Rainbow "Blank" Dash

by DewSquiShee

Rating: everyone
Tags: Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Scootaloo, Random, Alternate Universe, Thunderlane, Tank, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1020

Have you ever thought of Rainbow Dash's full name?, well I didn't.....

Have you ever thought of Rainbow Dash's full name?

well I didn't, that's why I'm make this (garbage) story, it's my first time so just tell me if you want it to stop...

Published 2016-04-27 15:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-04-30 07:30:24 UTC

Rainbow "Lazy" Dash

Once upon a time, In the world of Equestria, There's a lazy pony named Rainbow Dash...

Rainbow Dash is lying on her bed, Sleeping peacefully until

KKKRRRIINNNGG!!!

Rainbow Dash sits up and punched the alarm clock, "Stupid alarm clock bothering me everyday!" Rainbow whined. Rainbow Dash slowly got out of bed then she falls, "AAAHHH!!, ouch!" Rainbow screamed then rubs her head, few minutes of rubbing her head Rainbow walks through her bathroom door and hit her head again," How could this happen to me!" Rainbow sings while looking up the door and raising her hoof slowly.

Rainbow enters the bathroom after ONE hour she exit the bathroom lazily, "what am I going to do today?" Rainbow asked herself, "I'm just gonna sleep on a cloud." Rainbow said, then she walks through her house door and exit her house, after a few minutes of flying she found a cloud that looks very comfortable to sleep on, "This one looks good to sleep on." Rainbow said then she flew to the "comfortable cloud she call" and lay on it.

Rainbow is just about to close her eyes until....

"Hey, Rainbow Dash you lazy pegasus, wake up and talk to me." Twilight said in a demanding tone, While flying closer to her lazy rainbow maned pegasus friend.

"What do you want Twiligh?, Can't you see this is "ME" time?" Rainbow asked Twilight, While forcing her eyes to be still open.

"Oh nothing, I just wanna ask a best friend of mine if she wants to watch twilight?" Twiligh asked Rainbow while smiling cheekily.

"You know what twiligh?, OH HELL NAH" Rainbow answered like she was drunk or something.

"Geez fine, Thanks anyway Rainbow have a good time on your "me " time." Twilight said before leaving.

"I can't enjoy it now because you and your "twilight" interrupted meh!" Rainbow shouted at a far away leaving Twilight.

After a few hours of sleeping in the "comfortable" cloud she called it's already 4:00, Then another pony interrupted her.

"Hey Rainbow Dash!" Scootaloo shouted at the sleeping Rainbow Dash.

"What is is squirt?" Rainbow shouted back at Scootaloo while her head is hanging up while her eyes closed.

"It's 4:00!!, you should go home now!, and let's hangout tomorrow!, bye Rainbow Dash!" Scootaloo shouted at Rainbow Dash before leaving.

"Ugh! fine we'll hang out tomorrow!" Rainbow lied, when scootaloo leaves Rainbow curl into a ball in the cloud clearly falling asleep again until another pony interrupted her....again.

"Hey Rainbow!" shouted Thunderlane, while flying towards the curled up rainbow maned pegasus.

"WHAT IS IT?!" Rainbow shouted in anger and annoyance because her beauty sleep is interrupted again.

"Whoa!, Calm down Rainbow I just wanna ask you why didn't you go to work today?" Thunderlane asked Rainbow, after a few minutes of staring at each other, Rainbow finally.

"What work?" Rainbow asked Thunderlane. While staring at him confused.

"Your wether work...." Thunderlane answered bluntly, while still staring at her.

"Oh yeah.....uuhh I'll do it tomorrow" Rainbow lied, looking at him sheepishly.

"Fine but you have to do it fast or else...." Thunderlane warned the rainbow maned pegasus then leaves.

A few more minutes un curling up like a ball in the "comfortable cloud", Rainbow finally managed to stand up and fly home, Rainbow got home and Slammed the door like an angry mare. "Why do they have to be so annoying?" Rainbow thought. Rainbow walked up stairs and enters her bedroom then lays on her bed with force," I'm gonna do a lazy revenge on them tomorrow." Rainbow said evilly.

Rainbow closes her eyes and fall asleep feeling exited for her revenge next day.

Rainbow woke up without annoyance just a peaceful morning and nothi-

KKrriieenngg....

"AAHHGGGGG!" Rainbow shouted in annoyance and anger, because her alarm clock survived, Rainbow throw grabs her trophy and throws it at her alarm clock. "I hope your dead...."Rainbow said with annoyance and hope. Suddenly her revenge goes into her mind. "heh it starts now.." Rainbow said evilly.

Rainbow did all of her morning routine being lazy now she is flying to twilight's library.

"I'm gonna paint Twilight movie everywhere..."Nah I'm too tired, even I did nothing, oh I know." Rainbow rubbed her hooves together while smiling evilly.

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

I know your a fan of me, why not wait under the bridge in ponyville in one day?, I'll meet you there

~Twilight the movie..

Rainbow put the letter in the floor of Twilight's door, Rainbow knocked and flies away from Twilight's library and hide in the tree to see Twilight's reaction.

"Huh?, what's this?" Twilight wondered to herself. Twilight open the letter and reads it. then, " OMG TWILIGHT WANTS TO MEET ME!!" Twilight shouted and run under the ponyville's bridge as fast as she can.

"AHAHAHAHAHA!!" Rainbow laughed, then she falls on the ground, " Ow!, not again!" Rainbow shouted while rubbing her head, "It's time to prank Thunderlane!" Rainbow snickered.

After leaving Twilight wait under the bridge, Rainbow put a lot of dark clouds on the sky, she knows it's gonna rain later, After putting a lot of clouds in the top of ponyville, Rainbow flew to her house and put a sign on her door.

out of town

'Dashie

After putting the sign on her door she closes everything open in her house, After a few minutes everything is closed, Rainbow enters her bedroom and jumps in her bed, "Heh let's see..." Rainbow waited for a response from ponyville.

After a few minutes of waiting Rainbow suddenly heard a Shout of fear and horror then she snickered.

"AAAHH IT'S THE HORROR!" a random mare shouted in fear and horror.

"The HORROR!" another random mare shouted.

"yup, ahahaha the horror...that's why nobody messes with Rainbow "Lazy" Dash, because she's lazy and nopony can change that.

Author's Note

I know I'm the worst writer in the history just tell me if you want it to stop! cause I'll delete it *nods head* yup I'll delete it if you don't like it because I don't wanna annoy you..:twilightsmile: