

Once the food's delivered, the moment you've been dreading ever since these mares even showed up arrives unexpectedly. Rarity just turns to Princess Celestia and asks the question you hoped noone would think to ask in such a private setting, “So, Princess, darling, how ever did the two of you meet? We're just dying to know!”

You look over to Princess Celestia as she glows with what you can only describe as a shit-eating grin and she motions for any and all staff to exit the room. Why is she...?

“Well, girls, as long as you keep it to yourselves, it's a very fascinating and extraordinarily lewd story...”

Oh god why.

You're still red by the time you and Princess Celestia reach the door to her quarters and she's still laughing under her breath. She did not spare a single detail.

Rarity had congratulated the two of you for such a fortuitous coincidence with a deep blush as she fanned her face with a napkin, though she did claim that she didn't imagine such a scenario had occured between the two of you. Twilight had simply excused herself with a luminous blush on her face and teleported herself and a fainted, tomato-faced Fluttershy back to their room. Pinkie just tittered at the idea of Princess Celestia, the matriarch of a country, being mistaken for a whorse.

Once in her quarters and the door under its standard locking and noise-cancelling spells, before she can say anything, you pull her into a deep kiss. She squeaks in surprise before moaning in approval as she returns it with gusto.

Celestia smiles as you two break apart, “My, my, Master. What brought this on, hmm?”

You blush slightly as you reach around to run your hands through her mane, “Well, I figured before we did...Well, anything. We could talk?” She hums softly with happiness at the unexpected attention and nods before you two head towards the bed.

Before you can protest, her magic takes off your clothes and folds them neatly to place them next to the bed. The look on her face looks like she believes she just did you a favor and, so fine. Not a big deal. Her gold stuff follows suit, being placed neatly next to your clothes.

As soon as you're settled in bed, Celestia climbs on top of you and wriggles down into you with a soft, content sigh, “What did you want to talk about, dear?” She nuzzles her cheek against yours as your hands begin to run through her mane, “Mmm. That's wonderful. Please don't stop.”

You squirm underneath her a little as you begin to go over the thoughts on your mind, most specifically that you feel a little guilty about railing Applejack even after it was said that it was pretty much okay, while it didn't get to you when she said it but you still feel like Rainbow Dash had something when she said that you weren't good enough for Princess Celestia, and a slight concern that it's just sex between the two of you after hearing the story from her perspective.

Celestia lets out a soft “Aww” as she nuzzles you harder before giving you a soft kiss and smiling at you reassuringly, “I'm sorry if you've been a bit overwhelmed about all this, sweetie. I know this all must be very trying for you right now. You have my deepest, most genuine pledge that it is perfectly fine with me if you rut another mare, as long as you come back to me afterwards. My only complaint about your session with Applejack is that I didn't get to watch.”

She wraps her forelegs around you firmly as she looks deep into your eyes, hers filled with silent promises, “And Rainbow Dash is a very stubborn, loyal mare. I'd bet that she'd say the same to any stallion I took on, even one of her favorite Wonderbolts. Don't let her get to you and just see if you can't get her to come around. As for our relationship...”

You gasp softly as you feel her teeth nibbling softly on your earlobe and you hear voice whisper breathily in your ear, “I know we've moved a little fast, but I don't regret it and I hope you don't as well. If it concerns you that much, dear, we can set aside a date night each week. Every Lunsday I'll make sure you know I love your unique, exotic form. The unique inner workings of your mind. The unique turns of phrase that you have. The sex is just a very wonderful bonus to everything that you are.”

Her genuine smile as she rubs her snout against your nose causes one to break out on your face, “That certainly helps put my concerns to rest, but it may take a little while to get truly used to this. But for what it's worth, I'm just going to take each day it comes and hope to do right by you. Just one question.”

Her smile widens at your wish to make sure she's not hurt, “Yes, dear?”

”What's Lunsday?”

A giggling explanation of their days of the week follows. You guess it makes sense that they'd have different names for each day, though thankfully each week is still seven days. You learn something new every day, today being Sunsday and the beginning of their week followed in order by Moonsday, Terrasday, Lunsday, Celsday, Faustsday, and Disday.

“Now, sweetie. Are you feeling better?” Celestia says as she rubs your back up and down slowly with her hoof and she gives you a soft kiss at your nod, “Wonderful. Oh, tomorrow, you have your checkup after your lessons with Twilight,” her eyes widen with realization, “And speaking of Twilight, dear, we should probably bring her in here when she's ready for her turn with you and you with her. You should know that that sweet mare has not known the touch of a stallion and I want to be there for her in case she's nervous, alright?”

At your consenting nod, she nuzzles her cheek against yours as her voice turns sultry and she slips into character, “Thank you, Master~. Now, your whorse wants your love, please~.”

You shiver at her sudden switch, but smile appreciatively as you wrap your arms tightly around her, “Well, I hate to disappoint. Come here, my sweet whorse.”

Day 2, Moonsday

Another day, another wonderful night's sleep ended prematurely by a too-into-the-morning pony. God. Fucking. Dammit. You will have to tell her that sometimes you like to sleep in, especially after a romp between the sheets.

Breakfast this morning is slightly less awkward as Celestia thought to use an air freshening spell. With no morning romp, the maid actually decides to stick around, relief clear on her face as she diligently works to make sure the food is dished out promptly. Once breakfast is over, Celestia sends the maid off to fetch Twilight to get you to your doctor's appointment and to start your lessons. After a quick, affectionate washing of each other, the two of you exit the room after you dress to tackle the day's challenges.

Before you and Princess Celestia part ways for the time being, Twilight bounds up to you with a look of sheer excitement on her face. Aww, she's happy to see you, that's so adorable. After a brief physical adieu between yourself and the Princess, you set off with Twilight babbling excitedly as she leads you towards the medical wing.

“...so fascinating to meet a new species and to help oversee a medical study on your physical well being!...”

Jesus, as adorable as she is, she really is a chatterbox and really overly excitable. You try to listen to her, but damn does she have trouble staying on topic without getting overly loquacious, so it's hard not to tune her out.

Wait. Hang on a second. Did she just say...?

“Uuh, Twilight? Did...Did you just say what I think you just said? Was that something about a prostate check?”

“Yes, why?”

It is then that you learn that it's not just the Princess who can pick you up in magic, but also her student, even as you sprint away at full speed to avoid the possibility of a hoof being shoved up your ass. Really, you should've seen that coming.

You dread what's coming throughout the whole physical. You've been declared healthy, if strange. Then the doctor tells you to drop your shorts and brace against the table. This would be a lot worse in context if you weren't certain she didn't have a penis. And Twilight lighting her horn tells you that she's not going to let you get away.

So, as it turns out, it's just more magic that checks your prostate, just a small pressure. Feels kinda good, except for the awkward boner and the subsequent glowing blush from Twilight. Better than the alternate of a hoof. And much more sanitary than the other alternative of a tongue. Jeeze, being a male health doctor would be utter hell if that were the case. Speaking of, she's trotting over, try to be nonchalant. The doctor eyes your still-strong erection for a second before speaking, “Well, since that's the case,” and she floats over a tube to press over the tip, “we might as well get a sperm sample.”

You shift a little, “Well, alright, I'll go ahead and get to work on tha—JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST!” and a pressure on your prostate kicks up as a magic glow envelopes your now-throbbing erection, vibrating up and down wildly.

The doctor raises her eyebrow as her horn continues to do its work, “Well, some congratulations are in order, Royal Consort Hotrod. A stallion usually blows in half a second when I do this.” She smirks as stars burst in front of your eyes and the tube fills up with your release after about thirty seconds of mind-blowing pleasure, pulling it away once you taper off and trotting away with purpose.

Your knees give out and you're left a panting mess as Twilight giggles at your predicament, “Shut it, Twilight. When I can feel my legs again, you're going to get it.”

She sticks out her tongue at you before trotting over and nuzzling her cheek against yours.

“...You're forgiven. Now since that's over, let's get on with the reading lessons. And be succinct about it!”

A thankfully short walk later on shaky steps for you leads you to a library. As soon as you step in, a coconut drops on your head. Thankfully, it wasn't heavy since it turned out to be made of rubber. A scratchy laugh and a rainbow trail tells you that the culprit is an unoriginal and unsubtle prankster.

As it turns out, written language for ponies is a lot simpler than you thought it'd be. They don't really focus on phonetic language, but rather the feelings and imagery that their inkblots evoke. Of course, part of it is, again, magic. A quick, tickling zap to your brain meats from Twilight helped out a great deal, especially seeing as how it was a necessary, painless procedure adminstered to foals before they're taught to read.

After that zap, learning how to read this gobbledegook becomes almost second nature, which seems to thrill Twilight immensely. This seems to mean that she wants to teach you more, much faster. Why did you show this silly, teachy pony that you're a fast learner? She's nice, but she does not take "no" for an answer when you say you don't want to know.

The only way you get out of a never-ending lesson is that you promise to write her once you're on complex concepts in writing. At this, she jumps into your arms for a tight hug and firm nuzzle.

That night sees you carrying a nervously excited Twilight into an equally nervously excited Celestia's quarters. Her confidence seems to be slowly gaining ground, however, as she's discussing all the doctor's findings with your physical results. Guess doctor-patient confidentiality is practically nonexistant here. Damn gossipy ponies.

“...simply amazing, Princess! Hotrod's physical form is built almost completely for stamina rather than excessive speed. The tendons behind to the joints of his ankles being wonderous shock absorbers, his long strides, and his large buttocks lend themselves well to running for hours on end...” Ouch. Your ass isn't that big...Is it?

Celestia giggles at the look on your face as you attempt to look at your backside while Twilight continues to gush over all she's learned, “Calm down, sweetie. If you feel bad about it, just know that I like it just the way it is,” and she nuzzles into you reassuringly.

You set Twilight down on the bed where she wobbles around for a moment before tucking her legs underneath herself as she looks up at you with her head tilted, “Are you sure you're alright with this, Mr. Hotrod? I mean, you've already climaxed once today, and that means your refractory period—” She cuts off as she notices you stripping down and she tilts her head a little more before blushing with wide eyes as she notices your partially erect cock, “Oh. Oh my.” After you lie down and get comfortable, she shyly crawls on top of you and presses her lips to yours with inexperienced enthusiasm.

Celestia smiles as she folds your clothes since you can't seem to be bothered to do so and leans down to whisper into Twilight's ear, “You see, my dear student, my stallion is very special. Like you said, he's built for stamina. In fact, I plan on finding out just how well he's built tonight.” Her smile turns mischievious as she notices your look of curious puzzlement and she crawls between your legs to slowly drag her tongue up and down your hardening cock.

You moan into Twilight's mouth at the sudden attention and you blink as she suddenly breaks off to look back at her teacher acting in such a lewd manner. She stares intently as she watches Celestia pull your cock into her mouth and turns back to you, suddenly giving you a smile of extreme mischief. She's learning. That's not a good sign. You blink as you find a petite purple butt in your face when she decides to turn around. She lets out a soft moan as you decide to take advantage of the situation by grabbing and massaging her flanks slowly.

“Mmm, that's nice, Mr. Hotrod. Please don't stop,“ says Twilight as she makes eye contact with Celestia as she works, “And let me help you with that, Princess! I saw Doctor Sweets do this before and he really seemed to like it!”

Your eyes widen as you realize what she's going to do and your protests die before you can even vocalize as a familiar pressure begins to stroke your prostate. You're stopped from squirming by Celestia's powerful forelegs as soon as you start and you gasp out as a purple glow begins to vibrate and stroke your cock. Celestia giggles around the tip of your cock as she suckles on it gently and Twilight presses herself back into your grip as she smiles mischieviously.

You arch your hips up as you very quickly reach orgasm from that damnable spell and you pant softly as your release fills up Celestia's mouth, “Twilight...Ha-ah...That was unfair.”

The purple unicorn giggles at your protest as she drops the spell, “Well, it's the perfect opportunity to truly find out how quickly you can—MMPH?!” She's cut off by Celestia pulling her into an open-mouthed kiss and she lets out a long “Mmmmm” as she shares the taste of your cum with her teacher. As soon as all of it is down in their bellies, each of them lick their lips slowly and Twilight smiles back at you with renewed confidence, “You taste amazing!”

