Big Mac: Licensed Stud Farmer

by Mactacular

Trial Run

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It was a regular Wednesday. Big Mac had dropped Applebloom off at school and was making use of the trip into town get some shopping done. The family did most of their grocery shopping at the Thursday markets but there were some household goods like toiletries and cleaning supplies that had to be bought in a regular store.

So Big Mac was in Barnyard Bargains, restocking on some supplies.

It was in the oral hygiene aisle that he ran into Love Tap, Button Mash's mom.

"Hello Big Mac," She said warmly. "How have things been since we last spoke?"

Big Mac paused as he tried to think of the best response. Since he had last spoken to her in any meaningful way he had finally agreed to get a stud licence. Even he just went by last Friday when they briefly waved at each other whilst picking kids up at school, that was almost a week ago. In that time he had served bar at the Punch Bowl to settle a bet as well as served a few more mares.

He had role played for a customer which hadn't gone the way he had expected.


Big Mac was mostly naked, except for a purple hat and cloak, both with star filled.

"The grrreaat and powerrrful Trixie is about to have his way with this mare," He declared, trying his best to sound larger than life.

"Yes Trixie," a naked blue unicorn said excitedly. "Have your way with this mare."


He had also been hired by a couple of mares wanting to have a threesome. That really hadn't gone the way he had expected.


Bon Bon on top of Lyra on the bed. The two kissing furiously as their hands explored each other's bodies.

Meanwhile Big Mac was sitting patiently at on a nearby chair, still fully clothed.

"So ya'll want me to join in at any point?"

The two mares separated their lips long enough to speak but not turn to him.

"Soon," Bon Bon said. "Just give me and Lyra time to get warmed up."

A while later the two mares were lying on the bed, looking extremely satisfied.

"You were amazing Bon Bon," the mint unicorn said.

"No you were amazing Lyra," the tan mare replied. "We should definitely do this again sometime. Did you have fun Big Mac?"

Big Mac meanwhile was still fully dressed and busy with a newspaper he had found in the kitchen when he had gone to get a glass of water. Thus far he had finished the crossword, the sudoku and had found out that apple stocks were up two points.

"What matters is that ya'll enjoyed yerselves," he replied in disinterest.


At last Big Mac decided to go for the diplomatic answer.

"Eventful."

"I bet it was." Love Tap said, grinning like a teenager that had been let in on a juicy secret.

Big Mac suppressed a groan. Two weeks in, it was guaranteed to now be common knowledge within Ponyville that Big Mac had continued the 'family tradition'. For the most part, it hadn't really changed much. The stares and giggles were nothing new to him and as he had guessed his reputation hadn't been hurt in the eyes of the locals.

It's just now it seemed like almost every adult conversation he had had in the last two weeks seemed to come back to this same topic. Sometimes it was nice to talk about stuff other than the change in his sex life.

"So ya heard the news?" Big Mac asked.

"I may have heard a few things on the grapevine." She replied coyly.

"Uh-huh."

"I actually wanted to talk to you about that," Love Tap admitted. "You know that Button's father and I have separated."

Big Mac nodded. While he tried to stay out of local gossip, even he had heard about the separation. Apparently, Button's Dad was never around and it put a serious strain on the relationship. While he was sympathetic to Love Tap's situation, he also had a pretty good where this conversation was going.

"Eeyup."

"Well since you are now a...you know..."

"A stud?" Big Mac offered."

"Yes, that." She replied. "Since Button's father and I are no longer together I was wondering...if you wanted to rent out his studio for when you're serving clients."

Big Mac blinked a couple of times. Maybe he didn't have an idea where this conversation was going.

"Excuse me?"