You bite your lip as Celestia begins to lick your softening length slowly to try and coax you back to full mast as soon as possible, “You know, I've heard.” You chuckle softly as you feel Twilight's excitement begin to pool on your chest, “And it works out because Celestia tastes glorious and now...I'm curious.” Twilight attempts to ask what you meant by that before yelping in surprise as you pull her up until her virgin slit is just above your mouth and she lets out a deep moan as she feels your tongue caress her deeply purple lips.

Holy shit, it's like a grape, an apple, and a candied rose had a musky baby and juiced it into your mouth. You spread her pussy wide as you prepare yourself to sample more only to be stopped by two surprised gasps. Oh, right, they're used to having to wait a lot longer. Jeeze, it's almost like mare sex juices are an aphrodisiac to you. You'll have to have that tested somehow in the future.

Celestia smiles expectantly at Twilight, “Well, that answers that question. Are you ready, my dear student?”

Twilight hesitantly pulls herself out of your grip as she crawls forward towards your throbbing length, “Well, he certainly seems to be ready, so...I think so.” She gives the head of your cock a tentative lick before turning around to press her soaked lips against it, rubbing up and down slowly to lubricate it.

You shiver as your still-sensitive cock is soaked and smile at Celestia as she crawls up next to you, nuzzling her cheek against yours as she wraps her forelegs around your shoulders. Her horn suddenly lights up with a golden glow and Twilight jumps suddenly, causing Celestia to smile down at her.

“Just an anesthetic spell, my dear student. To make your first time much more pleasureable than it would be otherwise. And dear?” her voice drops slightly as she whispers into your ear, “Be gentle and make sure she enjoys it.”

You nod with a smile as you grab Twilight's hips firmly and she moans softly as she feels your tip pressing against her entrance. She wriggles down slightly before letting out a soft yelp as you slowly enter her and she sighs softly as her virgin pussy stretches around your length. She flinches slightly as a muted pain hits and she drops her hips slightly as it fades into pleasure as her teacher's spell takes effect, breathing out as she looks at you with one open eye, “Mmm..No turning back now. Please, Mr. Hotrod. Please make me feel good.”

You allow Twilight time to adjust before you begin to slowly drag her up and down along your length, smiling as she squeaks and moans with each stroke and you lean in to whisper into Celestia's ear, “If you think she's getting a bit too tired, don't be afraid to help me along.” A nod and an affectionate nuzzle tells you she understands as her eyes are glued on her student being rutted for the first time.

Twilight rolls her hips in your grip as she smiles up at the two of you, trying to keep her voice steady “So good. So much better than what I've read this was like. Mmm. Thank you, Mr. Hotrod. Any other stallion would be...Ha-aa~!” and her voice vibrates with a sweet moan before she continues, “Any other stallion would just pound away immediately.” Her eyes close as she begins to focus purely on what she's feeling.

You hear a smile in Celestia's voice as she whispers into your ear, “Watch this, sweetie. And take note,” and she moves to press her lips against Twilight's. Mmph, but why take note? And then your thought is cut off as you watch her kiss her way up her student's face before she takes the unicorn's horn in her mouth. What. What is that going to...Twilight's tongue lolls out of her mouth as she moans wildly and then you feel a warm torrent of liquid coat your cock at the same time as you also feel that familiar feeling of a pony's walls trying to milk you.

Oh, that's a good thing to remember.

Celestia's lips pop off of Twilight's horn and she smiles at you as if to say “I want that. Remember it.” She crawls down between your legs, using her magic to hold Twilight's tail to the side and carefully maneuvers herself until her snout presses up against your balls. You drop your hips down as she begins to lick and caress them along with your exposed length each time you lift Twilight up. This sharing thing is amazing if this is going to be a common occurrence.

With each thrust, each moan and nicker out of Twilight, and each lick from Celestia, you feel yourself getting closer and closer to your orgasm much more quickly than you thought you would after one already. Good thing too, because it seems like Twilight's starting to lose steam, especially after her second orgasm hits and she squeezes down on your cock. She lasted a lot longer than you thought she would too, considering she's an inexperienced bookworm. You feel a warm sensation encase your testicles as Celestia crawls up next to you once more. What is she...Oh, vibrating. Her breath tickles your ear as she whispers, “Do it, Master~. Cum inside my student.~”

You hug Twilight to yourself firmly as you grind your hips in slow circles, moaning as your cock begins to throb inside the pulsating purple pony pussy and she nuzzles into you as she feels your cum fill her up. And she wraps her forelegs around you weakly as she very quickly falls asleep.

Celestia giggles softly as she notices your own exhaustion and her magic gently massages your balls, “I think this is the first time I've seen you ready to fall asleep after, sweetie.”

“Shush, you.”

”Love you too, dear.”

Day 4, Lunsday

Holy crap, yesterday was boring. Especially since you decided to sit in Day Court again because the Elements sans Twilight were out on the town. You could've stayed with Twilight for more learning, but she was seriously out of it. You hope you only figuratively fucked her brains out and not literally.

There weren't even any interestingly dumb requests. Well, except that one from some perverted mare who tried to get you and Princess Celestia to “perform” for court. You think you'll smile every time you think about the guards bopping her on the head with a spear and dragging her out of court before she even got out the whole request.

And thankfully, Rarity finished up with some more classy clothes on Moonsday for your date with Princess Celestia.

Speaking of, you're sitting next to her in a very snazzy restaurant run by a pretty chill unicorn stallion with a bitchin' monocle and moustache. Weird name though. You didn't even see him wearing pants. But hey, not knockin' it. After all, he did have a Griffin on staff who cooked you up a pretty awesome chicken parmesan.

What sucks is that you won't be getting any smooches until you've brushed your teeth. Oh well, doesn't matter, had meat for the first time since you got here and it just moves the schedule up on what you were going to do anyway.

Princess Celestia leans into you with a content sigh as she eats her eggplant parmesan, careful not to get any on her very nice red dress, “Mmm...I could get used to this.”

“Yeah, this is great...Say, what do you think about dropping by that fancy chocolate place after this? I hear there's this really good box of chocolates there that I'd like to try.”

Her smiling nod tells you that she remembers that dumb request too.

That night, after a thorough teeth cleaning, nothing more than some light, literal petting, gentle kissing, and warm cuddling happens. You're alright with this.

Day 5, Celsday

Well, that's a surprise. Your test results finally came during breakfast. Stupid magic, why must you spit in the face of all the science? If it weren't for magic, your sperm wouldn't be able to do shit to a pony in heat. Thanks to magic and the human ability to adapt, you're practically guaranteed to get a mare pregnant during heat season. That'll be something to watch out for. Thankfully, they're going to want to just curl up in a blanket and eat ice cream while in heat...Right?

Oh well, questions for another time because you have something much more important on your mind. Like Rarity and Pinkie pulling you into their room and smiling at you expectantly after they gently push you down onto the bed. Well, Rarity is. Pinkie just seems ready to have her mouth pop off of her face.

“I take it you two want to take your turns together?”

The only answer you get is Rarity hopping up into your lap and wrapping her forelegs around your neck as she kisses you deeply. Well, that's a pretty good answer. Pinkie hops up next to you, babbling even more excitedly than Twilight ever could, “Well, duh, silly billy! It was totally Rarity's idea! She said that we should because both of us are better than one of us and one of us can take over for both of us if one of us gets tired!” That made very little sense, but whatever.

After Rarity breaks off the kiss to jump down and you get a very wet one from Pinkie, you stand and begin take off your clothes, only for Rarity to hold up a hoof to stop you, “Let me take care of this, darling. I hear that you can't be trusted to do it neatly.” Dammit, Celestia. Why must you gossip? Rarity rears up to slide her forelegs under your shirt and around your back with coquettish smile and once she has a good grip, she stretches her head up to plant soft kisses underneath your chin. Her magic slowly and sensually removes your shirt and once it's off, she drops back down to all fours.

Pinkie takes this opportunity to rear up and wrap her hooves around you from behind with an excited giggle. Your neck, earlobes, and upper back are assaulted with rapid-fire kisses and licks with an “Mm!” sounding out here and there behind you. Meanwhile, you feel a pressure on the front of your shorts as Rarity nuzzles her cheek against your growing erection through your shorts. Rather than using her horn this time, she grabs the waistband of your shorts and boxers in her teeth, throwing you a very sultry look as she slowly slides them down.