"Well you see, Button's father wanted to try to revive his music career so he had an amateur music studio built in the back of the house." Love Tap explained. "Now he took the music equipment but he left the space. I converted it into a bedroom since it already had an ensuite and its own entrance. I was thinking to rent the place out to make some more money but it hasn't got a kitchen so I'd either need to pay to at least have a kitchenette installed or give a tenant access to the main house's kitchen. However, if I was able to find someone who needed a bed and bathroom but not a kitchen, then that would certainly make things easier.

Big Mac nodded, that seemed to make sense. "And ya would be alright with the fact I'd be doing stud stuff in there."

"Absolutely. The space was sound proofed and it has it's on private entrance so I won't be affected by it. And besides, the chances of you using the space for anything dishonest or illegal are slim to none."

"Fair enough."

"So would you like stop by and have a look?"

"Eeyup." Big Mac checked a nearby clock. "1 o'clock sound good?"

"Certainly, I'll see you then."

With a time set, the two ponies parted ways to finish the rest of the shopping.


Big Mac arrived at Love Tap's house. To his surprise not only Love Tap was outside waiting for him but the Mayor as well.

"Hello Big Mac," she said cheerfully.

"Hello," Big Mac replied. "What are ya doing here?"

"I'm here to inspect the room," the mayor explained. "Seeing as town hall is technically going to be the ones hiring out this space, it's only right that I approve it."

"You didn't think I would send you the bill?" Love Tap asked.

Big Mac shrugged leading Love Tap give him an affectionate hug.

"Oh you're sweet but if I'm renting this out to the state directly it means that I don't need to pay rates for the add-on anymore. The mayor also agreed to pay me extra to take care of the housekeeping as well."

"That's provided the room meets our standards," the mayor clarified. "So let's go take a look."

"Of course." It might have been Big Mac's imagination but Love Tap seemed almost reluctant when she finally released her hug.

She then proceeded to take the two to the add-on round the back. As she had said, it was separate to the house but easily accessible so potential clients wouldn't have difficulty reaching the place.

The room looked decent. As Love Tap had said, it was separated to the rest of the house so it had its own entrance. The inside was simple yet looked comfortable. The main room had a queen sized bed but still a decent amount of floor space as well. The bathroom was small, with a shower, sink and toilet, but functional. The whole space looked designed by a real estate agent, which makes sense since Love Tap did work part-time as a real estate agent. It was made to look inviting comfortable but generic enough to not risk offending any particular tastes.

"This does seem to be ideal for what it would be needed for," the mayor commented to Love Tap. "Though how would you feel if we decided to install a few additional fixtures?"

"It would a be a case by case basis," Love Tap answered. "And even if I agree to it, I will only allow work to be down by certified professionals and it would be at your own cost."

"That's certainly fair," the mayor conceded. "Big Mac, your thoughts?"

"I think it'll do," Big Mac answered. "But I've got to give the bed the butt test to be sure."

Big Mac dropped his full weight onto the bed. When the bed didn't collapse under him he gave a thumbs up.

"I think this arrangement would work quite nicely," the mayor noted. "Though I think a trial run might be in order."

"Trial run?"

"Yes, if you'd be willing to go a few rounds with Big Mac to see if the room holds up. Either way I'll cover the cost of using Big Mac's services. Interested?"

"YES!!" Love Tap said excitedly before trying to regain composure. "I mean if that's what it takes to make sure the room is up to standard."

Big Mac raised an eyebrow but remained silent. He had already made peace with the fact that his new job meant that when the mayor says 'hump' he's expected to just say 'how hard?'.

"I thought you'd agree." The mayor replied. "Now if I can have a brief word with Big Mac then I'll leave you to it."

"Absolutely, in fact, I quickly go change into something a little more suitable."

Love Tap exited the room, leaving Big Mac alone with the mayor.

"So I just heard that you are refusing to provide service to Sweetcream Scoops."

That was something else that had happened this week. Sweetcream Scoops had found out that Big Mac had become a stud and tracked him down to make use of his services. Turns out you literally couldn't pay him to have sex with her.

Still, it was somewhat douchey of Sweetcream to lodge complaint to the Mayor about it.