Rarity folds your clothes neatly on the bed as she eyes your throbbing rod approvingly, “My, my. Somepony's excited. Well, we'll just have to take care of that, won't we, darling?” and Pinkie hops on her hind legs around to your front with a broad smile as they both guide you back towards the bed. Rarity jumps up onto the bed briskly and sits down behind you, rubbing your back slowly with her hooves as she nuzzles her cheek against yours, “You first, Pinkie, darling.” Her magic grabs the base of your cock, holding it steady as she stares enticingly at Pinkie.

“Yay! Fun fun bouncy time!” says Pinkie as she climbs up onto your lap, placing her forehooves over your shoulder as she lines her marehood up with your cock. You grip Pinkie's jiggling backside and let out a low moan as she sits down swiftly, gasping out as she immediately begins to bounce up and down with her hyper energy even as her pussy squeezes you tightly. It seems that this pony just has no concept of slow. As she rides your cock, she giggles, snorts, and moans her pleasure.

You can hear the smile in Rarity's voice as she whispers breathily in your ear, “Pinkie's energy is wonderful, isn't it, darling? She usually leaves wanting more every time. Let's see if you can't wear her out and I can have my turn~,” and you shiver as you feel her tongue tracing the outer edge of your ear. You thrust your hips up on Pinkie's downstroke and she squeals with delight each time your balls slap against her rump. Sure enough, very soon, her pussy begins to stroke your cock up and down in waves as her orgasm hits.

Pinkie grinds her hips down as she rides out her orgasm, “Oooh-ho-ho-oooh!~ That's the stuff!~” and surprisingly, she immediately begins to bounce up and down once more, moving only just a little slower. Rarity giggles in your ear at her friend's frantic riding as she gestures a hoof towards a large pile of cupcake wrappers, “She had so many cupcakes before you came by, darling. It's probably a good thing you happened by when you did.” You shudder as Rarity begins to kiss along your jawline and you squeeze Pinkie's flanks tight as she nuzzles into you, still bouncing happily.

Just as you begin to feel your orgasm building, Pinkie hilts your cock in her with a long, loud squeal as she cums once more and disappointingly, she begins to pant and snort as you feel her heart pounding against your chest, “Mmm~. That's so good! Sorry I couldn't make you cum in me, Hotrod! Maybe next time, I still wanna walk today! Rarity, tag in!”

Rarity smiles as Pinkie slides off your cock with a giggle, “Of course, darling. But do be a dear and clean him off for me,” and slides around in front of you with a seductive smile on her face. She gasps with delight as you grip her flanks right when you feel Pinkie take your length into her mouth and she wriggles down into your hands before pressing her lips tightly against yours. You moan into her mouth as Pinkie's tongue bathes your cock with saliva and you squirm with pleasure until she pops off with an “Mmm!~ Tasty!” Rarity lets out a light, refined laugh into your mouth before she slides her tongue into your mouth to explore.

You feel a mouth close gently around the base of your cock, holding it steady as Rarity presses the tip of your cock against her entrance. Guess that's how Earth and Pegasus ponies do it without a unicorn. You moan into each other's mouths as her pussy slides your length with practiced precision and grace. She rolls her hips slowly as she lowers herself, her tongue dancing in your mouth along the way. Pinkie's mouth slides down to your balls, giving them quick, eager licks as Rarity slowly and sensually slides her hips up and down along your cock.

The contrast of Pinkie's wet, rapid licks and Rarity's almost agonizingly slow pace begins to take its toll and you feel yourself nearing the edge once more. Rarity smiles against your mouth as she feels your cock throbbing inside of her and she breaks the kiss to whisper into your ear, “Good, darling. Fill me up~. Just so I can have Pinkie lick me clean after.” She moans softly in your ear as she ever so slightly picks up her pace, her own orgasm approaching rapidly. Your eyes widen as the image fills your head as Rarity's pussy begins to milk your cock, the combination of your excitement, Pinkie's licks, and Rarity's undulating walls causing your own orgasm to hit hard.

Rarity lets out a pleased “Ah-aaah!~” as she feels your release filling her up. She wriggles around happily as she begins to give you soft kisses while your orgasm tapers off, “Mmm. Such a good stallion, darling. Feel free to use our shower if you need it.” She bats her eyelashes as she pulls herself off your softening cock with a low sigh, “Mmm. I can feel it sloshing around in there too. Oh, Pinkie, darling! Come and get it!”

You watch as Pinkie lies down on the bed with a gleeful smile and Rarity drops her backside directly onto Pinkie's face, “Well. You two have fun. I'm going to go see if Twilight has more lessons for me. After a shower.”

Rarity giggles and waves, “Have a good one, darli-EEEEEEEE-ing!” and squirms as Pinkie's hooves hook onto her hips.

For a short time, your shower was punctuated with moans and “JUST LIKE THAT, DARLING!”s before silenced reigned. These ponies. So much sex, so little time.

After your shower, you come out to see Rarity and Pinkie hugging each other and sleeping soundly. If the smell of sex weren't so thick...Actually, still very much adorable. You tuck them in and get dressed, exiting the room with a grin.

“HEY! MONKEY!”

Well, goddammit. Today was just fine until now. And now the dyke is in your face, though this time she's smart enough to keep her distance.

“What do you need, sugartits?”

Rainbow snorts with derision at the nickname before pointing at you with her hoof, “What I want to know is how you and Pinkie managed to convince Applejack and even Fluttershy to lie to me for a prank! If you weren't so weird, you'd actually be a worthy opponent.”

You...What? They. What prank? You just stare at her with a deadpan, “What.”

She rolls her eyes, mumbling to herself about your apparent lack of intelligence, “You really can't be this dumb. You know? The prank? The one where everypony's saying that you last way longer than anypony else and even Twilight's saying it just takes you minutes before you can rut again!”

You know what? Fuck this. So done with this. “Listen, sweetheart. I didn't need to convince anyone of anything. Actions speak louder than words.”

Her expression changes to one of extreme skepticism, “Uh-huh. Well, hear these words: I bet your actions can't even speak for themselves.”

You raise an eyebrow, “Bet, huh? I'll take that bet. I fucked Applejack until I filled her up then she passed out. I bet you pass out before I even get started.”

“No. Bucking. Way. Total horseapples...Follow me, I'm going to get to the bottom of this.”

You smile to yourself as she leads the way to hers and Applejack's room. The whole way she's mumbling about how you're just a dumb monkey and how if it weren't for her wanting to know the truth she wouldn't be doing this. But the way she's blushing as she looks back at you on occasion says that some part of her believes it. This tsundere bitch.

Rainbow Dash enters first with a huff and flaps over to the bed, dropping down to glare at you with rosy cheeks, “Well? Get yourself ready! I don't have all day.”

You shut the door behind yourself with a smirk as you strip down, “Oh, of course, your highness. You have to get ready for your next nap. Think of it this way, you'll nap hard after this.”

She puffs her cheeks out and flaps her wings irritably, “Ha. Ha.” Once your clothes are off, she looks you up and down critically, “Pfft. This'll be easy, weirdo. Just try not to hurt yourself, I don't want to have to explain that to Princess Celestia.” She turns around on the bed until her hind legs are hanging off and hikes her tail up, showing off her toned flanks and moist slit.

“Keep up the bravado, sweetheart. You'll be singing a different tune in about ten seconds and it'll be nothing but oohs and aahs,” you say as you step up behind Rainbow and you pause for a moment as you notice her trembling. You wonder if she might even be scared. Until you notice her wings extending slowly. Good thing you asked Celestia about that particular bit of body language. Might as well try out what she also hinted at as well. You reach out towards her wings with a wide grin.

Rainbow begins to huff and puff impatiently as you seem to be taking your sweet time and turns her head to tell you to hurry up, only to have her voice catch in her throat as her mind explodes with pleasure, “Bu-huu-uuuck. So. Goooooood.” Her wings practically vibrate in your hands as they twitch and flutter while you stroke them up and down slowly. She manages to gasp out, “Buu-ucking cheating mon...monkey. Stop...Wings. Do it. Right.”

You frown at her insistence, “Fine then. Just trying to make it easier and more fun on you, but if you don't want that, then so be it.”

She regains her composure as you grip her hips tightly and she squawks indignantly as you lift her up. She breathes in sharply as she feels the tip of your cock pressing against her now-moist lips, glaring back at you with fire in her eyes, “JUST. BUCKING. DO. IT. MONKEY!”