"That's right." He replied, still scared to use his trademark 'eeyup' in front of the mayor.

"Perfectly within your rights as a stud. But it's still rather naughty of you to leave a mare in need like that." the mayor lowered her voice to a husky whisper. "I hope you don't have plans for Friday night because I think it's time we had another training session." She then reached forward and gently grabbed Big Mac's crotch. "Any objections?"

Big Mac swallowed but tried his best to kept his tone neutral.

"No ma'am."

"Good." She gave one last squeeze before releasing her hold. "Now I'll leave you to it. I expect the room to be thoroughly tested. You know, work out any kinks before deeming it ready for customers."

Big Mac raised an eyebrow again though this time he did speak. "So is this a case where I should or shouldn't screw it up?"

The mayor let out a light chuckle before taking hold of the back his head pulling him in close.

"If you're getting cute I may have to move your training session to right now."

The look in her eyes told Big Mac that she wasn't kidding. Before he could give a response, however, she let go with a sigh.

"Unfortunately, we both have matters that need attending to so this will have to wait for Friday, 6 pm. Don't be late, don't make any plans for the rest of the evening and don't expect to be up too early the next morning."

She then started to leave. "Tell Love Tap that provided this room passes the test that well will have an agreement ready for her to review Friday morning. Have fun." She said the last part in a sing-song voice that made Big Mac roll his eyes.

Not long after the mayor left did Love Tap return. True to her word she had changed. Though yet again it was a case of it not being what he had expected. Rather than dressing up, it looked like she had dressed down. She was now wearing an old t-shirt and yoga pants.

She still looked good but Love Tap could make a burlap sack look good so it did raise the question of why she bothered to change. Then again the way her nipples poked slightly out of the fabric told Big Mac she wasn't wearing a bra and if those yoga pants were any tighter they would be painted on.

So while this wasn't a what he'd call traditional seduction wear, it certainly wasn't a sight he'd easily say no to.

"So the mayor wants us to put the room through its paces."

"Eeyup," Big Mac replied. "Any requests?"

"Two actually, firstly when it's time to get naked I want you to rip my clothes off," she explained. "I don't want these leaving my body in one piece."

Big Mac still wasn't sure how those yoga pants managed to get onto her body in one piece but he got the message. "And the second?"

"I don't want you to make love to me. I don't even want you to have sex with me. I want you to fuck me."

Cottoning on to what she was saying, Big Mac developed a predatory grin as he pulled the mare in close.

"Well then," he said. "Let's get started."

He the proceed to devourer the mare. He started with a bruising kiss on the lips before planting kisses along the jaw line. As he started to focus on the neckline he reached round to and grabbed her butt. He roughly kneaded the supple flesh under the taught fabric and had he kissed, sucked and nibbled all over her neck.

She then turned around and began to grind her ass into his jeans covered crotch.

While his hands missed having those luscious cheeks to play with, they soon went upwards to find a decent replacement. He massaged her breasts, taking time to play with the hardened nipples that seemed to be trying to pierce through the fabric. While continuing to grind, Love Tap reached round and used her skilled fingers to undo the button of his jeans. Once undone she brought down the pants, exposing Big Mac's briefs and far more noticeable bulge.

From her position, she couldn't see the bulge but she could certainly feel it as she continued to grind into it. The red stallion groaned as he started to get impatient. Releasing the breasts, it took hold of the collar of her shirt.

Love Tap gasped as he used his strength to tear open her shirt. Her soft mounds spilt out as they were released from their confines. He then returned to playing with them, paying special attention to the now exposed nipples. Stroked them, tweaked them and even pinched them to see what would get the best response out of her.

Finally having enough of his games and deciding to return the favour, she turned round again. Before he could stop her, she tore open his flannel shirt, tearing the fabric and causing buttons to fly everywhere.

She drank in the sight of his now exposed chest and stomach. Though she would have loved to run her hands over that marvellous physic Big Mac roughly pushed her backwards, causing her to fall onto the bed. He then climbed on top of her, pinning her down.

"I liked that shirt," he growled.

Before she could respond, he tore of the rest of her t-shirt. Once done he turned his attention downwards. He took hold of the front of her yoga pants and after pausing to give her a meaningful look, tore open a hole in the crotch, exposing her wet entrance.

Love Tap lay there, fully exposed and anxiously waiting for what came next. Big Mac wasted no time removing the now ruined shirt and dropping his jeans. Lastly, he removed his briefs, freeing his erection and letting it stand to attention. As he climbed back on top of her, he lined up his member with her wanting pussy.

"Ready to get fucked?"

"Yes," she replied.

Needing no further invitation he drove his rod deep into her opening. She let out a breath gasp and then a lust fill moan as she was penetrated. He soon found a nice rhythm, delivering long deliberate thrusts.

Soon however, something started to niggle in the back of Big Mac's mind when he remembered her earlier request. What they were doing now felt good and she seemed to enjoy it but it didn't really feel like he was fucking her.

He got a flash of inspiration when he saw a bare part of the wall nearby. The mayor said she wanted the room tested. Why would that only mean the bed?

He stopped thrusting, earning a confused stare from Love Tap. Before she could ask what was wrong, he guided her legs to wrap around his waist. Once they were secure, he picked her up, earning a yelp of surprise as she quickly wrapped her arms around his neck. He carried to a walled and then pinned her against it. He lined up his cock and then proceeded to start pounding into her.

Pinned against the wall with her feet off the ground. She was helpless against the assault and she loved it. The hard surface meant that Big Mac's cock was penetrating even deeper than what it had on the bed and in this position she was completely at Big Mac's mercy.

Her lusty moans turned into screams of pleasure and Big Mac continued to well and truly fuck her.

"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! AAAAAAAAAAH!" She squeezed her legs together and her inner walls tightened as she climaxed.

Big Mac paused and just held there mare as he let him ride out her orgasm. Once her breathing returned to normal he carried her to the bed and dropped her onto it. Before she could react he rolled her onto her stomach and grabbed hold of the base of her tail. He pulled upwards on it, bringing the mare to all fours.

As he readied his member for her entrance, he leant forward and whispered into her ear.

"I ain't finished with ya yet."

He buried himself deep in her warm folds.

As he continued to pound her he kept his hold on her tail, seemingly to prevent her from escaping. But she had no intention of escaping, she had asked to be fucked and she going to take it like a mare.

A really happy mare.

Her screams got even louder as ashe was unrelentingly penetrated by the red stallion. He kept a firm hold on her tail but used his spare hand to grope and squeeze her butt cheek.

Finally, her arms gave way as she felt the effects of another massive orgasm.

Though last time he had given her a repreive as she rode out her orgasm, this her back half was kept up as Big Mac continued to thrust into her. This caused a third orgasm to crash into her not long after.

With one last thrust, he erupted inside of her.

Once Big Mac finished filling her womb did he let go of her tail, his now softening member sliding out of her as the her lower half dropped. She remained in the almost prostrating position while catching her breath while Big Mac lay down beside her on the bed.

The two lay there, savouring the afterglow. The amiable silence was broken when a thought crossed Love Tap's mind.

"Hey Big Mac, stud rings are charmed to prevent pregnancy, right?"

"Nah that's a myth," Big Mac replied casually. "Ya did remember to get sigiled against getting pregnant, right?"

Love Tap looked up at Big Mac, eyes wide with panic. She then glared when the smirk he was wearing told her he was messing with her.

"Oh, fuck you, Big Mac."

"Ya already did," he replied.

Love Tap developed a predatory grin.

"Well, maybe I'll just do it again."

She crawled towards Big Mac, with obvious plans to start round two. Such plans were thwarted by her own body as she collapsed on top of the stallion in exhaustion.