You scowl as she just insists on needling you even while you're primed to fuck her raw. You know what? Fine. Time to be a stallion and just rail her. You hook an arm around her belly to hold her steady and you lean forward as you grab her mane with your free hand, “If that's what you want, that's what you get. Just remember. You asked for it.” You pull on her mane firmly like a stallion would do when mounting a mare as you thrust your hips forward roughly, her legs spreading wide out of instinct.

Rainbow gasps out at the sudden penetration and moans wildly as you hilt yourself in her roughly, “That's...That's better.” She bites her lower lip as you don't give her any time to adjust, immediately pounding into her full stroke, “Not ba-AHH-ad, monkey! You might be almost...Almost as good as...HNG...As everypony says!”

You step forward slightly to pin her legs to the side of the bed, digging your heels into the floor with a slight growl, “Shut the hell up! I'm tired of your shit!” You pull hard on her mane with each thrust into her and moan as each pull causes her already tight pussy to clench down around you. You lean forward to hiss in her ear, “If you keep talking shit, I'll leave. You want that?” She gasps out at the threat, choosing to remain silent except for her snorts and nickers which begin to turn almost feral.

Amazingly, she holds out just a little longer than anypony else has before her walls begin to clench and stroke your length. You smile wickedly as she practically screams in ecstasy, loving not only the pleasure her pussy is giving you but also the fact that soon she'll realize her friends weren't pranking her after all. And your smile only widens as you spot the look on her face as that very same realization hits her.

Rainbow squeaks and squirms until a hard tug on her mane forces her to freeze once more, biting back a plea for mercy out of pride. She moans into the bedding as she begins to clench down rhythmically in an attempt to bring you more pleasure, more quickly. Her wings involuntarily flap on occasion as her tongue lolls out of her mouth, now pushing her hips back into you with each thrust.

Your eyes widen as she seems to be really getting into this now and you whisper into her ear, “Enjoying yourself? You better be. I already filled up your friend Rarity a little while ago. And what they didn't tell you? I last longer the second time around.”

Her moaning, panting snorts tell you all you need to know: that she's not only getting close to her next orgasm, but she's now enjoying every moment of it. She squirms weakly until another sharp tug on her mane stops her, “Mmmmm...Yessssss.” She lets out a long, high-pitched squeak as her pussy convulses around your cock, “So. Good~. Can't. Legs.” She tosses her head slightly to look back at you, biting her lower lip before finally spouting out in between snorting pants, “M-more. Don't. Stop. Pull. Mane.”

And Rarity told you that Pinkie couldn't get enough. This bitch is insatiable. Or even more of a masochist than Celestia. Either way, that's good. You'll have to convince her to pop up every now and then for you to absolutely wreck. You wrap her mane around your hand to get a better grip and pull roughly, causing her to let out a sort of strangled moan. You pant softly as the rough pace begins to take its toll, your orgasm building and your muscles burning.

Rainbow lets out a high-pitched whine as her tired muscles tremble, “Mmph~. Cum on my flanks,” and she wriggles around as best she can to entice you. She gasps softly as she feels you pull out of her leaking, stretched pussy and she digs her rear hooves into the side of the bed, raising herself up slightly on extremely shaky legs. Damn, she's got some real willpower there.

You grip your soaked cock firmly and stroke it up and down, your other hand under her belly to help hold her up. You press the tip of your cock against her flank firmly as your orgasm finally hits.

She sighs softly as she feels the sticky warmth splash onto her fur and she moves her hips side to side slowly to let your release cover as much as possible. When the last few drops drizzle down onto her puffy anus and her swollen lips, her legs give out and you lower her down onto the bed.

“Now that that's done and you know I'm no joke, if you call me a monkey again, next time it's only going in your tailhole.”

Rainbow's head slowly turns to look at you with very wide eyes before she gives you a tired, yet smug smile, “Stupid. Monkey,” and her head hits the bed as she passes out snoring.

Well then.

TBC...

Author's Note

Yeah, making this three parts. Just so I can put this out without tearing my hair out.

Fluttershy and Moonbutt next.

As always, corrections appreciated.

Big thanks to ArtColter for prereading/editing and for letting me bounce ideas off him.