"Just as soon as I catch my breath."


Plans for round two were shelved in favour of a quick nap and a shared shower. The two then got dressed, Love Tap in a dressing gown and Big Mac in his jeans and what remained of his shirt.

"So I think the room passed with flying colours," Big Mac stated.

"I think you passed with flying colours too," Love Tap replied. "So how much do I owe you for the shirt?"

"Don't worry," Big Mac replied. "Ah'll claim it as a work expense."

"Well alright then," she planted a quick kiss on his cheek. "Take care."

Big Mac smirked as he walked off. Clothing damage aside he thought Love Tap was going to be a good landlady to have. Supportive, non-judgemental and willing to help with the housekeeping. What more could he ask for?

He then noticed a few mares staring at him hungrily and became more aware of his bare chest.

Alright, maybe he could ask for an undamaged shirt.

With few other options, he decided to head to the Carousel Boutique. Unaware of a particular mare whose attention he had grabbed.


Rarity was putting the final touches on a display as she heard the ring of her door opening. She started her usual "Welcome to Carousel Boutique where every garment is chic, unique and...oh my." She noticed Big Mac standing there, shirt torn wide open.

"Sorry ta bother Rarity," Big Mac said sheepishly. "Ah had what ya may call a wardrobe malfunction and ah was wondering if ya could help."

"Always happy to help. Let's take a look."

Big Mac removed his shirt and handed it over to Rarity. Her lips tightened when she realised it was one of his flannel shirts that she particularly loathed.

"Just give me a moment and I'll see what I can do. Wait here."

The red stallion waited patiently while Rarity went out the back. If he had looked outside the nearby window he would have noticed her taking the shirt outside to her trash can.

Then he would have noticed her throwing it into the can.

Then her lighting a match and throwing it into the trashcan as well.

Then her watching the flames for a good minute before replacing the lid to snuff the fire out.

Though when she walked back in with a completely different shirt give her a questioning look.

"I'm afraid there was nothing I could about your old shirt," She explained. "Luckily I had a spare shirt in your size."

"Uh...thanks."

"Don't mention it darling."

Big Mac was about to get dressed when the bell on top of the front door rang. In the doorway stood a blue mare with a white mane, big sunglasses and a truly perplexing black and white dress with pink trim.

"I, Photo Finish have awived."

Big Mac's irises narrowed when he recognised the pony. It was the photographer from the Summer Wrap-Up Hoedown and Festival that had been obsessed with taking his picture in order to capture his essence.

While Big Mac was panicking, Rarity practically leapt with joy.

"Photo Finish!" she said excitedly. "What brings you here."

"Him." Photo Finished replied as she pointed at Big Mac.

"Me?" Big Mac asked in dismay.

"Him?" Rarity asked in a heartbroken whine.

Rather than reply Photo Finish zeroed in on the stallion. Before he had a chance to escape, Photo Finish had him pinned to a wall and was running her hands across his still bare chest.

"Yes, yes, yes such a physique, such awe-inspiring muscles, such pulsing masculinity," she commented. "You are truly an Alpha Male."

"Err...thanks?"

"You vill model for me."

"...what?"


Author's Note

Hi everyone, sorry for the delay in posting this chapter, life got quite hectic on me. But now things are back to normal so I promise that the next updated won't take as long.

I realise that there isn't a universally accepted name for Button's mom so I went with Love Tap because it is the one I liked best.

For those who are interested Big Mac and Photo Finish met issue 9 & 10 of the mlp comics. This isn't the last time I plan on using events or characters from the comics in this story :raritywink:

And while I already have ideas for future chapters, I welcome suggestions. On that note I wanted to ask you all a couple of things?

How many would like to see Big Mac's 'training session' with the mayor?

How many would like it to also involve Cherry Jubilee?

Please feel free to leave your thoughts on that or anything else in the comments below.

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